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@MatthwDayton

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Artist. Gamer. Nerd trapped in a jock's body. Gay. Vegetarian. I Post opinions, art, & workout pics. Lara Croft is our queen.

Alt: @cannibaltdaytn
Joined August 2014
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I love boxing or whatever.
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He is doing this. Directly to me. On purpose.
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Then why are you in my DMs asking me to give it to you hot and raw when we've never even spoken. One mask for society, but the same as everyone else behind closed doors?
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If you call me fagg*t to my face, I'm punching you. I'm not tolerant. I'm not kind. And you're going to learn
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Never skip _____ day.
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Come with me if you want to lift.
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He said NEVER HEARD OF IT!
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I wanna be a super(hero)model
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@Veeren_Jubbal It's crazy that wanting cops brought to justice for abusing their power so relentlessly that someone is dead, is considered a partisan issue
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POV I got you by the throat because you said something negative about Tomb Raider
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My husband and my boyfriend support my sex work. If that makes me a deviant to you. Good.
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I put my disk in. A little card popped up on the right that said "PS5 upgrade. FREE" So I clicked that. The game downloaded. My save auto loaded. I was playing. That's hard for people?
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Cyberpunk 2077's next-gen update is a pain on PlayStation:
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Shaming weight loss IS body shaming.
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A dude at work known for womanizing, has been calling me "muscle puppy". So... He's gay right?
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Best Grindr compliment in history
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My mom passed away early this morning from additional complications caused by COVID. She was 60. Please hug your loved ones.
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Fock. It's an arm day.
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New. I'm high here. 😶
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I truly love this picture.
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Man tiddies.
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Not me working.
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Well. That's that folks. My 30s have ended and my 40th birthday has arrived. What a journey!!!! Here's to another 40!!! ☺️
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Once per year I cover my body as dictated by societal norm.
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The righties are TRIGGERED. I made them cry with this one. 🤣🤣
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You didn't know this but The Last of Us only takes place in the US, because the rest of the countries believed it was real and took necessary measures to contain and stop it. They're literally having tea in the UK while Joel parades his kidnap victim across the US.
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3 years of grit, determination, perseverance, dedication, failure, success, ups, downs, lefts, rights, the spread eagle, one after the other. 😀
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The good doctor and I have been together for 1 year today!! ❤️❤️
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ALL PSVITA GAMES should be ported to PS5. They were NOT given a fair chance.
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Two-a-days, now featuring results.
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People called her fat for months.
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Guys if you want my alt all you have to do is ask. I'm not hiding it or hiding at all. I just didn't want to post my goods all over my gaming/political Twitter.
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I'm at 82 hours in Elden Ring. I've defeated ONE major boss. I regret NOTHING.
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@RealBrysonGray Why'd you wear it? I'm sure you get it. Replace one of those words with something opposed to whatever you are, and see how it feels.
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Unfollowed the "gaming topic" because this is what it shovels. Endlessly.
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Time for an up to date pinned pic.
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Well... I'm 41.
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Do you look your age? Post a picture! I'm 40 years old.
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Back to working out full sessions tomorrow, fam. G'night!!
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Ooooh. They're so brave behind their little keyboards.
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I don't have the guns or glasses yet, but what do you think?
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Thank you everyone for your support from the bottom of my heart. I've had to make the decision to take my mom off of life support systems and she will be gone soon. Value your very short life. Here in an instant, gone in a flash.
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My PlayStation PlayPass.
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My BF sent me a pic of he and his roomate with their shirts off at the gym and there were at least 90 abs in the picture so I'm gonna eat this entire pizza
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What am I?
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Well, I caught the shower shitting member at the gym by marking half hour intervals of checking the stalls, and cross referencing it with the members that were coming in. His excuse was that his pre-workout hit at the wrong time. Nah. 10 times bro? Revoked
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College guys coming forward saying that they slept with that Kansas City kicker bigot chauvinist dude throughout there time there. Duh.
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97 hours in Horizon 35 hours in Elden Ring 15 hours in Gran Turismo So happy.
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I sure love chest day. ❤️🍈 🍈
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I love the dirty looks that I get when I'm wearing this mask. Haven't you ever seen a big, muscly f*g before? Like, It's 2022.
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Haircut
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Yes hello. I'd like to inform you that I got the job!! And not only that, they offered me a higher position than I applied for.
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It's sad we live in a world where this can be called Ugly. I think it looks fantastic.
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A 5-year-old game still making me say holy SHI every time I turn it on #HorizonZeroDawn #PS5Share , #HorizonZeroDawn
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Whenever I fall asleep with socks on, I ALWAYS wake up with the left one missing. I don't know what causes this phenomenon.
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🎵 These tiddies bout to groooow-oh-oh-oh oh oh oh oooh 🎶
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Raise your hand if video games got you through 2020.
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Keep on keeping on.
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The ONLY thing I absolutely do NOT want to see at the PlayStation event is Deathloop. I'm not attacking the game. We've just seen more than enough.
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I feel like Captain America when I wear a white shirt
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Me playing Stellar Blade
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Someone help me, I'm trapped.
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New swim trunks. Ya dig?
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Yo does this shirt make me look gay, bro?
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I am a CHILD
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Hoe in a Chicago hotel.
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Photo shoot with BF
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If I see ONE MORE PERSON say Final Fantasy VII is OVERRATED, I am going to sit quietly and accept that we all have different tastes and that's what makes games awesome. Fuckers.
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We get it. You hate gay people. Your entire party has made it their personality to show you killing anything that represents us. We get it. You're a bunch of fucking filthy bigots. We get it. You love your guns more than humans. We get it. You like to wear American flags.
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They can’t let this Bud Light thing go.
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Smash or pass (the controller).
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Heard it was Horny day so I took the sexiest possible picture.
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Should parents be responsible for picking up after their own children they chose to have?
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A lot of people don't know but if you beat the game in under 2 hours you unlock alternate costumes like The Nebraskan, Crooked cop, and cyberpunk faux pas .
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Fuck ANYONE who is negative about this game. It may not be "for you" but... The mere fact that this exists on this earth should be cause to give Sony SO MUCH PRAISE. Period.
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#Dreams arrives tomorrow on #PS4 🚨
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Coworker said I look huge after today's lift 🥹
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Happy New Year from Madrid. I'm off to dance until 8am. Byyyyeeeee
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People saying she put on noticeable weight. And you all wonder why eating disorders exist
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SMH. This why I prefer white controllers. This is after 10 hours of use in a single day. Smh. SMH. Smh.
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Winning this war handily.
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But everyone else saw a butthole, too, right?
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Lol game has been out for 3 weeks. People are enjoying it, and it's world.
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The day my nephew came out to me as bisexual, and my niece came out as a trans man, it wasn't pride that I felt right away. It was fear. Fear that I would be blamed because I had a hand in raising them. Fear that I would be accused of influence. I knew I would. And I was right
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I did "stuff" with a man tonight and that makes me happy because it's been 6 months of absolutely not having any desire to. 🙂
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