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NYC, professional tiktok guy, 🛩Jets/🍻Brewers/🦌Bucks simp, and a virgo - he/him
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Got engaged and then kissed in front of a hot dog stand
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@MillyTamarez
He wants to build any ikea furniture you might’ve just bought. Nothing more, nothing less
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At 22 I was:
-Paying $400 to be “taught” improv
-Getting my first credit card by accident at an Old Navy
-Reading Infinite Jest and blogging about it weekly
Life is about choices 🤝
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Me texting my friends back after we get separated for hours at a music festival while on drugs:
Going welI, I think! Thank you to all. LOVE!!!
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Can’t believe Axios got their hands on my high school yearbook senior page
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This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in many American cities
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Fact: If you are willing to drop $20 to watch The King of Staten Island then you have the resources to donate to causes and orgs that need it more than Judd Apatow and Pete Davidson rn
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I'm "sorry"
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IT’S TRUE!
Wow! This Man Is Super Wrong But Also Very Loud So Who Knows:
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“My partner and I noticed you from across the ski lodge and think you’re cute. Can we buy you a drink?”
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How was my flight? I watched a woman in front of me watch the Shallow scene from A Star is Born at least half a dozen times in a row. Manually rewinding on the touchscreen each time. I hope she’s okay wherever she’s headed.
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I wish to eat the little fake plastic grass partition they put in Sushi delivery containers
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Two Friends Taking Selfies in Montauk When the Freezing Tide Hits Their Feet: A Play in Four Acts
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Everyone is always asking me what Tennis is and to them I say:
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I endured that bus ride yesterday so that I could hang out in Ben Folds’ green room, drink his wine, watch him rehearse and eventually meet him! He’s been a musical idol of mine for as long as I’ve listened to music and I’m still in shock this all happened.
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God can you imagine the kind of night you'd have after realizing you and your romantic partner just made a 90% effective vaccine for a once in a hundred year pandemic.... I’m talkin nobel prize level sex
The scientists who developed the Pfizer/BioNTech Covid-19 vaccine are a Turkish-German power couple
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Trying out a new smile. Unfiltered opinions and notes encouraged.
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It took 346 days (and 1 profesh cut in Oct) but I finally gave myself a haircut in quar and I didn’t fuck up that much! I think!!
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Made this slideshow to commemorate my time indefinitely petsitting in an apt with a bidet during a pandemic coming to an end after 4.5 months. Enjoy.
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He must’ve gone to the beach that makes your scripts short
The next one. On third draft. Super tight. Under a 100 pages.
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Can’t wait to use my free drink tickets after tonight’s zoom show
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The guy she tells you not to worry about vs the guy she tells you not to worry about w/o a hat on
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“Chef’s Kiss” implies the existence of any profession’s kiss
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Been in line to cast my early vote for over an hour now. 300~ people and 3 full city blocks later I’m about to reach the end of the line! Who should I vote for again?
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I love how in The Iron Claw they all did this dance at the wedding and then the movie ended and nothing else happened and everyone was fine :)
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My favorite thanksgiving dish this year is pooping with the door open cause I’m home alone for the weekend in Brooklyn
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[Image description: kind man listens while you discuss the subject of this article who is definitely *not* him]
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I’m Thinking of Ending Things? More like I’m Thinking of Stranger Things!
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Is writing a Fortnite-themed parody of Hamilton a good use of my theater degree of a great use of my theater degree?
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Entry Level Job Requirements:
-18.5 years working the same position
-Proficient in Excel, Powerpoint, Word, Abyssal (Language of Demons) and Juggling
-Must be able to dunk
-In-depth understanding of ALL Social Media Platforms
-Must be able and willing to wrestle Jon Hamm and win
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Made my brother take this “after a tough loss” photo of me in the locker room during the Lambeau Field tour
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I got dressed up to stay in and watch Fellowship of the Ring Extended Edition by myself
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You’re in her DMs, my city is saved in her weather app. We are not the same.
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🚨Pete Davidson seen on a rollercoaster holding hands with Saturn Devouring His Son by Francisco Goya🚨
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Getting your first cast iron pan as an adult has the same energy as getting your first pet as a kid
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Just got champagne from a stranger on a stoop in Brooklyn! Today is good!
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My vibe this Sunday is watching both Paddington movies for the first time back-to-back and becoming a puddle of kindness and tears (but mostly tears)
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What is in the seasonal McDonald’s dessert?? Scrambled eggs??
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Sometimes as a fun lil treat just for me I close an app and then blindly open it again immediately expecting something new
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Got into an intense debate with a squirrel in the park today
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Joker (2019)
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The letter Trump left for Biden in the Oval Office just got leaked
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You can buy game-used dirt at the MLB Flagship Store in, what looks like, seasoning shakers for you to put on your food???
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The lighting was really good on the train during sunset the other day but unfortunately I forgot how to take normal selfies
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Happy Father’s Day to 100% real Korean baseball mascot Swole Daddy
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I’m at the frozen-garlic-bread-for-dinner level of election week. What about y’all?
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There is torrential downpour, strong winds and flooded sewage grates in downtown NYC rn...and yet there are still over two dozen folks without masks drinking frozen margs at the bar across the street from me rn. I’ll give them this: they are definitely committed to the cause.
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One of my favorite features of this bus is the work they’ve done in the bathroom. Really inspired. Truly stable. So secure. 5/5 bumpy bus bathroom trips.
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Hangover update: I had a leftover bean and cheese burrito from Taco Bell for breakfast
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The planets have aligned. A player just said “what the fuck” on mic during the Nickelodeon NFL broadcast
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