@LoadShoota natural roaster

fuck pat mahomes pic unrelated

new headshot

found a job i'd be perfect for

@stefhowie_ mid at best haha

@stefhowie_ they have a decent music theater and a bunch of bro bars basically

people that build houses, wow…i respect you. i couldn’t even build a shed, it’s at least insanely unlikely tbh.

a god-awful sad affair collage and watercolor

the many faces of xanax or whatever

a piano crooning porn star named randy goo-man who has the highest busts per load (BPL) in the industry

@DeputyWarlock let boys be boys, is my motto. let them have their cheeky gold sneak, none of my business

@the_kizzle oh hell yeah, we love a gourded educator

anything you’ve gotta hit with a hammer that many times isn’t worth it. just let the guys have their little fun with the hidden gold

i’m just kidding I would never disrespect my wonderful wife, who reads all of my tweets

good bantz

lmao

@chinchlady701 brt