Mark Taylor
@MarkTaylor
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Comms @SFConservMusic , Writer, 1st Gen American, Pop Culture Fan, Favorite Son, Punderdome Competitor, Libation Supporter, Sarcasm Enthusiast, Probably Joking.
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Alfred Hitchcock: Puns are the highest form of literature.
Me: Grab your Book-Mark, the library is open.
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Still can’t believe “You all over me” has just been chillin in the
@taylorswift13
Vault since 2008. Like wtf else is in there? Are we emotionally ready for it? 🥺♥️😉
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Haven’t had this much of a beard since I was in high school.
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What is Taylor Swift's favorite vegetable?
This. Sick. Beet.
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Calling it now, ‘Cruel Summer’ will be the bop of summer 2020. For obvious reasons, but mostly because the bridge alone will get us over troubled waters.
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No one:
Not a single person:
Me: Can you put on Cruel Summer by Taylor Swift please?
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This hair swoop has like a week, then I’m gonna need a bobby pin, or maybe a cute barrette?
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Accidentally slept through brunch, Not all heroes wear crepes.
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Gilded Age has gone almost an entire season of high drama and all thats happened is soup was almost spilled, something about a clock, and Christine Baranski wore 17 tiny hats. This is the best show on television.
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Dunno about you guys but I’m starting to think we aren’t going to get a music video for Cruel Summer.
@taylorswift13
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Coworker: Is that a blue shirt?
Me: It’s not just blue... it’s not turquoise... it’s not lapis, it’s actually cerulean.
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Sorry can’t make dinner I’m on the couch and this 2003 episode of Gilmore Girls I’ve seen 17 times is getting really good.
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Feeling Happy, Free, Confused and Lonely in the best way. ☀️
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Operation shave for the first time in months went smoothly.
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Campaign to get ‘Tis the damn season’
@taylorswift13
to be called a Christmas carol is in full swing.
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As my ex texted me on a group chat with him and his new significant other asking for travel advice. I couldn't help but wonder... was I proud of our maturity or horrified at his audacity?
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If ‘Cruel Summer’ was the song of summer 2020 then ‘This is me trying’ is our Fall song.
I don’t make the rules. It’s science.
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Made a mistake beard grooming and had to go clean shaven. A smooth move if you will.
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I love the environment and want to do everything I can to help it, but I hate paper straws with the fire of 1000 suns.
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Was going to make a mass transit pun but lost my train of thought.
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Are you wearing the..
The sweater my Grandma knit for me? Yeah, I am.
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Feel like Twitter people can also be Instagram people, but Instagram people can’t also be Twitter people.
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I feel like
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haters love talking about her more than I do, and that’s saying a lot. 70% of my Twitter is just 1989 song lyrics. Just shake it off people.
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I’m here for
#Lover
but feel like now would be a great time for
@taylorswift13
to drop ‘Reputation 2: Back in the Habit’ Just saying. 🖤
#FreeTaylor
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Does wearing a burgundy suit make one a fashion trail-blazer?
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Anyone else really miss Chrissy on here? It’s like the party is still going on but our best friend left.
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Goodbye Cruel Summer, me and my White Horse are ready for Fall. 🦄
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Because all we got is time, what do you think is the most consistently underrated
@taylorswift13
song?
Mine is Stay Stay Stay. It’s simple, genius lyric fun that deserves more than it got.
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Investing in a ring light was definitely... a bright idea. 💡
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I pitched
#NoShaveNovember
to the bosses but it didn’t grow on them. Here’s a
#TBT
to when they didn’t scratch the idea. 🧔🏻😜
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Did a poll asking if the mustache suited me and it ended in a tie.
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Close friend of mine took his own life over the weekend. No signs of depression. He seemed happy and successful. Please check in on your loved ones, and do it often.
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Every single day we stray further from God's light.
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You guys, I’m like really smart now, you don’t even know. 🤓
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My sister has twin baby boys and asked if I think she should have them circumcised. I said just do one to tell them apart. I laughed, she got kinda snippy.
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A
@Starbucks
barista gave me a free drink today. With dating cancelled, I’m pretty sure that’s second base right?
Anyway the point is we are getting married.
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Took a few months to arrive, but really feel like this sweater was taylor made for me. 🧙♀️
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