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@MattMTerry

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Just a man trying to futilely communicate to complete strangers

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@signalpestt That revolver has like 40 chambers
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@analisapackham In 1861 income tax was introduced only for the wealthy. It was reintroduced in 1913 for everyone regardless of income. Don't fall for this.
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@PicturesFoIder I live in Utah. It's a big no no for Mormons to have sex before marriage. But young adults justify it with weird perceived loopholes. This is basically one of them. Also, this is likely a skit not an interview. They wouldn't risk being discovered doing it.
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@LRHN_Cash Here I fixed it for you: Little Rock patient catches up with the Little Rock Nurse that leaked her Little Rock medical records on her close Little Rock friends.
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@Babygravy9 My ARFID acted up the other day, and I needed to drink 15 beers. Crazy how it impacts everyone differently.
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@HannahPosted I think it's ok to let people use their personal property as they desire.
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@Muhsoci0factors Imagine the negative attitude you'd have to have to make this about anything else than that woman's desire to save a kitten.
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@Rothmus Their kid finding a quail egg on Easter
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@GigaBasedDad He was going to wreck that werewolf too if it wasn't for shoddy masonry work.
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@DanManCarney Thanks for the chuckle and good luck 🫡
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@MomsPostingLs I'm tempted to date Caleb and I'm straight and married
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@schuld_eth @crazyclipsonly That long ass mag... I thought it was a hose sprayer.
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@NavalInstitute Ultimately, we're all dead men. Sadly, we cannot choose how but, what we can decide is how we meet that end, in order that we are remembered, as men.
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@SuspectFed Was that a man? It kinda looked like a man but it didn't act like one.
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@tulpapilled 1. Go to the gym, put on mass 2. Get a tan 3. Grow a beard 4. Mohawk it up like young Dwalin in the Hobbit 5. Fight off the inevitable hordes of excited women
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@roguecaliber Wife: *falls downstairs* Husband: "I knew it"
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@keefvonkush This post makes you appear like a pedophile sympathizer.
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@Rothmus After you eat the sandwich
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@Srirachachau I'm finally part of something
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@AmiriKing If this post is satire it's pretty solid comedy. Hits at a lot of issues with society. If not, then well... shit.
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@CatWorkers Looks very professional
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@LightsCameraPod @UglyXKorean Little fella tuckered himself out
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@uncle_deluge @p8stie This, and they make the new team members do the harder manual tasks.
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@Travis_in_Flint Does breaking your oath to the constitution count as treason? Asking for a friend
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@RulerOfHumanity Solid game. The only things that need to be on a roadmap are: 1. Few new weapons (suppressor auto cannon anyone?) 2. Cosmetics 3. New ops 4. Customizable chaos 5. Expansions to continue Titus' story 6. Faster and better multiplayer matching
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@devindoob On the 4th paddle he learned how to fly
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@DarkPsychForMen This is when you break up with her. Never accept being on trial as a result of her insecurities.
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@myhiddenvalue - Says he desires France to be controlled by the French - Invades France to control it
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@CAAARRLL89 @analisapackham Ah income tax, where would our quality of life be without it?
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@stealyoredbull Who knew humanity lost the right to establish new countries in the 14th century? We should be careful exploring space, maybe 600 years from now we will learn we didn't have the right to do so.
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@jasonllevin MAGA is pretty low on the terror scale. Have you ever considered that maybe you scare easily?
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@kabigwa_78 @RealCrazyFight_ I hope this is satire, because it's hilarious
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@Kerrcarr01 It's not advice, it's an opinion.
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@slizagna You're right though
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@MANUELDOESIT @PicturesFoIder And pretty lame sex it sounds like
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@TLCplMax Normally I'd agree, but the politicians they would serve are a joke.
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@LolOverruled This post is misleading, 37-year-old Derrell Mickles pulled out a knife in the subway and attacked police when confronted. Someone I'm sure you want to share public transportation with.
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@ZAYYYTHEGOAT Because a handful of district attorneys shouldn't decide who 333 million Americans can vote for. That's the logic.
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@LeadingReport Breaking the law needs to have consequences. Otherwise, it's not a law.
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@dtf_szn Don't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling...
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@ImMeme0 Unpopular opinion, I kinda like hammock guy
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@SneakyScube Sometimes I hate that I like him.
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@violent_clips I've never seen a video of people standing around with guns in their pants turn out ok.
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@ValentinaForUSA @elonmusk @fema Is it time for organized civilian militias?
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@LeadingReport No need to go to war with a country to control it when you can vote in their elections
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@TheBrutalNature When you find out your kid likes Nickelback
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@Helldiversmedia I want fire resistant heavy armor so bad...
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@HelldiversAlert I like this proposal, some of the armor is op but it's a great pitch. IMO add helmet stats
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@Kyla_Lacey Humans are so desperate for meaning they will gladly accept the illusion of it.
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@Helldivers2HQ Me trying to enjoy anything The Internet:
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@ShouldHaveCat I would pay extra for this
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@Dachsjaeger Outlaws has water effects, sold under 1 million copies. Space Marine 2 doesn't have water effects, sold over 2 million copies. It is safe to assume it's not the water.
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@Partisangirl What was in the house?
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@Rothmus If you sell something, you no longer have a say in how it's used. Pretty straightforward.
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@RivsMamaCat @JoJoFromJerz I love it when someone already responds with what I was going to say.
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@LeadingReport Patriotism has leveled up
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@PicturesFoIder The panicked breathing of realization 💔
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@Rothmus This is Amy BTW
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@WorldDarkWeb 15 +1 = Mag dump
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@_ROB_29 The shark was bringing his favorite snack to them first. No one thinks about that.
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@Whotfismick I want beef not bun.
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@engineers_feed It's easy: 1. Figure out a $ amount to get you to move. 2. Tell them that you would be willing to move for (x) dollars. 3. State acceptable payment methods. 4. Let them decide if it's worth it to them. If it's valuable to them, they will pay and you'll be happy as well.
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@LNHAT14 @PicturesFoIder Yeah this is true. Utah Mormons are very different from other Mormons.
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@VikingRobVWO That's because they didn't need a gun
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@WallStreetApes Yeah I've been thinking about this since learning about the 702 bill myself. Probably a good time to start rallying and training with your local American citizens.
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@hesbianbigby One time my brother puked in the popcorn bowl while it had popcorn in it. He didn't get any deviled eggs for dessert.
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@DudespostingWs No, it's based on a lie. A hilarious functioning lie.
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@Lorgarwasright *blows up guy with fireball* Man that slur earlier was heavy
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@WhipKClark We should probably start collecting taxes from other nations if we are going to be policing them. Wait we give them our taxes too... That doesn't make any sense.
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@SallyMayweather There are too many bear arms puns and I don't know where to start.
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@Pirat_Nation Space Marine 2 releases next week.
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@Rothmus The jeep placement is 100% accurate
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@xMBGx 1. Bug fixes 2. Saved load outs 3. Weapon mods 4. New weapons 5. More biomes and interesting weather
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@weirddalle 1. Cerberus 2. Weyland-Yutani 3. Hyperion 2
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@HazelAppleyard_ My breakfast, gun & coffee with bacon as a snack, (I drink my coffee black) there is no faggy explanation for this, but I blame my testicles. This sounds terrible no matter how you spin it...
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@GigaBasedDad I've been saying this for years
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@Garfytwit It's becoming less grimdark and more of a Saturday morning cartoon every year
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@halfmooneyyes 😂 self incriminating evidence is the best kind
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@YetiYeff Oktoberfest at snowbird
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@LaineyWasi He isn't even the most powerful man at that airport, let alone the world.
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@reddit_lies Here are a few excuses: 1. You need to haul things for fun or work 2. Your family has lots of kids 3. You live in a snowy area 4. You live off road There is a "special" kind of person who blames their neighbors instead of the government.
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 I'd bet $20 he's in his mom's backyard
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@ToriatheistTori The goal of bullying is to ensure the standard of acceptable social behavior isn't eroded. And just like any topic, it can be used for right and wrong.
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@GarbageHuman23 Now he can put them in his purse 👜
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@OrwellNGoode This is why the internet was invented
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@michaelbeholder @sourpatchlyds @axios Just googled it. Turns out insurance companies acquire money. The Treasury Department makes it. I wonder where insurance organizations acquire it from... 🤔 guess it doesn't matter right? Make sure you don't forget to pay Geico this month though.
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@DoniTheDon_ Aren't we obligated to arrest the judge if we have proof?
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@runews @elonmusk I was going to joke about a "new kink unlocked" but my wife is on here and I'm certain she would destroy my car...
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@iluminatibot Try driving semis and snow plows in it for a year
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@kateg_tweets @analisapackham By my logic you should be involved even if your bathroom looks like this.
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@AnnieForTruth It's a good thing the internet is relatively new. Otherwise a plebian might have convinced the Wright brothers to buy books instead of discovering flight.
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@Rothmus Lady Luke has eyes that say she will key your car
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@YDCrypto @InternetH0F 8 years old ok then? 🙄
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@_TheUnserious @PicturesFoIder I can't recall a scandal but swinging is definitely a thing here. So it wouldn't surprise me. Also love the name
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