MartinJCooke
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Retired businessman, entrepreneur, patriot, father, grandfather, Spurs STH, traveler, sportsman.
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18 people in the pub enjoying a quiet drink with their friends. And now I’ve got to kick them out before they’re ready to go. All because some ignorant, out of touch fools in London tell me we’re all in danger if I don’t.
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The news agenda is clear. They told you that the R rate in Germany had spiked to 2.88 and how dangerous a second wave was. A few days later the R rate is 0.7 but despite having a reporter in Germany they avoid mentioning that. They are trying to terrify you.
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Imagine a world where that's a penalty and the foul on Kulusevski isn't.
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If someone that tests positive for Covid has been in Tesco does that branch have to shut down or notify everyone that has been in there? My pub will be following the Tesco model in the unlikely event it happens.
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@EssexPR
There is no way my pub will ever check vaccination status, we can't afford to employ a doorman and once they are in what would be the point?
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The Red Lion in Helston had its best ever Friday yesterday. Beer garden was full for 4/5 hours, everyone was well-behaved and seemed to have a great time, and many stayed until we closed because we ignored the 'guidance' on music.
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How the discussion between Oliver and VAR should have gone- “Did Trossard clip Kulusevski’s heel and trip him?” “Yes”. So I can disallow the goal and award Spurs a penalty?” “ Yes”.
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To all those pubs/landlords that are saying “it’s not safe for us to reopen yet”, with respect you’re talking utter shite. By all means open when you like but please don’t insult us by saying it’s not safe.
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Population of Devon & Cornwall is 1.7 million. Positive cases have risen from 131 to 133 in last two weeks. Spike? Dangerous?
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Cornwall has been absolutely packed July & August, (over 1m visitors), people coming from all over the country, spending their time in local pubs and restaurants. Do you know how many people died with Covid 19 at Royal Cornwall Hospitals Trust July 3rd - Sept 10th?
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Spurs season ticket renewed today. No great expectation of success, just can't imagine life without my days at Tottenham and weekends in London.
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Spurs fans that don't care about our match with Chelsea? What are you really? Makes no sense to me, I will care about our match at Sheff Utd on the last day even if we are already confirmed in 5th.
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Ange needs to explain. Every fan knows Johnson needs to play right, Richy at CF, Son left. Why the fuck is he refusing to do it?
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How many people are admitted to hospital every October with flu, pneumonia and other respiratory problems? How much above average is it this year? Do journalists or opposition MP's ever ask questions like this?
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@allisonpearson
Any chance we could have a journo from Devon or Cornwall to ask what has changed in our region since he stood in the HOC and said no
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Klopp should be charged with bringing the game into disrepute. Sinister and damaging comments.
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Spurs v West Ham on Thursday, no trains running in Cornwall. Leave at 07.30, drive to Exeter, park up and train to Waterloo. Stay in London until Monday. Return to Cornwall with 6pts in the bag!
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No Sadiq, diversity isn't our greatest strength. Our history and our Britishness are far greater.
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Biggest plus tonight was Dragusin, strong man, good with the ball, he’ll do for us. Followed by Sarr, lad has legs and gives it everything, will only get better.
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@BorisJohnson
My pub will get £1,334 for the closed month. Do you think that is sufficient? Probably what you splurge on a good lunch.
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Great win that. Forest set out to kick Spurs all over the pitch but we get all the bookings and the red card. I despair at the hopelessness of the officiating in the Worlds richest league.
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@GrahamRoberts4
@SkySportsNews
@dele_official
@SpursOfficial
I've seen Dier's 2nd foul 162 times now but only seen Fabinho stepping on a landmine twice
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@latimeralder
And my pub in Cornwall will lose another Summer month of potential profitability as the loss-making Winter approaches.
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@FraserNelson
What defines a persecuted woman in Iran? I'd imagine every woman in Iran and Afghanistan could claim some level of persecution, do we allow them all in?
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Hopefully next Saturday we are busy. 10pm @ The Red Lion, Helston, Cornwall.
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@montie
Most of the hate I'm seeing in the media is coming from condescending Remainers and Momentum inspired left
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@BBCNews
Had they sailed from Iran? If not then they're not really asylum seekers are they, asylum from France, Holland?
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@AlasdairGold
Spoke to him and
@GrahamRoberts4
at Spurs v Palace game and he was an absolute gentleman. So so sad.
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@AlStewartOBE
Businesses that have complied with the rules and had zero cases being told to shut down again. I'd say they're pretty angry.
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@Jacob_Rees_Mogg
End immigration for a start. WP's and visa's for people coming to work, never a passport.
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@AlStewartOBE
Not just the partiality Alistair, it's the censorship. I don't want their news editor deciding I shouldn't know about the French protests or the grooming gangs, tell us everything.
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@MichelleDewbs
I'm a massive football supporter Michelle and we would watch it if Jo Brand presented it, scandalous waste of money
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Absolutely disgusting penalty decision. Wolves player pulls out of the challenge, Newcastle player dives, PEN. VAR scared to overturn.
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There are well off pensioners and poor pensioners. The problem is that once you have retired, unlike working people, it's difficult to increase your income. When you consider the money that washes around football the saving by scrapping this concession is tiny. Shameful by Spurs
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@peachypuk
You’re welcome. If you’re anywhere near Helston call into my pub for a drink. The Red Lion.
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The Red Lion, Helston, Cornwall. Another beautiful Sunday without customers.
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Spurs fans can we just leave it with Kane now unless some new tangible news comes out? Can we just look forward to the start of the season and get behind the players? There will be more signings and more sales.
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@DavidDavisMP
You have no idea how millions of ordinary people are struggling and feel about foreign aid have you?
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Is today going to be another day of fans discussing/arguing over whether Spurs should throw the game Tuesday or not? Relax, it doesn’t matter because Ange and the players will be giving it 100% and how you feel doesn’t make a jot of difference.
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Spurs started a home game against the team bottom of the table with just 3 players that are likely to score OR create an assist. And yet some fans think it's not his fault!
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Conte has transformed Spurs running stats, all of them must be up by 20% but I'd say Son is up at least 50%. I love his "Conte wants us moving all the time" comment too, yes Sonny that's your job. Skipp loving life.
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Don't underestimate the ability of Porro and Udogie to adjust their game to play in a back four. They would have more protection from MF and Skipp is very good defensively. With good coaching talented players get better and adapt. Spence showed at the weekend he can defend.
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Beer garden to myself for -0 more days. Then I’m praying it’s packed!
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@AmandeepBhogal
@elliehotpig
Only one of the Worlds top 10 pharma companies is an EU company.
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Arrived early and no drink before the game today. Our players ARE fresher than theirs so any strolling or half-heartedness is inexcusable. High tempo high intensity from the off. Johnson running at their LB can be the match winner.
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What's with all these damn journalists calling for a National lockdown? Don't ever show your face in Cornwall you fuckerrrs!
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Great to see Sky showing their neutrality with 3 Ex-Arsenal players giving their impartial views, Smith, Carney and Walcott. This will be the plan from now, ex-Liverpool players doing their games and City likewise. No dissenting voices allowed against dodgy decisions.
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Destiny Udogie, what a player we have there. Lo Celso, welcome back, great performance. Johnson, proving the idiots wrong. Some very tired legs out there. Next weeks team will be fascinating.
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@Arron_banks
Soubry, Grieve, Gauke, Ellwood etc. They haven't really been conservative for decades now.
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Can someone check how many government insiders bought Amazon shares today?
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Pre VAR Taylor & Oliver became the two top refs in England, now they are an indecisive mess. As Ange says they wait for ‘guy watching the TV down the road’ to make the big decisions. Scrap it now.
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@BumbleCricket
£2.90 for a pint of Doom Bar at my pub in sunny Cornwall. Advantage of being a free house.
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@DavidDavisMP
You are not doing that though David. Give me one good reason why my locals pub in Cornwall should close at 10pm causing me to lose 40% of my takings.
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Those Spurs fans that don't care if we win or lose today, and those that can't be bothered to watch, you can't have been supporting long. It's always been like this and actually far worse at times.
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Spurs fans saying we have no chance against Arsenal & Liverpool, why? Also people saying they’d prefer EL to CL, why? We hammered this Villa side on their ground. We drew at the best team in Europe. Newcastle thrashed PSG in CL. Every game’s different.
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Bangkok airport traveling to the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium to watch us get outplayed. No more 3-4-3.
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@pokeefe1
Started negatively and went 2-0 down, turned positive got back to 2-2, reverted back and lost 4-2.
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Oil price now back to where it was 3 months ago, unfortunately petrol pump price isn't budging. Scammed.
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Just been in Sainsbury's, Helston. No queuing, not a single person wearing a mask, common sense rules.
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@trevdick
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Hahaha! And remain used taxpayers money, spent a lot more, and still lost. Get over it
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Channel 4 news - LEICESTER - "45 people living in one house in Spinney Hills all have tested positive". "Garment factories have been open all the way through lockdown with very cramped conditions". - Police know but prefer not to get involved.
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I’ve learnt something new, high boot kicking a player in the head is allowed, or is it just at Anfield?
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@gerardjasper
Two countries that enjoy receiving big payouts from the EU, payouts that will be reduced when GB is not throwing £Bn's into the pot, coincidence? I think not
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At some point Rory McIlroy will change his caddie, start winning majors again, and learn how to hit a wedge. Ridiculously bad from 100-120 yards.
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@bbcnickrobinson
This is getting ridiculous, why the hell should she cancel it? This media witchunt is shameful
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VAR is a result of TV dictating football. Sky describing last night as ‘greatest ever MNF’, fans in the ground thinking ‘what a fucking shambles’. Refs will be replaced by AI robots eventually. Not sure it’s worth 3 days of my time traveling from Cornwall anymore.
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@tnewtondunn
@RobertBuckland
It's good that Robert has been all over the country and asked 17.4m people what they voted for
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@Throwdown2208
@TracyAnnLilly11
@KAYDM49
@Nigel_Farage
Best political performance in years. Destroyed those trying to slander him. Made great points about immigration and work permits. Even said he'd go to war for small business owners. Loved it!
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@trussliz
One of the most densely populated countries on Earth. End massive population growth, where does it end?
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@prodnose
@Baddiel
@danbarker
I'd wager more people have contracted the virus on the underground than in a pub, surely that should be closed first.
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@Charlotte3003G
@simondolan
I own a pub in Cornwall and very much hope this focusses the discussion. Too risky for people like me to just open as what do I do if Cornwall council takes action? We can't afford to pay a fine. Nobody down here even has the virus anymore, it's bullshit keeping us closed.
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