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Kate Masterofwhine

@Masterofwhine

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Whine about wine and Brexit. La Buona Forchetta! Too much tsundoku… Corkage consultant

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Kate Masterofwhine
2 years
Life advice: Live where the tomatoes are good 🍅
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Kate Masterofwhine
3 years
Anti-storm people: No I will NOT close my windows I will not put my lawn furniture away It's my RIGHT to do what I want in 85mph winds
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Kate Masterofwhine
2 years
Just got my first classic French out of office of the summer: I will be away until 5th September. I am not accessible. Nor is anyone else.
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French never stop being French, even in A&E: Does the child smoke?
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Kate Masterofwhine
2 years
@BBCBreaking Remarkable, as men who actually rape women don’t even get that long a prison sentence
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2 years
I am exhausted by Brexit. Think of everything else that could have been achieved had we not voted for self-inflicted wounds. 🇪🇺 Anyone else feel like this?
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Kate Masterofwhine
2 years
@GretaThunberg This is the greatest tweet of 2022 👏
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Kate Masterofwhine
4 years
Watching all the winemakers in Burgundy, Sauternes and the Loire light small fires trying to save this vintage from late frost- Bon courage, mes amis 🤞
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Kate Masterofwhine
2 years
Chapeau to whoever at BBC managed this angle of Braverman 😂 via @thewinesinger
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Kate Masterofwhine
1 year
Seven years ago today, I woke up to the news that the UK had chosen to leave the EU. As an EU National, it still feels personal. It was a heartbreaking moment for me and my family and many Brits too. Sorry it’ll never work out #Brexit
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Kate Masterofwhine
2 years
Why British people… WHY??
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Kate Masterofwhine
2 years
The greatest moment of my entire wine career was last night. Blind tasted this and got the producer, vineyard AND vintage. I am still so chuffed 😊
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Kate Masterofwhine
2 years
People: Why hasn't German wine become more popular? Me: Do you want some "Assmannshäuser Höllenberg Rot-Weiß Edelbeerenauslese"?
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Kate Masterofwhine
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Kate Masterofwhine
2 years
@Otto_English Do you know what a “pro-natal” culture is? Free childcare until school, paid maternity and paternity leave of 100% salary.
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Kate Masterofwhine
4 years
So... Boris Johnson and Carrie at the table next to us for dinner tonight. My girlfriend didn’t tell me until the Range Rovers picked them up. Because I would have definitely dropped the C-bomb....
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Kate Masterofwhine
5 months
The UK media is now like a sad drunk at the bar- it’s always someone else’s fault, never Brexit, is it lads?
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Kate Masterofwhine
2 years
I cannot talk I’m drinking Lafite 2000
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Kate Masterofwhine
2 years
When. Naming. Your. Wine. Check. Other. Languages.
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Kate Masterofwhine
2 months
Yet another favourite wine corkage policy. For the insane.
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Kate Masterofwhine
2 years
@ShippersUnbound can you please correct this lie? The duty on alcohol is NOT dictated by the EU. Sunak has achieved nothing there
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Kate Masterofwhine
3 years
***IT IS NOT THE #EU 'S FAULT WE HAVE INCREDIBLY HIGH TAXES IN THE UK ON ALCOHOL*** Lowering alcohol duty is not a Brexit benefit... #wine
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Kate Masterofwhine
2 years
Well. Fucking hell. This is epic.
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Kate Masterofwhine
3 years
This is a lot of text but AA Gill wrote the best essay ever on Brexit and do you know why the numbers supporting this shitshow haven't changed? This is why:
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Kate Masterofwhine
2 years
For how much I never drink or like Sauternes I forget this is one of the greatest wines ever made. Delicious.
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Kate Masterofwhine
1 year
It’s like the finale of Succession but actually it’s all quite crap and we are living in their hell…
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Harriet Marsden is harriet1marsden on Threads
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This is like the finale of a show that debuted in 2016
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Kate Masterofwhine
2 years
Go big or go home…
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Kate Masterofwhine
3 years
I will be mansplained to until the end of time 🤦🏻‍♀️
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Kate Masterofwhine
2 years
Okay I’m sorry to do this but have had 01 Yquem twice in two days… still one of the best things ever made
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Kate Masterofwhine
2 years
Joyous! Finding out the rue du Croissant exists in Paris 😊
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Kate Masterofwhine
10 months
Every. Single. Time. This is a 100 point wine every single time. 2001 Yquem is a legend
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Kate Masterofwhine
2 years
Utterly remarkable Coche Dury- the best Burgundian whites really can age for decades
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Kate Masterofwhine
2 years
Me blind tasting: Syrah? Actual wine:
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Kate Masterofwhine
2 years
Erm- so a central London restaurant with a huge wait list is going to charge my friend (with the flu) £200 to cancel. This seems insane. She’s given 48 hours notice!!!
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Kate Masterofwhine
4 years
If I OWN a 170 year old bottle of wine, I probably know how to decant it, lads
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Kate Masterofwhine
4 months
There is no greater pleasure than going to a restaurant with a world-famous winemaker and having the sommelier explain to them why they are wrong about their own wine
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Kate Masterofwhine
2 years
Ooof. Mon dieu, Margaux 🙌🏻
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Kate Masterofwhine
3 years
Shots from Pomerol and Chinon over night due to the extreme frost 🤞
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Kate Masterofwhine
2 years
I feel like 2011 Bordeaux need to be re-reviewed. They are great, even if this Figeac only got 90 points from Neal Martin, 87 from Robert Parker 😳
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Kate Masterofwhine
6 years
@bbc5live @Emmabarnett Well done @Emmabarnett for slow-cooking that gammon...
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Kate Masterofwhine
2 years
Happy Halloween wine trade folks! 😂
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Kate Masterofwhine
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This is how you do. En magnum.
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Kate Masterofwhine
4 years
Anybody who replies to the chlorinated chicken debate with "there is chlorine in water too" needs to actually understand why they need so much chlorine for the chicken. They're raised in filth and the rate of food poisoning deaths in the US is highest in the OECD #brexit
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Kate Masterofwhine
2 months
These wine tasting notes are… Wow:
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Kate Masterofwhine
2 years
My client: What are you up to tonight, do you want to come to dinner with us? Me: nah, sorry. Am going to karaoke and drinking Tsingtao. What am I missing? Client: oh… not much. Just this: Me: 😩
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Kate Masterofwhine
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I feel utterly blessed every time I get to taste 2001 Yquem. One of the best wines ever made, anywhere:
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Kate Masterofwhine
2 years
Jesus Christ. This country. 🤦🏻‍♀️
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Kate Masterofwhine
2 years
Grand Cru white burgundy from 2017? As perfect as imagined
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Kate Masterofwhine
2 years
Insane First Growths tonight- all showing so well that the favourite down to personal choice. Margaux for me was the winner, JUST
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Kate Masterofwhine
11 months
Well this was utterly perfect 👌 Let Bordeaux keep blowing your mind:
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1 year
Me: I think it’s a white Burgundy, nice Chardonnay Parisian merchant: No! Don’t be ridiculous, it’s not Chardonnay and not from Burgundy. The wine:
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Kate Masterofwhine
1 year
This was 🔥tonight…
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Kate Masterofwhine
2 years
I think the best thing about German wines is they hardly age at all. 16 years on this Prum was fresh as a daisy:
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Kate Masterofwhine
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Spanish PER BOTTLE restaurant prices, once again reminding us we are all living in the wrong country…
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Kate Masterofwhine
2 months
Only allowed one grape to drink for the rest of your life? Pinot. Always Pinot.
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Kate Masterofwhine
4 years
@paulwaugh Ah. Just when you think you couldn’t hate this government more...
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Kate Masterofwhine
2 years
Never change, Bordeaux
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Kate Masterofwhine
10 months
Prices in French restaurants are stupidly cheap for great quality food:
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Kate Masterofwhine
1 year
Stolen from @timatkin but so true! I love anyone who does this with confidence
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Kate Masterofwhine
6 months
Cannot wait for dinner…
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Kate Masterofwhine
3 years
I cannot bear the bullshit of this- nobody is going to get cheaper wine.
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🍷 Tariffs on favoured New Zealand products such as Sauvignon Blanc will be slashed by five per cent, knocking an average of 20 pence off the cost of each bottle imported from the country
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Kate Masterofwhine
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1983 Palmer- as perfect as you’d imagine
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1 year
Bordeaux, you beauty 🥰
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Kate Masterofwhine
2 years
So, after saving up for a while I finally tried Cedric Grollet’s new place at the Berkeley. This is a ham and cheese croissant. £28. 🫠
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Kate Masterofwhine
23 days
Legendary producer- this bottle was fresh as a daisy:
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Kate Masterofwhine
1 year
This was just perfect last night - going to buy more 08 DP
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@JolyonMaugham This country needs to have a word with itself...
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Kate Masterofwhine
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@Otto_English This is excellent- our trade deal with Aus could be as large as... The turnover of Harrods. We’re fucked.
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Kate Masterofwhine
7 months
The hangover today was worth it…
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Kate Masterofwhine
2 years
Do I want a double magnum of 2011 Yquem? Yes. Yes I do.
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2 years
Is there anything more satisfying as a wine merchant than giving your « anything but Chardonnay » friends Chardonnay and them LOVING IT? 😊
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@Otto_English 😂 what a moment to capture live
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2 years
You don’t need Churchill when the straight Pol Roger is this good…
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Kate Masterofwhine
6 months
Absolutely love being told when I should and shouldn’t drink wine by random people on twitter
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Kate Masterofwhine
5 years
@UKLabour @Keir_Starmer A grownup will finally be in the room.... thank you
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Kate Masterofwhine
1 year
Two lush bottles to say goodbye to London…. It’s a sad time but fu*k Brexit
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Kate Masterofwhine
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Didnt get to the Monte Bello last night but 1994 Harlan was insane. One of the greatest wines of my life:
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Kate Masterofwhine
2 years
Friday’s joy: there is a RIOJASAURUS!!
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Kate Masterofwhine
2 years
This Sassicaia magnum of 07 was banging… drink up before wine duty becomes even MORE expensive
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Last night was my favourite Rioja - @Cvne 1998 Imperial Gran reserva. Truly one of the greats 🙌🏻
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Kate Masterofwhine
2 years
Does anyone else who works in wine/is a wine lover get asked all the time “what is your favourite wine?” I really don’t have one- do you? Since you asked again, 1993 Clos St Jacques, Rousseau
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Kate Masterofwhine
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Damn, Rhone you are a beauty. 2009 is a wonderful place, 2019 will go for decades. #beaucastel
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Kate Masterofwhine
3 years
Hint for beginners: DO NOT BUY WHITE WINE THAT LOOKS RED
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Kate Masterofwhine
2 years
What an utter beauty of white Bordeaux. Buy more white Bordeaux
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Kate Masterofwhine
2 years
One of the greatest Barbera d’Alba bottles I’ve ever had… 2001 worth finding!
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Kate Masterofwhine
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Always overshadowed by Sassicaia and Masseto but Solaia with 14 years of age is a stunner
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Kate Masterofwhine
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A magnum of 1996 Cristal rose- magnificent champagne, still celebrating
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2009 Bordeaux - the top wines still have incredible freshness and longevity to them
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Kate Masterofwhine
2 years
How was your lunch? Mine was Taittingerful… Two brilliant vintages of two great wine regions
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Kate Masterofwhine
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Dinner last night was… excellent
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Kate Masterofwhine
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More Bordeaux joy- this 1990 is in the peak of its drinking window and held together well the whole evening! #LeovillePoyferre
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Kate Masterofwhine
2 years
I usually write off the 70s for Bordeaux but this Palmer was still on fine form. Nice BBR label too!
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Kate Masterofwhine
2 years
Bonjour Bordeaux, encore
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Kate Masterofwhine
2 years
I am busy i am drinking 2015 #Cristal
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2 years
Tasting note: Wet sheep nose followed by palate of chewable vitamin C Not recommended.
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Dammit! Bordeaux I love you so much…
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Kate Masterofwhine
2 years
Hello Bordeaux! Love you, Ramonet
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