Matt Albie
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As a Jew, my greatest loyalty is to thought-provoking sketch comedy
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Scorsese is directing ours
The first trailer for Jason Reitman’s ‘SATURDAY NIGHT’ has been released.
In theaters on October 11.
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We at Studio 60 stand at the ready to resume holding up the mirror
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“60”—the new Studio 60 movie—has announced its cast.
Me: Josh Charles
Danny: Jeff Daniels
Wes: CGI Laurence Olivier
It will take place over the course of a celebratory dinner after our courageous show from the Abbottabad compound where SEAL Team Six took out bin Laden
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I highly recommend the parts of this podcast that have nothing to do with David Fincher or Panic Room
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A comedian’s job is to either get on Studio 60 or quit comedy
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I have this one nightmare where I'm writing a sketch and the premise isn't established until the bottom of the second page
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Studio 60 would like to welcome its newest cast member, President Joseph Robinette Biden Jr.
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Happy to welcome the newest member of the Studio 60 cast, Steve Bannon
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Judge Roy Moore will no longer be hosting this week's episode of Studio 60
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Studio 60 would like to announce that cast member Tim Walz will be taking a leave of absence
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Thank you for participating in The National Alert. This is how we will notify the public when an episode of Studio 60 is about to start
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Sometimes I wonder why people who didn't go to Harvard try to get into comedy
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When I left Studio 60, the show, in a sense, was crucified. When I came back it was resurrected.
#easter
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I would go so far as to argue that in the film "Manhattan," the city itself is a character
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Now you all know why we fired RFK from our writing staff 10 years ago. That said, the “Dead Bear” sketch did get laughs at the table read
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So happy to see something that started as a 3-minute comedy sketch on Studio 60 have so much success.
Congratulations Oppenheimer.
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As of today, I have been on Twitter for 8 years. Now, I don’t mean to get spiritual, but Studio 60 has been part of all of us for all of eternity
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Some of my favorite Studio 60 sketches from this year:
1) Robert Mueller or Robert Redford
2) Old Timey Gravediggers
3) The Millennials (4th installment fet. Dakota Johnson)
4) Robert Mueller or Robert Mugabe
5) James Comey Comey Comey Comey Comey Chameleon (the character)
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Tom Jeter just came into my office dressed as the Chinese Spy Balloon. Before he opened his mouth I was already putting a new card on the board
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It started as a Studio 60 sketch called “The Incest Detective Agency” and then became a film. Rest in peace Robert Towne
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The Declaration of Independence is, in a very beautiful way, our nation’s first sketch
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Studio 60 would like to welcome our newest cast member: Governor Ron DeSantis
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Studio 60 doesn’t air because it’s ready. It airs because it’s 11:30 on a Friday night.
But it’s always ready.
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Rare that a movie that started as a Studio 60 sketch goes on to receive so much acclaim. Congratulations, 12 Years a Slave
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If audiences don’t have the balls to come out and watch Studio 60 we don’t want you
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I hope he gets rid of all the parody Twitter accounts. Enough already
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Studio 60 season premiere host: King Charles III
Musical Guest: Red Hot Chili Peppers
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In my opinion, the wrong Harriet was chosen for the 20 dollar bill
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I have asked that the 1986 episode hosted by C. Thomas Howell to promote the movie Soul Man be removed from all streaming services
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I said, "It's good, Paul Thomas, but make it about fashion. And instead of Michael Jordan, cast Daniel Day Lewis."
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Studio 60 would like to welcome our newest cast member, former White House Communications Director Hope Hicks
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In light of recent events, The Foo Fighters will be replacing Michael Flynn as this week's musical guest
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Our studio will be hosting live shows once again next week now that houses of worship are essential
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Send me your packet
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Over 20 million people have signed an online petition urging Studio 60 to keep doing what we’re doing
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Studio 60’s 60 electoral votes will go to Joe Biden, thus making him our next President of the United States
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Now that she’s free I’m happy to announce she’ll be doing the one thing she’s dreamed of for the past 13 years: Britney Spears will be joining the Studio 60 writing staff
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If I ever have a son, I'd rush home from work, take him out in the backyard, and toss the old sketch comedy around
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I have written a Donald Trump sketch so scathing and insightful that he will watch it and cry and say he's sorry and not be president
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Every Friday night the Super Bowl of sketch comedy airs on NBS
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Studio 60 is dark tonight.
Cold open woulda been documents stuff.
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Happy to announce NBS Theme Park will be opening Studio 60 World next year.
Among the highlights:
Enter Felicity Huffman’s body as she hosts an episode
Do cocaine with Danny Tripp
Experience your own 4am miracle
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10 years ago today I got an emergency call, and I said, “Sully, you need to calm down. Is it possible to land in the Hudson?”
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Studio 60 would like to welcome its newest staff writer, Orenthal James Simpson.
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He gave me the script and I said, “Bong, it’s good. But don’t set it at Six Flags, set it in a house.”
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As soon as I get the okay from the guild, a cold open entitled “Vladimir, Volodymyr, Or Voldemort” is exploding out of my fingertips
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Troubling but not surprising that my wife Harriet Hayes wants to be our next Speaker of the House
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Home.
So happy I got to visit a legendary comedy institution while I was in town.
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I said, "Kenneth, it's good, but when the Casey Affleck character goes out for groceries, them kids gotta burn."
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Studio 60 is, and has always been, part of a pentagon PSYOP mission
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Christ Licht is out at Studio 60. No further comment at this time
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Congratulations to Mother Teresa--the craziest Christian of them all
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Congratulations to former Studio 60 script PA Aaron Sorkin on his Golden Globe win
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From “Bruce Willis Child Psychologist” to “Unknowing Strong Guy” to “People Getting Old Fast,”former staff writer M. Night Shyamalan has always been able to turn his most popular Studio 60 sketches into movies
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A brilliant idea by a brilliant man
Aaron Sorkin reveals how he would write election night, 2020: "Trump does what we all assume he will do, which is not concede defeat… For the first time, his Republican enablers march up to the White House and say 'Donald, it’s time to go'"
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Sad to report that the newest member of our Studio 60 family, Steve Bannon, has died
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If Saturday Night Live acquires a nuclear weapon, Studio 60 will respond in kind
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Scientology leader David Miscavige is one of the best Studio 60 hosts of all time
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George Bush wasn’t just a great man. He was, above all, a great host and musical guest
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Happy to welcome the newest member of the Studio 60 cast, Anthony Scaramucci
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Congratulations to
@ScottAukerman
on 10 years of a subpar comedy program that lacks polish and integrity
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Studio 60 has had the best, smartest, most nuanced comedy about the Israel/Palestine conflict.
It’s so good and smart and nuanced that everyone has enjoyed it.
It’s very good.
And smart.
And nuanced.
Go check it out
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If it makes anyone feel any better Amy Coney Barrett did a pass on Crazy Christians and came up with the button
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Studio 60 would like to welcome the newest edition to its writing staff: former United States Congressman Madison Cawthorn
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