The Original Maverick Man
@Maverick__Man
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Professional DUI collector. Midwest Orgy Coordinator. GILF porn fan account. Save It, Don’t Shave It.
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I grind up viagra with my cocaine. I call it Magic Fuck Dust
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It’s martinis and bikinis in the garage tonight.
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Gary Plauché. After learning when his sons abductor and abusers plane was landing, Gary waited by the payphones and shot the abuser in the head at point blank range in front of live cameras. Happy Fathers Day hero.
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My mail order bride was damaged in transit.
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Ladies, you have 27 bones in your hand. Play your cards right and it could be 28.
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Nov 24th, 1977 Wayne Daniels eats 4 plates of food, punches 3 family members, drinks 2 cases of beer, and bangs 1 sister in law successfully batting for the Thanksgiving cycle.
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@elonmusk
Orgies and cocaine. Also chicks with a big bush and getting drunk with hobos. I’m also a big fan of cigarettes and sports bloopers videos.
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I buy minors booze in exchange for their mothers phone number.
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I can’t wait for gas to be more then $4 a gallon after this weekend cause 80 million people elected a guy who shits his pants.
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Back in my day, a furry was just a chick with a huge bush.
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Remember kids, your grandma can’t take all those pills with her to heaven. Help yourself.
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The Maverick Man is banging my mom in the skybox!
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The best part about drunk sex is that when you start seeing double it’s like bangin twins
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The 80s were a great time. People could afford 99 red balloons, they walked like Egyptians, you could cum on Eileen, and we built whole god damn cities with rock and roll.
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I gotta stop eating gas station pussy for breakfast.
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I’m not an introvert or an extrovert, I’m a pervert. Pretty sure that’s right in the middle.
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This is the tell tale sign there’s 2 guys blowin each other in the Home Depot bathroom.
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Sometimes I connect to my neighbors Bluetooth speaker and blast gay porn just so his wife starts to question his sexuality.
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Always wear a raincoat if you finger bang a homeless chick cause if she squirts, it’s like gettin sprayed by a skunk
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Never forget the beautiful sound of fucking on one of these.
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Got drunk at the bowling alley tonight and played the slot machine.
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Back to my full time job of smokin cigarettes on the dock tomorrow.
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They put a tampon dispenser in the mens bathroom for the guy with the man bun. He’s earned it.
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The best form of birth control is never giving her your real name or phone number.
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I trade cigarettes to kids at the local skate park for their moms phone number.
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When someone at work tells me they don’t drink, I just assume they are there to get me fired.
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They dropped off the masturbation huts at work today.
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I’m nothing like the US government, I never pull out.
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My boss just told me I needed to attend sexual harassment training. I told him no I don’t, I’m already really good at it.
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I think it’s bitchin that Bud Light supports the Trans community
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When I go to the strip club I bring rolls of nickels. You can make it rain but I make it hail.
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I don’t even like Hummus, I kinda always knew it would do something to Israel
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You’re in her DMs, I’m in her grandmother’s medicine cabinet. We are not the same.
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I often think about the guy with Down syndrome and a fanny pack buying 3 tall boys of Twisted Tea from the gas station at 8am. He rode his bike there. To me he’s a legend.
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Only thing I’m transitioning is a 30 rack of Busch into a whole lotta piss.
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You know what you can’t do with an electric stove? Light a god damn cigarette off of it. Don’t these people think?
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Jesus died for my sins. I don’t want him to ever feel like it was all for nothing.
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If she bitches about me pissin on the toilet seat, I just remove it entirely.
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This whole god damn country went to hell when men stop hanging nudie calendars in their garages!
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Banging deaf chicks is awesome cause when they have an orgasm, it sounds like you’re clubbing a baby seal.
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I’m off for the next 4 days but I went to work to drink in the parking lot.
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I call her pussy “the washing machine” cause I’m gonna throw a load in it.
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Am I considered a necrophiliac if I bang my sex robot while her battery is dead?
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I bet Gordon Ramsey could cook really good meth if he wanted to.
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I got the Rona. No need to wash before you come over ladies, I can’t smell or taste anything
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The only real vaccine against Covid is a forklift certification.
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Pack your bags babe, we’re goin on a cruise.
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Crossing submarine orgies off the bucket list.
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Anyone who hates Mondays has never had cocaine
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Sometimes I follow ugly women home from fast food restaurants to help build their self esteem.
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I knew I was nothing like Biden, I never pull out.
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So there I was climbing her hairy pussy like a sloped roof only to nick her G-spot
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Me showing up at Chuck E. Cheese’s for the single mothers
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Getting drunk enough to need the plastic sheets tonight
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Get in babes. Where we’re goin we don’t need roads.
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If a dog can be put down for biting a kid then why don’t we do the same with pedophiles who touch them?
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Apparently “bottomless” nachos doesn’t mean the waitress serves it with her beaver hangin out.
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This place served till 4am. It was the best place to close ass for 54 years. They have officially closed their doors.
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23 & Me is just a scam to make me pay child support
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I’ve had sex on film hundreds of times. Unfortunately that footage belongs to many different companies with CCTV.
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Finally got the blueprints back on the garage remodel.
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This vehicle saw more sex then any other in American history
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In honor of Women’s History Month, I’ll be leaving the toilet seat up for 31 straight days
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I put my fleshlight in the freezer for an hour before using. I call this The Ghost of Girlfriends Past
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I like a lady whose Christmas sweater is in her pants.
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Dating websites suck. I put my dick pics with my phone number under windshield wipers at the mall.
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Saw a grown man buy a 6 pack of Michelob Ultra tonight and wondered if he was on his period.
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When someone bookmarks one of my tweets, I just assume it’s to be used in a court of law at a later date.
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Sometimes I chat with the big women in my neighborhood so the hot ones don’t get to cocky.
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Ok now show me the section of sex robots with a smokers cough and yeast infection
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Why are people freaking out about a woman President? It could never happen, there isn’t an oven in the Oval Office.
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What if strip clubs set up booths at high schools like military branches.
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Everyone is invited to my Twitter meet up Memorial Day BBQ
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The people who live behind me are getting ready to hold their annual cult meeting.
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