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Singida hili ndo bus wanaliaminia mkoa mzima.
Kama unasafiri kutoka Mbeya kwenda Singida likipita hili ndo basi tena utasafiri siku nyingine😂
TURU BEST
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Baada ya miaka 25 ya ndoa, huyu mwanamke amekuja kugundua kuwa baba mkwe wake ndo baba mzazi wa mumewe.😭
Umetokea ugomvi mkubwa sana hapa mazee, SO SAD.
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@adrilik
Que cotilla el entrenador mirándosela no? Ese es de los que no respetan la regla de los meadores en los aseos públicos
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Hivi kwanini kwenye kila nyumba ya kupanga yenye wapangaji wengi kunakuwa na mpangaji mmoja huwa haongei na mtu yoyote?🤷🏽♂
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Hapa shuleni leo ijumaa siku ya michezo🔥🙌🏽
Hii field iishe nirudi tu chuo wanangu nisije pigwa miongo mitatu.😂
Video nmekuwekea kwenye comment👇
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@frabigol
VOLVIO FUTBOL LIBRE, COMO VOLVIO NESTOR, COMO VOLVIO EL GENERAL EN EL 73. NO NOS GANARON LOS PROFETAS DEL ODIO
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Wanangu tusiendekeze sana mapenzi.😃
Unaambiwa huyu jamaa tokea aanze kusoma hajawahi kuwa na demu. Miaka yote alikuwa anapiga nyeto tu.
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Alooh namshukuru Mungu sikusomea ualimu😂
Maana ningekuwa nishamaliza miaka yangu 30 jela halafu ningepigwa mingine 30 kwa kosa lilelile😂
Video nmekuwekea kwenye comments.
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Kwa muda mrefu nimekuwa nikisikia watu wakisema kwamba mtu mwenye damu ya group 'O' hawezi kupata maambukizi ya virusi vya UKIMWI.
Je, kuna ukweli wowote kuhusu hili?
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UJUE MUUNDO MPYA WA LIGI YA MABINGWA BARANI ULAYA (UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE).
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Hivi dawa ya manzi anayetaka mjeledi kila siku ni ipi? Maana nadhoofika sana na afya yangu sio nzuri tangu niwe kwenye mahusiano na huyu manzi.😂
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Mtoto ya form two imejulia wapi Doggystyle? hawa watoto wameharibika sana tabia😂
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Raha ya kuwa mwanaume, hata ukiwanyima ndugu zako hela lawama zote zinaenda Kwa mke wako yakuwa amekuroga😂
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Impressed with the Tecno Watch Pro 2’s fitness monitoring and tracking! Ina record accurately steps, calories burned, and workout data. Inasaidia sana kuwa on top of your fitness goals.
@Atuswealth
@kajisijoLFC
@jayii22
@Afrismigo
@Quansah_78
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1. QOUTE TWEET post hii & andika kitu kimoja umependa kwenye smartwatch zetu kwa sasa
2. Tag marafiki zako 5 nao waone mabadiliko haya.
TECNO WATCH 2 Pro zinapatikana kwenye maduka yetu ya EXCLUSIVE! bei 120,000/=
Challenge hii ni 24hrs pekee
#AIOTtz
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Tunakuzika na suti halafu mzimu wako unatutokea na kanzu. Kwani ulipeleka wapi suti yetu mkuu?💀
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So satan will torture us in hell for disobeying the same God he disobeyed?😅
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Kampuni ipi ya mawasiliano Tanzania ina customer care mwenye sauti ya kukera kati ya hizi?😂
A. Airtel
B. Vodacom
C. Halotel
D. Tigo
E. TTCL
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Nyie ambao mlisoma Chemistry, which method can we use to separate woman and money?🤔
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So we all came down from heaven to fight to enter heaven 🤷🏽♂
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@WelBeast
Why Arsenal didn't bounce on a new manager energy?😭😭
Or Arsenal didn't have a new coach
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Kama umemzoesha round Saba hakikisha unamuoa usituachie sisi mashida 😂
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X madaktari, kwanini wagonjwa wa sickle cell huwa wanaongezewa damu ya mtoto mdogo?
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Sema wanawake sometimes akili zao huwa wanazijua wenyewe. 💔😂
Haya unarudi nyumbani unamkuta amenuna, unamuuliza kwanini umenuna, Kuna shida gani? Anasema "hamna shida mi wala sija nuna hata".
Unamkomalia weee, anashikilia bomba anasema hajanuna. Na we unaona kabisa amevuta
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Beef yangu na mademu wamewahi ninyima kinyama haitakuja kuisha😃
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Mimi nitaoa two wives halafu ninunue kitanda double decker.
Nikinyimwa huku chini napanda juu mbio kama lizard.😅
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Wamekulana tena na watakulana tena bila wewe kujua.
Stay strong 😂
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"USINIWEKEE MIFUPA!"
Jibu kama muuza butcher uliyevurugwa na maisha.😄
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Kwa unavokiona kiingereza chako unaweza kukubali tukutume ukatoe malalamiko yetu watanzania kwenye bunge la UN?😂
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Hakuna kitu inauma sana kama kujua unamegewa demu yako 😂😭😭
Hii hainaga u Gentleman wala nini.
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Sometimes tunataka tu kuwa friends na mademu, shida inakuja huku gang linataka matokeo na mrejesho.😂
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Leo nimepiga bao tatu kabla ya kuja kazini, hapa saizi najiona kama Manager 😃
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Inauma sana unapompa mtu umuhimu katika maisha yako lakini yeye hata hajali. Imagine mama anayeniuziaga ukoko leo kafunga mapema.😔💔
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@adrilik
¿Por qué quitarse toda la ropa en público?
El mundo ha perdido el impacto de la vergüenza.
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Uko na plan gani mkiachana na huyo demu wako? maana lazima mtaachana 😂
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Kudate hivi vitoto vya af mbili ni raha sana.😂Kameninunulia gloves za kuogea bana yaan naingia bafuni kama goalkeeper 🙌🏽
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Na mkitoka penye mlilala jana muoge bana, leo kanisani nmekaa kando ya demu ananuka round nne😡😂
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Avoid friends who think Arsenal will win the premier league😂 🤝
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Nikukumbushe tu kwamba, hata walioaga dunia usiku wa kuamkia leo waliamini kuwa kifo chao bado kiko mbali. Usisahau kumshukuru Mungu kwa kila nafasi ya uhai unayoipata, maana sote hatujui siku wala saa tutakayoitwa mbele za haki.
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Usipokuwa makini utateseka duniani na mbinguni utachomwa moto 😂
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Masturbati0n nayo huhitaji full concentration, any slight mistake you start from the scratch 😃😂
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Watu wanaokula sana wake za watu.
1. Bodaboda
2. Watengeneza kucha
3. Gym trainers
4. Ma photographers
5. Wasusi wa kiume
Ongeza mwingine mmoja unayemjua.
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Kwenye amri kumi za Mungu umebakisha ngapi uwe msaidizi wa shetani?😂
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Ladies and gentlemen, it's X pay day😁.
How much do you expect to be paid?
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@SuluhuSamia
Mama, Kuna mtoto wa miaka kumi na Saba kabakwa na kulawitiwa, ila wanasema eti ni kahaba😤
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Small accounts we roll it up,📌let's drop our X handles and we gain massively 🖤
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Leo ni siku ya walimu duniani.
Ni mwalimu yupi unayemkumbuka sana na kwa sababu gani?
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Sometimes it can take you miaka zaidi ya kumi kuupata mwaka mmoja utakaobadili kila kitu katika maisha yako, muhimu ni kutokukata tamaa.💪
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Unaenda Dm ya mrembo ku throw some sneaky lines, kumbe
@EsirEid
kashamtumia dollars kwenye account yake.💔
Maisha hayako fair kabisa humu ndani😂
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Hakuna kitu kinatuumiza sisi tuliochanja chanjo ya COVID-19 kama kuona ambao hamkuchanja bado mpo hai.😐
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Baada ya kuachana, hatupaswi kujifanya marafiki. NO calls, NO texts. Tupo kwenye mahusiano mengine na wanastahili heshima sawa na uliyokuwa ukiipata. Underline that.
Hatuhitaji kujifanya tuko sawa, we are not enemies lakini tujitahidi tuwe mbali kwa njia yoyote ile.📌
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Don't let nobody who ain't been in your shoes, tell you how to tie your laces.
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Manzi anaweza kuwa busy kama nyuki kila siku,ila ile time utampa good strokes atakuwa free kama mwalimu wa kiswahili 😂
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Wanangu, hata uende gym mpaka utembee kama bata mzinga, wanawake wanataka pesa. 😂
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@WelBeast
Arsenal have neither UEROPA nor UEFA 😂😂
At man u he's guaranteed a trophy at least after one season
Why should he join bottlers
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