The weather of 2050 is looking insane!
Burning heat waves, extreme droughts, and intense hurricanes.
Take
#ClimateAction
by signing our climate pledge for the children in your life:
#WeatherKids
Lemme see if I got this right.....
We have college students chanting "Death to America" and these morons want me to pay off their student loans?
Eat my ass, you inbred shitstains.
Being President of the United States means you work 24/7/365.
It's not a 9-5 job with weekends optional.
What's this bullshit of "calling a lid"?
81 million votes my ass!
I can say this for certain: I will not be watching the Super Bowl.
When they started taking a knee in 2016, I stopped watching.
And I don't miss it one bit.
I hate when people ask me to get stuff off the top shelf for them at the grocery store.
I never ask those short bastards to get stuff off the bottom shelf for me.
Amid a dangerous listeria outbreak, MAGA Republicans in the House are proposing to slash $1.8 billion from the CDC.
It's devastating.
The Senate will not stand for this.
I will block these budget cuts.
Okay, kids.
I've got 20 lbs. of salmon, 8 lbs. of pork and 10 lbs. of beef I'm cooking tomorrow.
Oh.....I also got a keg of beer and enough fireworks to blow up a small country.
To hell with those vegetables.....
For those of you that didn't like my stupid jokes, I don't care. I did it for me, not you.
I have been taking care of my Dad 12-18 hours a day. He has stage 4 cancer.
I ain't here to make you smile. I just wanted to smile for a minute.
I love my Dad.
I have some awesome followers.
Some of you have followed me over multiple accounts. For that, I am grateful.
I'll go to the mat for my friends.
I just wanted to take a moment to thank you for putting up with me.
I have managed to register 41 people to vote since yesterday.
Tomorrow I am meeting with 2 18 year olds to show them how to register.
For the record: all have said they are voting Republican after speaking with me.
Are you retarded?
In the Revolutionary War, the British had a superior navy, more arms and more cannons.
How'd that turn out.
P.S. Anything under .38 is a simple toy.
#FAFO
For all my ammosexual reply guys who think their .223 peashooters can "defend freedom."
Sorry Meal Team Six, but only democracy can defend freedom in the era of modern mechanized warfare.
You're delusional clowns and your delusions get Americans killed.
#copolitics
#coleg
Many of you have forgotten so let me remind you.
Obama armed the IRS to target conservatives.
He later used the DOJ to spy on a presidential candidate.
No wonder we are where we are.
When is our "Make America Great Again" event day?
Turd burglars get a month, blacks get a month, Hispanics get a month and now transtesticles get a day.
Where's our day?
Citi is the second biggest funder of fossil fuels and the biggest foreign bank in Israel. Citi is directly funding and supporting genocide.
Our fights are one and the same - Climate justice means free Palestine!
#ClimateJustice
#Gaza
CW: Police violence
I’m home. I’m significantly bruised, in a lot of pain & my shoulder is sprained. I’ve been told to return to the hospital if certain things happen which might be signs of internal damage, esp from the strangulation which you can see briefly in the video here
My Dad served in the 173rd Airborne. '65-'68.
He enlisted and beat the draft by less than a week.
He never talked much about Vietnam but I do know he has Purple Hearts. He died with a bullet still lodged in him.
If Trump wins, I’m moving to Wuhan as close to the bio lab as possible. I’d rather DIE from COVID than spend 1 day in America living under a FASCIST DICTATOR.
My advice to anyone considering a day of Jihad: Don't bring that shit to America. We have more firearms than people. We have more ammo than the population of the entire earth. We have zero tolerance for your bullshit.
#FAFO