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Xennial mom & small biz founder. Progressive Independent. Introvert. Realist. Pro reproductive freedom for all. Here to make it weird! 👩👧☕️🏋️♂️
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I wouldn’t care if Joe Biden made trillions of dollars from influence peddling, Hunter screwed every prostitute in the country, or snorted every line of cocaine in existence. I will NEVER vote for a Republican as long as I live.
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Saw a new provider today. She told me that since I’m vaccinated I could “shed” the virus to others and also that it may not be possible to treat me because my DNA has been altered. Obviously I’m not going back but… like… is there a hotline or something for this kind of shit?
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I voted for the party that wants to give elementary school kids free lunches- not the one that wants to force them to give birth.
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Roe Roe Roe your vote, swiftly to the polls… 🌊
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I’m automatically attracted to Mar-A-Lago— I just start raiding it, it’s like a magnet. Just raid. I don’t even wait. And when you’re FBI, they let you do it. You can do anything, grab 'em by the warrant…
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I was gonna go as a MAGA republican for Halloween but I couldn’t fit my head that far up my ass.
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Reminder: MAGA is not the silent majority. They are the loud minority.
Red hats and boat parades and full body flags don’t make you a patriot. Defending democracy does.
Ignore the noise and make sure you’re registered for November. 💙
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In the ER with my 4 year old son. RSV. Please say a prayer for him if you’re able and for the millions of young ones affected this season. This is terrifying.
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For those who STILL don’t get it, people like Brittany Griner don’t “hate America” bc they kneel during our anthem. They likely feel that the United States is not living up to its ideals of freedom, liberty, and justice for all- and so are exercising their 1st amendment right.
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So I go to pick up my son from his second day of preschool and the new teacher says, “Asher, your grandma is here to get you!”
😑😑😑
How’s YOUR day going?
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SCREW THE LIBERALS!!!
No, really, we’re great in bed.
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If you could spare a moment to send healing thoughts to my precious baby, we would be so grateful. Covid has been my worst nightmare and it’s finally come to our home.
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@SusanHatesBS
I absolutely will. I called when I got home but they were closed so I set my alarm for tomorrow. 💜
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@drmaggiesa
Yeah that’s the thing. Like, there are (unfortunately) thousands of doctors spewing this garbage and they get to keep their jobs.
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Mitch McConnell is in the hospital after suffering a fall and I haven’t seen one person on the left accuse his secret gay lover of pushing him down the stairs.
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@zadok50
@AdamParkhomenko
@joncoopertweets
I just googled this and the article said he’s been under indictment for SEVEN YEARS. How is that even possible?!?
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And no one is beating police officers with the American flag. Imagine that.
Here are Ohio voters flooding the Capitol to protest Republicans’ attempt to take away majority rule and erode abortion rights.
They just won by a 14-point margin last night—in a state Trump won by 8. (h/t
@DavidPepper
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@AntucoMyle
She’s a nurse practitioner. And yes, I a way s referred. So I think I can report her. This kind of shit is becoming rampant.
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ORANGE IS THE NEW ORANGE. Been waiting to light this bad boy up!! 🔥
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@MrKenFallon
I feel like the insurance company should at least know what they’re (like of) paying for?
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If you have one differing opinion from trump, you’re a RINO, democrat plant, or deep state operative, and you should be censured, expelled, impeached, or cast into hell.
If you have one differing opinion from Biden, CONGRATS! You’re a normal person. 😅
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@GenoVeno73
@DineshDSouza
@Apple
@elonmusk
@tim_cook
💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
I was JUST trying to explain this to someone. Free speech is a constitutional right- not a Twitter terms of service right.
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@MuellerSheWrote
@SpeakerMcCarthy
@RepJeffries
If you’re a criminal, you should definitely run for office. Seems to be a great way to avoid consequences.
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If you feel comfortable doing so, will you share which presidential candidate you voted for to be the nominee for the 2020 presidential election?
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I just said “fuck you” to someone on Twitter for the very first time. I may get suspended. But it felt damn good.
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This month, I decided to channel my anxiety into writing postcards to voters in Ohio and Virginia. I think these two elections will give us major insight into how Americans are feeling about democracy heading into 2024. 💙
Anyone can get involved
@votefwd
and
@swingleft
LGF!
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Our TN trip, summarized:
In-laws: Your SON takes dance classes?? You should put him in karate. That’s better for boys.
Me: My brother took karate for years as a child and he’s marrying a dude in March, so…
*silence at the table* 😏
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PSA: Prosecuting criminals doesn’t make us a third world country. You know what would? Allowing our elected leaders to commit crimes simply BECAUSE they’re our elected leaders.
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@klh0407
@PalmerReport
Trump would have to incriminate himself to bring this to light but if he’s going down anyway……
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The trump administration asking Twitter to remove Chrissy Teigen’s tweet calling him a “pussy ass bitch” is by far my favorite part of today’s congressional hearing.
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@ChristianWalk1r
@MuellerSheWrote
MAGA all up in the comments like OMG STOP! NO! WAIT TO TELL EVERYONE HE’S AWFUL UNTIL AFTER THEY’VE VOTED FOR HIM!! Delicious. Counting down until Christian is deemed “deep state” or “paid off by the left.” 🤣🤣🤣
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but trump will never go to jail. I do believe he will face some consequences from pending trials and I’m not naysaying the DOJ or anyone else. Everyone is doing their job. But a conviction is extremely unlikely. I said what I said. Pin it.
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@BVanGrack
@MuellerSheWrote
This is why scotus will unfortunately have to weigh in on immunity. There’s more than one case. God he’s annoying.
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Donald Trump hasn’t won shit since 2016- and even then he LOST the popular vote. Why the hell would Biden wEaPoNiZe tHe jUsTiCe dEPaRtMeNt to take down someone he HAS and CAN easily beat?
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It seems like a lot of people are very upset by the settlement today. I’m irritated, but not at all surprised.
Dominion was never going to save us. Just like Bragg, Willis, Garland and Smith can’t save us.
Only WE can protect democracy. 🌊
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@rgoodlaw
@marctshort
I remember the days between the election and certification when trump refused to let anyone brief Biden on literally anything. It’s bc retaining power was their plan all along.
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@TomiLahren
Imagine getting vaxxed bc your job made you and still making fun of other people who also did on Twitter.
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@MuellerSheWrote
Does this mean the circuit will hear the case and rule on the merits? Thank you :)
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I’m no psychology expert, but “You opened your legs so now you have to deal with the consequences” sounds less like WE VALUE EVERY HUMAN LIFE and more like WE WANT TO PUNISH WOMEN FOR EXPERIENCING PLEASURE to me. 🤷🏼♀️
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Ok, friends. Let’s talk candy corn. YAY or NAY? 👻
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If you could choose any state to break off into the ocean, which would it be, and why Florida?
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@ProudPatriot247
@CalltoActivism
If 99.9% of accidents were caused by Honda accords then maybe you SHOULD take a look at them.
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@ArmendarizDis16
Fact: Most people who see this tweet will know who Harry is but not who you are.
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StOp sEnDiNg mOnEy to UkRaiNe!! WE hAvE AmErIcaNs wHo nEeD it!!
Great! So you’ll vote for government assistance programs like Medicare, food stamps, social security, and loan forgiveness?
nO, nOt LiKe tHat!!!
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Last month I got mistaken for my son’s grandma.
Today I was referred to as a “geriatric millennial.”
I need a hug. And probably Botox.😆
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@Waunahavefun
@MuellerSheWrote
An aid testified that meadows basically was the main planner of Jan 6th. He Had this aid go buy the burner phones with cash.
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If by some pig-flying chance the vaccine turns out to actually be poison and it knocks me off prematurely, I want everyone to know I don’t regret getting it. I did the best I could with the info I had at the time and I would do it again if I was told it would protect my family.
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He is home now and resting. His oxygen has improved and we have kept the fever lower. Thank you from the bottom of my heart for your love and well wishes. What a beautiful online community this is. 💜
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HO-LY shit balls, this is too good.
Donald Trump’s current criminal defense attorney Joe Tacopina went on TV a few years ago and spelled out Trump’s guilt in the Stormy Daniels case. Trump apparently didn’t know about it when he recently hired the guy. This is beyond hilarious!
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@bgmasters
More votes were found and being dropped!!?! That’s fraud!! Where did they come from!! 🤡
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A metaphor, if you will.
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@quadcarl_carl
If he was laid in a crib that way too often or slept a long time and didn’t have it corrected then this can happen.
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@PeteHegseth
@elonmusk
He didn’t have to fight for anything. He bought a company and y’all think the rules have suddenly changed. It’s pretty cute.
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If the FBI has enough evidence to charge Hunter Biden with a crime then they should charge him for that crime. We aren’t going to cry about it and claim political persecution because we aren’t in a cult. THAT is law and order.
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@RyanShead
Amazing how most people in this thread are on the left and we feel bad for him. You would NEVER see compassion on the right if this were a democrat. Hope he’s ok.
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This is why I fight. It’s an attack on women and it always has been. I may not make the choice to have an abortion, but this POS doesn’t get to make that choice for me, either.
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I’m guessing Cheryl Hines can’t name one ingredient that goes into her poisonous facial injections but she’ll happily stump for her completely insane anti-vax husband.
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Hey, MAGA: Can you *actually* boycott Disney instead of just crying about it on Twitter? We’re going for my son’s birthday and would really appreciate shorter lines and fewer assholes. Thanks in advance!💋
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Maga moron in line in front of me at Spirit Halloween with an actual “fuck Joe Biden” tattoo ON HIS NECK just had his card declined. It’s gonna be a good week. 😏
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I’m mad at my husband so I set the thermostat to 71 degrees. That’ll teach him.
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I’d just like to point out that some of us-maybe a lot of us- despised trump long before he pretended to be a republican (and also a president.)
For many, it’s not political. It’s comeuppance.
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I feel like I’m walking on eggshells here. What is everyone’s next potential move? Post? Spoutable?
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@Lorikoster
@awelab1956
@HunterJCullen
No, his contempt trial is July 18th. He was in court today to try to get the charges thrown out but a judge upheld them along with the trial date for July.
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Tweet goes viral and predictably “conservatives” are all over it saying she should rot and that I’m stupid. You’re jealous that I’m right and you hate that a black lesbian got “special treatment.”
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@RpsAgainstTrump
@AdamKinzinger
I’m confused about this, in general. What is weak about Biden’s stance on Russia?
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The best part of waking up is MAGA tears in your cup 🎶
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@MuellerSheWrote
Jesus H. Christ. The fact that he’s “the leading candidate” and “millions voted for him last time” is irrelevant.
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@mean_toe
I was able to talk with my insurance this morning and made a report. I also spoke with the medical group she’s part of and the hospital organization I was referred by. Thank you all for your support and help!!! 💜💜💜
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@KlasfeldReports
@MuellerSheWrote
Get a large group of us together and ask us if we screamed.
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My MONTHLY medical insurance premium is more than “billionaire” yam tits paid in taxes for an entire year. The system is broken.
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@EricMMatheny
You’re gonna blame a lake loss on one voting machine being temporarily down? Drop them in the box like millions of others do.
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@Davis_Hammet
@debc17593354
I’m sure I’d this was in California the right would be sharing it far and wide and yelling, “GROOMERS!!”
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@ageoffun
@1andonlycamille
@seagoddess111
@sslibfriends
Why do you assume anyone wants their kids looking at porn at the library? It’s weird.
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A gentle reminder for those who have lost someone to cancer: They DID “fight” hard enough. They did NOT “lose their battle.” The severity of a disease is not a reflection of someone’s character, courage, strength or fortitude. Some people recover and some people don’t. 💜
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You know how your wife will sometimes make a jab at you for something that happened in 1998 and you’re like “I don’t remember that?” We remember. We are persistent little spider monkeys with elephant memories and we haven’t forgotten the Dobbs decision and never will.
#Roevember
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Maga is super triggered in my comments and can’t help but talk about other things that may be up my ass. Grooooooomers.
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I’m a mother. I’ve never experienced abortion, personally. I am STAUNCHLY pro-choice. Why? I believe that we can never be the land of the free without the right to privacy. My personal views on abortion have no bearing on my opinion of what should and should not be governed.
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@w_terrence
Democrat wins
MAGA: THE DEMOCRATS CHEATED!!!
Republican wins
MAGA: THE DEMOCRATS CHEATED BUT IT DIDN’T WORK!!!
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