Ok, it was the women’s team. Which is nuts. They were 3-11 in Big 8 play that year. I’m learning so much tonight.

@RealMattKnudsen Ah. Thank you.

@SimbaSimms_ @bbbprinting @ThreeBeersLater It’s the superior light beer

@bbbprinting Slightly better

New office came with a mini soundbar for my computer. #Blessed #SoundbarsAreTheBestBars

Honestly, best headshot I've ever taken.

Someone at this brewery just said “who the hell is Marv Albert?” and I either need to not live here or not go to breweries anymore.

@LannyZeppelin @bbbprinting I would be excited to see literally any other Nebraska beer

@bbbprinting I mean, I can tell you how they are. They’re bad.

@bbbprinting I will not

@bbbprinting Couldn’t tell you. I’m drinking a local IPA

@iqcrue Oh, I’m in on some in-house tortillas!

@iqcrue Please do! Enjoy the trip!

Not to brag, but I was so good at it that they’re bringing me back to Nebraska in April for prom. My daughter will be very confused when she learns that high schoolers think I’m fun and cool.

Found a filter that I don’t know existed on my roomba. That thing was doing work.

Hello sweet class action settlement money, part IX