Max ♠️
@Maxhylphenn
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18 6’4 and male but don’t be weird, 💯🏴 I rant here a lot https://t.co/TRfO1FgZtJ | top 5%😸
Joined July 2024
Account private so you guys are all vips now I’m never opening the doors again.
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Kinda funny nobody read my bio🫣 all this is temporary and you still followed.
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Not me reusing a video since I’m a bigger account now and the followers won’t know….
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When I’m balls deep in a twink and accidentally call him fortnite ch5 reaper sniper rifle instead of perfect.
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Pls tell me what fruit I am or I’ll go insane
I feel like everyone looks like a certain fruit. I’m giving plum.
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Okay so here is you begging the people you “don’t know” for sex🧍♂️
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Got too drunk and started crying oh well 20% off onlyfans for holidays
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Now if I said I cancelled a hookup to stay home and binge watch attack on titan would I be judged.
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Night, not goodnight cause if it was a goodnight id be writing a Twinks name on my d with marker and sending it to him on snap :(.
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When i was 6’ at 14 it is impossible for me to see short people as the same species.
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Do we fw it or nah (it spirals up my arm to like before the elbow but but you can’t see it)
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My dick.
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Finally blocked his ass omg 🤮
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My husband got a new husband apparently and didn’t say gn and has left me on read for like a day omg it’s so over 🚶♂️.
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Oomf posting whimpering audios and he sounds like a dead squirrel with a stutter and extra chromosomes.
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No yea bro I just really care about the environment and think we should shower together to like conserve water and shit bro.
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I’m really lame so I’m gonna repost this video with a diff caption cause I’m losing followers.
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In like two to three weeks from now I’m gonna crash mentally and I’m gonna reuse this video and put a thirst caption and it’ll be a hit tweet.
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I actually don’t want sex I just need someone to yap too about nothing, I’m touch deprived and talkative not horny.
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Posting oomfs selfies for him cause he’s a private account I’m crying.
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God if you’re really there can you please send me an emo twink.
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do y’all ever think about how we’re all gay and statistically some of us will get aids.
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Ik it is mean because I have only just turned 18 and done this stuff but because of the content of my posts I am not comfortable having random minors on my account so even tho I doubt I’ll be promoting the of here, unless ur close oomf im gonna block if u interact 😔.
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What if I’m not sexual and I’m actually just a validation seeker because why do I always go along with the other persons interests and kinks ect even when I’m not into it just cause they find it hot.
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Should’ve don’t more than 200likes I guess photos suck and videos r better.
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Trying to take nudes but ending up crying about my body instead ohhh this Ed isn’t fun 🏃♂️.
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When the freak wears off and I just want someone to kiss my forehead and stay for a little while.
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I want a boyfriend I’m going insane I need to play with a guys hair then make him watch my favourite movies while I dress him in my pyjamas and talk his ears off oh my god I’m going insane.
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Why are you in my 30s and hitting me up wtf do you want from me I don’t even understand taxes yet.
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Everyone getting pissy over the current pinned cause they don’t understand sarcasm🏃♂️ I don’t actually think I’m hot.
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