Mark.Woodson.M
@MarkWoodson_M
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I do woodworkin' for 'uh livin'. | Woodworkin' commissions ar' open! — business mail: mark.woodson.m @gmail .com ( acc ran by @wyatts0n !)
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Mighty sorry fo' mah blurry camera. Happy Pride, pals! Don't let 'ny kiddo make ya feel down!
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Why y'all so darn tootin' fed up ova' me bein' shirtless? Yunno what.. ya win.
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Today's 'uh great opportunity fo' a mornin' walk. Why ain't nun' o' y'all outside on sucha' fine Saturday?
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In all honesty, 'm shocked most o' y'all thought dis' was th' Germany flag.
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Which one o' y'all left dis lil box infront of mah office?
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And t' Spruce 'n Graywall, don't forget dat arguin' won't bring ya nowhere. Please help yer kid, otherwise y'all will regret not bein' t'ere fo' Greg. Please don't make th' same mistake 'ah did. If y'truly love yer child, y'wont lettem' suffer.
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Whoever made t'is, mighty grateful! Looks amazin' so far buddy.
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/ so much shi has been going on, i dont think ill have any time to post on here anymore. might aswell quit parody twt since i have too much stuff 2do at once and am stressed out. thanks4the support everyone, i appreciated every bit and enjoyed being on here. (might return) /
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I'm gon' needa break fer' a while, tons has been goin' on lately. Whoever sent me dat terrible cassette, I hope yer proud o' yerself. Ya ar' a monster.
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Finally decided'ta take a lookat' mah strawpage. I'll be respondin' t'yer drawin's 'n questions yonder here!
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Love th' stickmen! Darn tootin', how adorable they ar'.
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( im sorry i didnt respond for a while and was inactive for a great amount of time, i have a lot to do right now and tons of shi has been going on. as soon as i got time again ill keep posting )
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NO WAY I WAS ON VACATION FOR A FEW WEEKS JUST TO FIND OUT THAT MARK SPRUCE DIED RIGHT AFTER?? NO /
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Love t'ese drawings! Keep up th' great work, y'all. 'm very glad t' see that some o' ya prefer wood aswell!
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It'd definitely be root beer, if ya be askin' be! What'd they say.. a root beer 'er day keeps th' doc' away!
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@fIatgrass
@nuMbR1sk4t3rpR0
Y'really reckon a material like ya woul' be useful? Sorry'ta break it t' you.
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When 'ah was young, I always thought dat pineapple was short fo' apple. It confused me very well.. Kind o' hilarious if I reckon 'bout it!
Besides t'at, I like red apples
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@cishetwood
@fIatgrass
'n aye.. every man gottah' lil homo in him. I've learned'ta accept that fact 'er long time ago. Me, myself, was in denial tons for years. Maybe ye needa get dat' checked out, cowboy?
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Nothing's better than bein' at good ol' Jims house t' party.
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(im not 100% sure about this by the way, big chance that ill be back. probably just quitting for a bigger amount of time.)
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Ya betta' get well soon!
Love all th' art y'all. Keep up th' great work, men.
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'n all honesty, I'm pretty as a peach terrible at decidin'. Especially 'cause I like almost every o' her songs.. If 'ah had'ta choose, it'd be Nobody!
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-worth a lick. Don't go forgettin' 'bout safety now. Get yerself sum good cut resistant gloves 'n a carving glove. Trust me, ya ain't wanna end up wiff' 'ny nasty cuts. Once y'got yer piece carved, y' might wanna sand it down'ta smooth out 'ny rough edges. Then, ye can finish-
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'Ah remember th' good ol' times when I visited Home Depot daily. Plumb great home improvement business!
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@EviIMcDangerous
@fIatgrass
Dunno who ye ar', but dat's one thing we can agree wiff' right t'ere!
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Awe, couldn't be even more grateful than 'ah am atm. Appreciate it, buddy.
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@Guest_1314
If yer annoyed 'ah recommend goin' t' less crowded spaces! 'n if ya can, lettem' know that ye need sum time alone. Every man needs alone-time. If they ain't listenin', I'd jus' ignore 'em if 'ah was in yer place. Wish y'luck, beetle-boy.
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@cishetwood
@fIatgrass
Only agenda 'ere is ya straggies tryna destroy 'uh normal bein's sturdy identity! Yunno darn well t'at yer only doin' allat for yer own satisfaction! 'n that satisfaction be you makin' every pal turn 'nto a clone o' yer rotten self. Get a hold of y'self, buster.
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Hardware Store's th' best! Can't prove dis woodworker wrong.
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@slimecicletism
Ye jus' reminded me that th' holidays alread' started fo' me. Thank ya kindly.
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@fIatgrass
@hiddenIamp
They oughta point. Beside dat, who in tarnation ar' ye? I don't reckon t'at Wallter has th' same spellin' as ya.. If yunno what 'ah mean.
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-'t with 'uh wood stain or oil t' bring out th' beauty o' the grain. Keep yer tools clean and sharp. Afta' every session, wipe 'em down an' store 'em properly. A lil maintenance goes 'er long way.
So there ya have it.
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@cishetwood
@fIatgrass
Look's like 'uh simple point flew 'bove yer noggin'! Can't believe 'nother version o' me's allat gullible.. Get well soon, will ya?
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@beetlejammed
Well now, ain't you just 'uh sight for sore eyes? Must say, it's harder'ta focus on anythin' else with such a distractin' display o' charm.
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@Guest_1314
Darn, do t'ey not know manners?? Nowadays ya oughta stop when someone tells ya t'. Anyways, what 'ah recommend in that case 's headphones.
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@cishetcement
@TricksterRock
@MoldingTundraa
If ye were ye wouldn't spread hatred! Get 't right, lil buddy.
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@fIatgrass
Not true. Every pal makes mistakes yonder here! Ya only needa learn how'ta fix 'em 'n yer fine.
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@fIatgrass
@markSmannequin
@greensquishy29
Y' always wasted 'n missed yer chances t' be a better fatha', why won't ye finally try? Yer 'uh grown man, not a darn tootin' baby. Arguin' w' a woodworker ain't gon' make 'em fix a piece o' broken concrete.
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@greensquishy29
@NONEDREAMEATER
@fIatgrass
No needa thank me, pal! Jus' try'ta be a lil more careful w' yer words. Tell yer pa 'ah said hi.
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@fIatgrass
@4LeaftClover
's so darn terrible, I wouldn't count it in as yer cookin' at sum point.
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@beetlejammed
Butter my biscuit, ain't you just 'er peach in t'at dress! It's like watchin' 'uh sunset over the Mississippi, all warm 'n golden.
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@markSmannequin
@fIatgrass
@greensquishy29
Listen t' Mark, Wallter. Don't fall 'nto 'uh trap y'can't climb out of.
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