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πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸŠπŸˆπŸͺΏπŸ“πŸ Deplorable. I identify as a threat. Picasso of pessimism.

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@aimtomisb3hav3 @philthatremains Prostitutes so ugly, they ended up working at LaborForce.
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@philthatremains It doesn't even matter if anyone got close enough to whiff it. Girl drops her drawers and the windows fog with a film that is nowhere near condensation.
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RT @philthatremains: Emma Vigelands pussy smells
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RT @Shoestring_Lab: @TRHLofficial Gotta love the use of the Guy Fawkes mask when arguing how cutting off the Deep State is bad.
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@ThrillaRilla369 Seems like Pete Rozelle's dream of parity was a nightmare for his successors.
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@TheCriticalDri2 You landed in our, 'Winter/Spring/Summer Event' in South Florida. Sorry it was on a Saturday this year. The Almanac says that the Iguana rains are over. Eggs are expensive, but toilet paper is reasonable. You can substitute Toilet Paper for Ozempic and save big.
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@Grummz OMG! This is almost as bad as when U2 tried to give us their album on iTunes and Apple had to write a KB on how to permanently delete an album from iTunes, as a result.
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@RadioGenoa Is this a DEI re-shoot of Orgazmo? If so, this is T-Rex.
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@GuntherEagleman Harry Sisson is a product of the ED. He never faced the chaotic testing we went through before multiple choice. We were expected to know the answers & scratch papers were taken. Slide rule was the only acceptable 'calculator'.
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@ChrisDJackson Let's get this straight... You want Donald Trump back at the Resolute Desk, writing executive orders, right now. Right?
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@mjfree He already had a third term.
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RT @Grummz: It's all fake. It's all groupthink training. It's all propaganda. USAID paid nearly 500M to fund Internews. What do they do?…
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RT @elonmusk:
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RT @beinlibertarian: Let me get this straight. Democrats think prepubescent children can evaluate their gender and make a lifelong decisi…
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RT @LivesYet: @pattonoswalt Your tears are delicious! Cry more losers !! πŸ˜‚ Trump is YOUR president!!!! πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ It’s going to be an amazin…
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@ChildPleez007 This didn't happen so much it unhappened things that happened.
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@Grummz ...All the way off and straight on until morning.
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@JillSAnthony Your profile pictures are literally AI.
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