don’t know which dumb mfs need to see this but don’t throw ur cigarettes or roaches outta the car window when we’re experiencin one of the worst heatwaves the NW has ever seen LMAO
wwu pre-Covid: get fucked dumb b*tch jus try n park here 😎
wwu now: PLEASE I FUCKING BEG U PLEASE FUCKING BUY A PARKING PASS U CAN HAVE MY FIRSTBORN N EAT ASS AT ZOE’S COFFEE PLEASE PARK HERE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
I’m prayin so hard we get sent back to phase 1, mfs in the restaurant don’t know how to act at all n I’m so tired of entertainin ppl that have no regard for anyone else around them...
I just drove through WWU’s campus and asked these dudes if they went to WWU and they said yes i said oh ya then what’s 6-1 n then they flashed me their dicks but they weren’t actually dicks they were hydroflasks and not just hydroflasks there were juuls ducktaped to them
i just drove through Harvard’s campus and asked these dudes if they went to Harvard they said yes i said oh ya then what’s 68x2 they said 136 i said dang you rlly do go to Harvard
fun tourist activities for people visiting silver lake:
- Hotbox a car in a neighborhood where the street lights don’t work
- Drive straight into the Lotus Lounge building because you lost control of your car while driving around the lake
- Burn down Emory’s
there’s a rodent problem at our restaurant n u think the correct solution would b hire an exterminator? wrong. our boss bought a bunch of feral cats to try n kill them on some tom n jerry shit
Called out of work yesterday and said it was because my family got some bad news from the Doctor. In reality it happened to my family 21 years ago when my mom gave birth to me
in 8th grade i won cutest couple w my gf at the time n we broke up like 2 weeks later... one of the otha couples we were up against jus got engaged LMAOOOOO
17 years ago I yelled “THAT’S MY BROTHER” as they called my brother’s name during his kindergarten graduation, today I did it again as they called his name during his college graduation ❤️
#MyProudAssIsCRYING
one time i gave my mama a waterfall (basically a grav bong but stronger) n she immediately almost fell over, then I walked her to her room n she slept for 12 hours. After she woke up she goes “Matty what the FUCK was that” LMAOOO
as a man. YOU HAVE TO ACTIVELY ACKNOLWEDGE THAT U R APART OF THE PROBLEM! No amount of facesaving or raceforegiving excludes u from being apart of misogyny or the patriarchy. We all are subservient (willing or unwillingly) to problems that objectify women. Let us all reconsider
petition to change wwu vikings to the western washington wooks, willy the whippet will be our new mascot. ketamine must be consumed durin all sporting events
A little image search leads
@NevSchulman
and
@TheRealKamie
to stumble upon a few SHOCKING details surrounding Mathan's
#Catfish
, and the news is CRAZIER than we thought! 😱
All new episodes begin TONIGHT at 8/7c on
@MTV
! 🤞
so lemme get this straight,,, our neighbors r riskin it all havin a party durin a pandemic n they jus playin crazy frog n middle school dance music the whole time