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Joined March 2016
🚨Thread: Sweet Guluva & Ashley Ogle serving romance hotter than a KFC streetwise meal! 🍗🔥😂 Grab your popcorn & check the thread — Mzansi love stories are getting wild! 🍿💃 #BBMzansi #BBMzansiUmlilo #RedmiNote14launch #Afrikaners #trump #texas #USAID #RefugeeGrab
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We need a Department of Government Efficiency in South Africa , DOGE, because right now, efficiency is as rare as a pothole-free road! 😂 Corruption is running like unlimited data, but service delivery is on airtime, and it just ran out! We need a real cleanup, not more committees investigating committees! 🚮💀
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We need this department in South Africa 😉
It's now gone many days and the mainstream media in Europe is still completely silent about the USAID scandal. They used tax money and money laundered it into far-left organizations around the world. And they funded mainstream media pushing the woke mind virus.
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@eNCA These guys have been so quiet, the most useless organisation on earth I actually thought they were still buffering! Now, suddenly, they’re bringing legal action with zero bite. This is like a lion cub roaring at a buffalo — cute, but not serious! 🦁💀
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@eNCA Mamela wena Tata, Saying "Trump is racist, so everything he does was going to happen anyway" is literally prejudging someone based on race, which is, ironically, the definition of racism. 😂 So, do we fight racism with… more racism? Make it make sense!
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@MDNnewss @GaytonMcK is definitely fuming right now. 😂 Imagine rejecting fast, affordable internet in a country where loadshedding already keeps us in the dark. So, no Starlink, but yes to buffering Zoom calls and expensive data? Make it make sense! 🚀📵
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@LebogangMaile1 Wena just focus on disbandling Gauteng and sort out spaza shop saga and prepare to step down
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Great decision, Doc! Time to leave the EFF circus behind and trade the red noise for some real talk. Cheers to your new chapter, can't wait for the next act in your brilliant solo show! #BBMzansi #BBMzansiUmlilo #RedmiNote14launch #Afrikaners #trump #texas #USAID #Refugee
BREAKING NEWS: Former EFF spokesperson and member of Parliament, Dr. Mbuyiseni Ndlozi, has decided to leave party politics. He has left the EFF after months of speculation.
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@SABCNews Great decision, Doc! 🎓 Sometimes, you have to "graduate" from red overalls and move on. Wishing you all the best—just don’t start a "People's Poetry Movement" now! 😂📖
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@jsteenhuisen Finally, the kind of news we need! 🇿🇦🍏 More exports, more jobs, more economic growth, not EWC debates, not genocide panic. South Africans need opportunities, not distractions. Let’s focus on trade, investment, and real transformation! 🚀💼 Thank u John👏
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These are the stories we want to hear
Good morning, South Africa. Today, we’re ready to send the first shipment of our proudly South African apples to the Kingdom of Thailand, after the market had been closed for about 16 years.🇿🇦🇹🇭
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@SuppressedNws Meanwhile here in SA, Cyril Ramaphosa is still "consulting" on whether South Africa should even acknowledge Goma exists. 🤦🏾♂️ At this rate, we might as well ask Kagame to own it once, because we all know when Kagame wants something, it’s already his. 😂💀
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Donald Trump wants to buy and own Gaza like it’s a New York real estate deal — meanwhile, Cyril Ramaphosa is still "consulting" on whether South Africa should even acknowledge Goma exists. 🤦🏾♂️ At this rate, we might as well ask Kagame to own it once — because we all know when Kagame wants something, it’s already his. 😂💀 #SuperBowl Elon Floyd Ndlozi #bbmzansi
⚡️🇺🇸BREAKING: U.S President Donald Trump on Air Force One: I'm committed to buying and owning Gaza. As far as us rebuilding it, we may give it to other states in the Middle East to build sections of it. We are committed to owning it, taking it. We'll make it into a very good site for future development.
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Any minute now, someone’s gonna say it's Elon Musk or Trump
Almost 20 taxis have been torched overnight in Nyanga. The cause of the fire is unknown at this stage. Cape Town Fire and Rescue Services responded to a taxi rank fire after 10pm last night. eNCA's Kevin Brandt has more details. #DStv403 #eNCA
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@eNCA I'm just waiting for someone to say Elon Musk's satellites overheated and set the taxis on fire, or that Trump tweeted "Loadshedding? Hold my beer" and boom —Nyanga BBQ! 🔥🚖😂 Cos wow South Africans will blame anyone except Eskom!
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🚨 BREAKING: Afrikaners demanding their own territory😆😂! 🚨 But let’s be honest, they can’t keep hiding in the bush like it’s the Anglo-Boer War 2.0! 🇿🇦🎩 @elonmusk, any chance of Boercoin to fund this? 🚀💰 @realDonaldTrump, we need advice, do we start with a wall or a golf course? ⛳🧱 Help them to freedom! Otherwise, the’re renaming the Western Cape to Boerefornia - sunshine, braais, and no load-shedding! 🔥😂
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🚨 BREAKING: Afrikaners want their own territory! 🫤🚨 The only sustainable future where Afrikaners are free and safe is one with a recognized territory"—and we’re not talking about a braai stand in the backyard! 🇿🇦🔥 @elonmusk, how much is Mars real estate? 🌍➡️🚀 @realDonaldTrump, can we borrow some "build the wall" blueprints? 🏗️ Please help them to freedom! Otherwise, they’ll have to claim Orania 2.0, but this time with WiFi and a rugby stadium! 🏉😂 #SuperBowl #SuperBowlLIX MALEMA Floyd Ndlozi #BBMzansiUmlilo #bbmzansi
@elonmusk The only sustainable future where Afrikaners are free and safe is one with a recognised territory- Help us to freedom! @elonmusk @realDonaldTrump
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Mainstream media will tell you about an earthquake hours later. Meanwhile, X users have already posted videos, aftershocks, and conspiracy theories before the ground even stops shaking. Times have changed. Let that sink in. Or better yet, let Elon Musk bring the sink in. 🚪🪣 Kendrick #SuperBowl Floyd
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If our leaders truly cared, they would be working to correct false narratives, not just grandstanding for likes on X. Diplomacy isn’t about who can sound tougher online; it’s about real engagement to prevent unnecessary suffering
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