MATT CAMPS π―π²
@Matt_Camps
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This is the calmest I've ever seen this nigga
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Squidward: Ah, what a great day to relax. SpongeBob and Patrick:
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Because the rich need a flat surface to sniff coke.
Poor men love big breasts, the rich prefer them smaller βStudy.CLICK LINK TO LEARN MORE |
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Pusha T sacrificed the 24 hour response to go do some research and came back real disrespectful.
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Photographer couldn't bawl out fi move to the right likkle bit? OCD ah breathe inna mi neckback.
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Yeah, except my female friends aren't failed talking stages.
do men who believe in platonic friendships with women even exist.
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See 5 black SUV pon the toll ah come town. Obama deh yah.
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How the Iron Throne reach dehso?.
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Me: wow this is serious. My brain: Trinidad is SPLIT IN DE MIDDLE.
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Mi nah leff no big batty gyal over no twitter drama still. Imma stick beside her.
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Who gonβ tell him?.
That Kartel US tour gonna be absolutely bonkers.
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Entering a dance competition vs a biggs in Jamaica means youβve already lost lol.
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I hate those βhey can I see your apartmentβ videos cuz you canβt convince me these people are really letting a complete stranger in them yard.
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All these years of #freekartel and itβs just dawning on people is so funny lol.
No lie Jamaicaβs society just casually accepting a murderer is crazy.
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My girl seh week 3. Mussi hyperbolic time chamber she work out inna.
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Mighty god mi nuh wash clothes fi bout two week now.
A tropical wave now drenching Hispaniola and Puerto Rico is heading for Jamaica, bringing steady rain from Monday, November 11 to Saturday, November 16, especially in the afternoons. With saturated ground, the risk of flooding and landslides is real. Stay vigilant and prepared.
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Big man ting = I'm serious. Big man ting? = Are you serious?
"Big man ting" - A Jamaican being serious about a given situation.
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Ntn nuh wrong wid Shein enuh but please nuh see me and seh βWho dat? Shein and clean?β π.
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Merry Christmas to everyone who not matching PJβs cuz we standing on bidness. Weβre all in this together πͺπ½.
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You know what else is $4250? A butter chicken with white rice and a garlic cheese naan. Happy Friday!.
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Overproof riddim had like 20 hits. When last a dancehall riddim even have 5 hits? It's crazy.
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Purpose was so fire that he should take his time.
It's been almost four years since the release of Justin Bieber's last album
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Now I need to find a JP to verify I look this good
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No joke. I feel if you not at freedom street tonight by choice, youβre missing out on a once in a lifetime experience if you love dancehall. Skeptical before but this will be talked about until weβre old and grey. Nothing will compare I feel.
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βRespect broβ.
How much yall tip the guys who bring your groceries to the car?.
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Mutual interest where u nahffi run nobody down >>>>>>>>>.
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Unnu notice how the dawg still nah style Russian? Crazy.
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I am now urging my bank account to recover from this holiday season.
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Urging them to stop.
AGAIN .What is the government doing about these tectonic plates?.
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People who hate soca usually are miserable beings. Let's discuss.
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Dawgs dem, remember you haffi spend pon woman fi mek dem spend back pon you lol.
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Finna just start saying I want you to come over so you can come if u want
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Youβre trying to tell me this isnβt talent?
Can we stop pretending about her talent now?.
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Beyonce whine like a uptown girl. Unfortunate.
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How else she gonna believe seh the bun was an accident?.
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One year ago today was a blur of being unable to leave my bed, in the middle of carnival week trying to find the strength to push through but I know he would be proud. Itβs been one year of pain without you around but thanks for everything again and may you sleep in peace ποΈ
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Every birthday hits a lil harder because I remember a time when I thought I wouldnβt live this long. But life isnβt that bad.
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Just dead ah yuh yard. Unnu nuh serious bout alleviating the stress on our healthcare system.
How do you reduce demand for hospitals?.
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The dawgs in the quote worried bout which console better. Big dawg you have to worry about finding a girl willing to do this first π.
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Me: Morning. Old person: . Me in my brain: PUSSY YUH NUH HEAR MI SEH MAWNING.
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The world isn't against you but don't let anybody gaslight you into thinking everybody heart clean.
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Yawn. Gwan ah studio Jada Kartel the gimmicks nah save you.
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You ever wonder if it's not your pullout game that's strong but you're actually infertile?
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Jamaican people: WE WAH JUSTICE . Police: we need witnesses. Jamaican people: but mi anuh informer.
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I've reached that stage in life where I'm tired of doing the heavy lifting. Need likkle nepotism inna mi life now.
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Tomorrow people π
10 likes and I make a video like this for soca camp promo.
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Which Bob Marley is that
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I got distracted while tryna get some content ngl ππ
I look so good rn.
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Cutting grass at 8:30 AM on a sunday morning is just ridiculously inconsiderate.
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There will be signs.
Can I do both sunrise and Frenchmen?.
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Every time I love and lose itβs just βwe go againβ because I know I tried with all my flaws and shit and ah suh it go. Thereβs another billion people out there and Iβm sure atleast one will find me eventually.
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"MUMSEL AH JUST ONE MI WANT. SEE DI CAR YAHSO WE AH MOVE RIGHT NOW"
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Me: *doesn't send good morning text*. My girl:.
In a relationship where u feel UNAPPRECIATED IS TOXIC AS FUCK!.
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Hope everything work out in the end. And if it nuh work out we try again.
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Pretty sure you can thank hope gardens residents for that.
No lost in time?.
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If Eddy G can perform fi a full stadium, you can do anything inna life. BELIEVE.
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Meta(Instagram)'s algorithm is so aggressive. You can change your entire feed in a matter of minutes just by liking a few things.
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I no longer work at Zip103. Itβs been a couple months but people keep asking so just putting this out there. Grateful for the year of broadcasting experience I attained and itβs another milestone in my career that I am happy to have on my DJ resume. Nuff love.
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Hey, DM for 10 tickets for Soca Camp.
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Tell mi why this random girl just start randomly bawl inna this taxi and start hug me up. Never met her in my life
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Crazy how far one DJβs impact can go.
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How hard was it to admit you were wrong? 10 marks.
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When 'boom bye bye' come on and you thinking about the deep homophobic message but it have a vibe
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You understand how peak it is to drag somebody in proper english and at the end of it all tweet "Dem dead?"????.
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Guys, if youβre not monetizing a song you can even sample Michael Jackson lol.
Wait lmfaoooooooo WAIT. Unu realize Burna had to approve that sample???.
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Country people when dem say good morning inna town:.
Unfortunately there are no benefits to being a good person.
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When mi see artiste like Chronixx and Koffee just ah roll solo mi really haffi wonder bout the dancehall artiste dem weh find one song and par wid 20 man EVERYWEH.
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Bredda this bus man hold on pon the crackers mi left pon him bus fi like a month now. A MONTH! Lmao do you understand how much integrity you must have to wait til you see a man fi give him back him crackers πππππ.
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Uber is literally the safest rideshare option. It's kinda crazy that because people cheap out and use the sketchier options the good have to suffer for the bad. Smh.
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No enuh. Send me the application email and mek mi give them a cussing.
500,000 - 800,000 k a month time is a good salary right?.
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Nuh really matter how much you rate people if dem nuh rate you back.
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Ash Wednesday used to be about our lord and savior.
morning, reminder to spit in all her holes today π.
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When Trini people talk about parties having more energy back in the day itβs so crazy to me because their parties now are still 5x more energy than Jamaican parties.
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Everybody dates while thinking about the next option and thatβs why everybody single to me.
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