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Teacher, corporate business strategist, graphics designer and educational consultant... #Agnosticism ... #Humanism #HalaMadrid .
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@instablog9ja
He must have actually rated her well to have sent 1M, trying to impress without understanding that many of them are low-life broke girls. The 1M is the only money in her account, lmao😭😭.
Man just wasted 1M on a low life. 20k would have shifted her okirika pant!es💀💀
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@DailyMailUK
Since I discovered the possibility of this happening, I’ve started doing the following;
- Flush the toilet a one full sniper or rocket insecticide at least once in a month or two months.
- Check around the soak away for holes.
- Stop using the closet directly. I use potty😭😭
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@yabaleftonline
The issue with single mothers is that they make everything about themselves.
They announce every single thing they do for their own child. She’s your gaddemn child too, wtf is wrong in doing something for your child. See why men & women differs when it comes to responsibilities.
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@instablog9ja
Reality check is really necessary for our women. Age is a big factor against any woman that really wants to get married. If you like, whine yourself in your prime as a woman. This is how you'll be reasoning when your time is gone. And oh, y'all will still later accept polygamy.
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@instablog9ja
Except we want to lie to ourselves, things like this is beautiful to see. You can imagine the joy that'd fill the lady's heart that moment. And what her reaction would make the man feel.
Just make sure you're doing it with the right person and the energy matches, not one sided.
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@instablog9ja
They make these things up, just to send message to their clients and potential clients. Nobody sent this to her.
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@yabaleftonline
We need to leave sentiments/emotions aside and be realistic. Davido is not in the best position to take care of a child, and Chioma obviously cannot literally take care of another woman's child like her own. But he should be allowed some time with the girl, no matter how little.
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@yabaleftonline
This is too dark, too dark for a humor.
We joke about everything now. Sigh!
Can conveniently tag this a murder.
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@yabaleftonline
You people should stop having child with women you can't marry. It doesn't make sense. All these bruhaha because you have a child out of wedlock. If you don't love someone enough to marry them, don't have a child with them. SIMPLE!
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@instablog9ja
Making money is one aspect of life, spending the money is another. Random naked women on the internet is the least of things to spend money on. Aside the fact that she might be a catfish. If she’s real & you eventually end up getting what you seek, obough still fit smell fishy😭
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@instablog9ja
Make Man go hustle day and night, make money and still be creative while you lay back and just relax with your fish smelling obough. ENKR!
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@dammiedammie35
My flood is cleaner and finer than your flood. I live in a location where the flood is clean. Lagosians dey kpami! 😭😭
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@stfukhaleed
Baby but you told me your Dad died 3 years ago, and you celebrated your mum’s 50th birthday last year 😭😭
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@Wizarab10
Olosho dey whine you, you dey happy. If you wan know if na whining, ask for her service for Free. Na there you go know say una plenty wey she dey whine. Cos if no be whining, na she suppose dey pay you now.
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@oku_yungx
As much as this looks like inferiority complex, this man is being honest with himself. Your finances should be protected by any means, even if it means sounding inferior. It's better than simping in any form...
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@Wizarab10
Marry her for your kids and your household.
Then marry yansh later for yourself. You deserve that fulfillment too.
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@Wizarab10
Firstly, nobody is believing the 400 women at 22.
Secondly, you people should stop using "I was exposed to early s*x by older woman" as excuse for promiscuity.
It's not interconnected in anyway.
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@dammiedammie35
Creating market for a wide range of people/business is the highlight of this wedding for me. A lot of people made money from this wedding. Take a good assessment of the whole event from start to finish. It's amazingly magnificent!
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@instablog9ja
Oyinbo people no get wahala, once they love you they do anything with you. Na why yahoo yahoo dey thrive be this. By the way, man automatically understands what garri does for everyone, survival! Oh, werey finish everything. Garri Garri Garri, you can't hate it😭
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@dammiedammie35
I heard some people discussing VDM at a mechanic site. And they're discussing him positively, wow. VDM has become a household name. You can't shut him up, it's too late.
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@Wizarab10
Phil foden!😭😭
Baba fold, squeeze and crumbled out of the relationship. Soulmate una.
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@yabaleftonline
We know he just added that sound to the video, this didn't happen to him. However, you have the right to visit your bf/gf unannounced. Anyone saying otherwise is cheating, simple!
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@Ibukun_melanin
Nobody created themselves. We all woke up and found ourselves in this body of ours. Never call anyone ug!y, it's totally inhuman and demonic.
Milk this advantage girl, make a lot of lemonades. We're rooting for you.
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@instablog9ja
This is very reasonable. I agree, but it takes experience to arrive at this reality. She must have tried out few guys to realize this fact.
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@yabaleftonline
Oyinbo people no get wahala, once they love you they do anything with you. Na why yahoo yahoo dey thrive be this.
By the way, man automatically understands what garri does for everyone, survival! Oh, werey finish everything. Garri Garri Garri, you can't hate it😭😭
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@yabaleftonline
Nothing wey una no dey compare for this app?
Davido or Wizkid
Ronaldo or Messi
Abuja or Lagos
Dog or Cat
Squirter or Creamer
Now Egusi or Afang
What happen to enjoying the individual uniqueness of all of them?
Bring them all, gbe gbogbo e wa😭😭
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@yabaleftonline
UAE has made her sacrifices, paid her dues and now they have the right to raise hands. This is a big slap on a country like Nigeria. Fix your gaddemn country and no country can trample on your ego. Oh that man is shame!ess for joyfully announcing this, like it's an achievement.
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@instablog9ja
The set of men who started this nonseense should receive capital punishment, that's after thorough psychiatric evaluation. Cos it has to be a mental health problem. There's no way a right thinking individual would think that GF allowance is normal. No way!
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First twitter date yo!
And yeah, she's an amazing lady, lively and fun to be with.
Thank you
@EmpressMarthar
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We sincerely need to tell Arewa twitter that this is a cake, made of flour, sugar, eggs, etc, baked inside an oven and NOT a QURAN, it's a gaddem CAKE, NOT a QURAN you idiots!
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@AbiolaAdebisi7
Just one tweet, gbam! Everything turned around for good.
Social media is crazy!
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@Wizarab10
Prophet Evangelist Deacon Sir Dickson.
Cook your Lordship!
Cook in the mighty name of Jesus.
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@isbae_u
Tbvh, this show is actually the content. Thank God bae_u discover and created this show. That 'fvck shit' he was doing before was a whole crap.
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@dammiedammie35
This man got a second chance at life, and he chose to live it to the fullest.
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@instablog9ja
This was actually the way many people from middle class was raised, before social media. And Yes, we turned out good. But nowadays, nobody cares how you raise your child because it's now;
"wetin concern you with another person's child"
"Let people live the way they like" era.
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@instablog9ja
Men that marries a pornstar or active onlyfans model are weaklings, they have low self esteem.
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@instablog9ja
Everybody have a purpose in life, and once you're solving a problem, I'm cool with it.
This one is meant to be outside (on the street) and help couples with sexual anomalies. Her place is outside, and anyone who tries to bring her inside will get burnt.
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@dammiedammie35
According to the societal standard, apologizing doesn't mean you're wrong. It simply means you value peace and all the benefits that comes with peaceful coexistence.
I like the fact that VDM values his stand on issues. However, he has more to gain than lose if he embraces peace.
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@instablog9ja
The number of broke single girls is a minimum of 3 times the number of broke single guys. And all girls want a rich guy. That's a minimum of three girls looking for one guy. Yet they don't want to share the rich guy. Lmao💀🤡😭
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@yabaleftonline
🎵You and I know say the country wey we dey Benefit from as a Nigerian youth, na Canada, Canada, Canada, Canada, Na Canada, Cana, Canada, Cana🎵🎶
Na now I understand that song lyrics 🤔🤔😭😭
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@Wizarab10
In real life, people forgive cheating partners every day. We have cases of recurring cheating from the unfaithful partner (often the case). Likewise, we have cases of one-time cheating (the partner regretted and never cheated again). It's happens, but it's not worth a risk.
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@instablog9ja
Just one question, neither an attack nor shade. What does Chioma do? I see the Chef attached to her name, but haven't seen her doing anything chef like anywhere; a show, a kitchen, a fast food outlet? Nothing. Is she a full-time housewife? Or Adeleke inhouse chef?
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@layiwasabi
Layi is a great content creator for people who understand pun, word play and humor. He never claim to be a comedian, even though his content can be very funny to those who can relate.
"You're in the UK doesn't mean you're OK" 💀💀
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@instablog9ja
This is the reality that many women/feminists refused to accept. I don't know what she did in her prime, but some women use their prime to have fun and seek independence, forgetting that a woman's prime is limited/very short. Before you know it, you're old, lonely & broke!
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@dammiedammie35
That's se*xual harassment.
Touching his privacy without his consent.
Imagine it's the other way round.
Stop harassing men.
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@Wizarab10
This is one of the scariest imagination for me as a man. May we never experience this. Na this imagination dey always point me to how much I love my wife. I dey always rebuke am instantly. God forbid.
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@AjeboDanny
You see the mindset of the people we live with? You never even rise in life, cos your God forsake you. But you wish for someone downfall, because they have a believe different from yours? Religious people dey craze no be small.
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@isbae_u
Okay, this is the height. You cannot drag bae_u for anything/anyone else again. He's about to shade and drag himself with this😭😭
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@Wizarab10
Iku de! Just accept de
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or sell a property. Guys no go allow you to go scott free with 12M. I've witnessed where these guys dey drag issues like this. It was bloody.
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@NigeriaStories
Paying that amount only to watch Seun Okinbaloye and my Flatmates. Shows I can watch on YouTube and Twitter.
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@instablog9ja
The number of broke guys working & focusing on becoming valuable, is much more than the number of girls doing the same. So when a guy is made, the chance that he'll see a high value woman is slim. Very few girls are working to become high value women, most are relaxed & entitled.
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You're clearly an opportunist. You genuinely love neither of the men. You pretended to love your Ex out of pity and your new man cos he's made and you're apparently bowing to societal pressure of settling down. That's fine but you shouldn't bring the Okoto aspire to maguire here.
One of the hardest decision I have had to make is to turn down a LOVE that came at the WRONG TIME.
I met a guy back in Finland. We were both students by day and cleaners by night. But he was madly in love with me. You could tell him anything about me and he would still love me
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@yabaleftonline
"You got to be in the game to win the game'
Man is filled with wisdom and experience. Dropping nuggets effortlessly.
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I think Erica wants the connection she has with Laycon, but in Kiddwaya's kind of body.
#BigBrotherNaijaLockdown
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If you truly went out to protest today for the betterment of our country.
I have 20k to spare for 5 people, 4k each.
Drop account number in the comment section. Help retweet for others to see.
May God bless us all.
Thank you for protesting today. There is power in numbers and collective action. We will emerge ✊🏾
Having said that, lets help one another with dinner or breakfast for tomorrow. If you haven't had dinner tonight or your breakfast tomorrow is uncertain, please indicate.
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Categories of women who are jealous of Mummy Zee:
- feminists
- Misandrists
- 30+ and unmarried
- Women who thinks what brought her to fame isn't special cos they "do the same too"
- Pablets
- lazy women
- Gen Z girls
Almost all women fall into this category. She's handling a lot
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@yabaleftonline
According to the societal standard, apologizing doesn't mean you're wrong. It simply means you value peace and all the benefits that comes with peaceful coexistence. I like the fact that VDM values his stand on issues. However, he has more to gain than lose, if he embraces peace.
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@yabaleftonline
She's getting tired.
You don't know the value of what you have until you lose it.
Israel wey stick to Davido dey praise him, know wetin he dey do.
You want to spoil his life.
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Travelled down to my home town to exercise my civic responsibility. The future belongs to those who stand up and take what's rightfully theirs.
#OsunDecides2022
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@instablog9ja
Man got a second chance at life, after beating cancer and he’s living and enjoying it to the fullest, irresponsibly!
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@instablog9ja
Nigeria is one of the countries with the lowest licensed drivers using the road, even the licensed ones are without driving test. The craziest part is trying to form don when you're not a skilled driver. I hope they're safe, regardless.
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"Girls should stop following yahoo boys to avoid being used"
"Girls should stop wearing revealing clothes to avoid being raped"
What about we scold all these oloriburuku boys to stop these wicked acts against our innocent beautiful girls
This madness must stop in 2019...
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@lollypeezle
We'd use 'e' for each other in public and otherwise in private space. No one would disrespect your woman if they see how much you respect her. This is our cultural heritage and simple ethics of respect. But eyin alakowe, eti fi wokeness change everything.
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@instablog9ja
After putting it up clearly that this isn't an attack or a shade to Chioma, you people are still crying. Omo, someone cannot ask y'all a simple question out of curiosity? Just provide a simple straight answer. No, na so so tears up and down. Chai!
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@yabaleftonline
"except you've been dating for a while and you have their permission" She's spitting facts actually.
A girl from a responsible home, with proper sense of discipline will not go and live with a boy for days. When you see a young girl lodging with boys, she's from a terrible home.
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@instablog9ja
Emotion and sentiments should be kept aside in this matter. What exactly would you have Sophie do? Imade is all she got, and it's understandable that she wants full protection for her child. Every mother would do that. Bringing in Ifeanyi is a necessary weapon to win the battle.
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@instablog9ja
I pray she comes back and meet the Grandma alive. Cos that tear feels somehow. May she live long for them.
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@instablog9ja
Our society needs someone to always speak the hard truth. Bobrisky contributes absolutely nothing to our society, just clout and misleading our young ones. VDM anytime!
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@instablog9ja
Bet has a psychological toll on gamblers, especially the poor and struggling ones. It gives you d feelings of hopefulness (making it BIG is possible). But when d hope get dashed, you want to renew it. Before you realize, you're stuck and addicted. The 'never give up' syndrome!
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Not Daniel Regha telling Smithie they're wired differently. Bro you both beardless. What kind of wiring you still need? Y'all should be sisters innit.
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@instablog9ja
Something men live with, like water. Rejection everywhere, especially for a poor man. Women, Friends, and even family. Women can never handle even 1% of what men go through as a human.
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@instablog9ja
100% FACT.
Nigerian women don't have taste or specification in men, they see your differently once you have money. You automatically look smart, handsome and intelligent, no matter your obvious/physical disability. JUST HAVE MONEY!
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@yabaleftonline
So many things no connect for this video.
- 19 years old
- Can afford to give a girl 12M but attends public university.
- Highest amount won in sport betting is 20M
- He’s not even sure what the girl did with the money.
- He sound extremely weak and dum*
God forbid!
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@iammrfive5
@instablog9ja
Doing well enough and grinding, and people can tell the direction I'm looking when they look into my eyes.
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How much is for your dinner tonight?
Dinner for 20 people.
Like and repost for others to see.
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@instablog9ja
The inter-gender connection between some children and parents is a mystery that needs to be studied. Cos why are you more connected to the opposite gender of your parent?😭😭
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It appears in Marlian records, either you're making hits or you're getting hit. Naira Marley no dey play😭😭
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@yabaleftonline
Some things cannot be left unsaid. She's the only one feeling the artificial emotion, the boy obviously feels no emotion. Left someone at age 1 and meet him again after 12 years. How and when exactly did you build the bond that springs up emotion?
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@dammiedammie35
If you think punches are weak or not properly arranged, put your face first. Let's find out.
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@AjeboDanny
One thing that irks about the two major religion is their habit of forcing religion/God down your throat, one uses evangelism and the other uses jihad. You must accept God by fire by force and whichever God you choose to accept is still wrong in the face of the other one. lmao😭
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@Postsubman
EFCC operates like armed robbers. I've always wonder how they're able to arrest yahoo boys in large numbers, until I witnessed their operation on my street once. They move with buses and cars in convoy. Their operation is so unethical and highly unprofessional. It svcks!
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@yabaleftonline
She even recognize the OGs, wtf?
She is the only one in Nigeria. She's a treasure!
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@RichardEkom2
@instablog9ja
E go shock you say, he fit no get pass 10M for account, just trying to impress.
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