Matt Lanark
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🏀 Worries too much about grown men chasing a ball around a court/field/diamond ✍️ Humor writer⛳️ Probably golfing or watching movies 📧 mattlanark @gmail .com
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The (Probably) True Oral History of Baseball’s Founding
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No one makes a win feel like a loss quite like the Eagles
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Nick Siriani is the only NFL coach who can make Deshaun Watson look like a competent QB
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But Who's
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Definitely the kind of behavior that leads to a long tenure in this city
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Nick Sirianni talking shit to fans as the Eagles ran out the clock against Cleveland
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@EliotShorrParks
Eagles fan response: grow up and get the offense running before the second half
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I look forward to the start of a sports season when I’m not immediately looking forward to the next one starting
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Is there some sort of antidote for the football withdrawals I’m going through today after five straight days? Not sure what to do with myself tonight.
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We deal with so much nonsense today in all facets of life, and I’m as guilty as the next, being a bit too reliant on sarcasm. So it’s worth celebrating the many many beautiful moments in sports too!
Australian, Steven Anderson, has become the first ever autistic winner of a G4D event on the DP World Tour, winning by 9 shots on 7 under at Sotogrande.
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I’m glad Travis Hunter is finally in the betting mix for Heisman. Hate that it’s almost always just the best QB on a good team
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2008 - win WS
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2022 - lose WS
2023 - lose NLCS
2024 - _________
Should’ve guessed this downtrend result
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What is Tom Brady’s long game here. Can’t imagine he’ll be content to just continue on being a small minority owner? Just a beachhead to get more involved with another team at some point?
NFL owners approve Tom Brady's bid to become limited partner of the Las Vegas Raiders.
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