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Mark Skog

@MarkSkog

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Skog rhymes with rogue. Don't listen to the slander on here, I'm really not that old. #Vols #Cavs #Guardians #Browns #LFC #SkogEatsWell #TwitterMD #HeightsHigh

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@MarkSkog
Mark Skog
4 years
You know what’s been fun about this #Browns season? I haven’t thought about Jimmy Haslam once.
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@benjaminwittes @Liz_Cheney @AdamKinzinger Why is it always to the Democrats to be bipartisan? Why couldn’t some GOPers vote for Jeffries?
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@MarkSkog
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@PaulMMCooper @KingInTheClouds These are the footprints in the wooden floor from a Buddhist monk where he prayed everyday for 20 years.
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@MarkSkog
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@angie_goodwood @37CrookshankAve I might be the whitest guy out there and even I know what’s going on here. You have to be willfully obtuse to not be aware of black fraternity branding.
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@MarkSkog
Mark Skog
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@mattyglesias I think I’ll take what’s she’s saying at face value in that she finds it creepy, rather than what she doesn’t say, which is what you just made up
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@MarkSkog
Mark Skog
3 years
My fall plans / Delta variant
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@MarkSkog
Mark Skog
3 years
Hey @Browns @BrownsProShop , are you selling this hoodie? Because this is a must have. Please make this happen
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@MarkSkog
Mark Skog
5 years
Clearly a travel. That had to be at least 12 steps
@RexChapman
Rex Chapman🏇🏼
5 years
Block or charge?🏀💦🤷‍♂️😂😂
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@MarkSkog
Mark Skog
3 years
You’ll never find a guy more badass than Satchel Paige in this photo
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@CBSSports
CBS Sports
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What's the coolest an athlete has ever looked in a photo/screenshot?
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@MarkSkog
Mark Skog
2 years
@NoContextBrits The one time I wish I had context
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@MarkSkog
Mark Skog
9 years
Me: My car won't start BrownsTwitter: Remove all the tires Me: Will that help? Browns Twitter: It can't get any worse.
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@MarkSkog
Mark Skog
5 years
Dorsey kept his draft pick a complete secret. I’ll wait until the official announcement on the HC hire.
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@MarkSkog
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3 years
@bypolonius @ofirgendelman “Go shit in the sea” is an incredible response. I’ve never heard that before. Well done.
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@MarkSkog
Mark Skog
4 years
My dad passed away yesterday. It was not unexpected as he had serious health issues for the last 15 years. But still, it’s a blow. Because my account is Cleveland centric, I thought I might string a few tweets together about him and his ties to the city.
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@MarkSkog
Mark Skog
3 years
@sunminkimes Have you seen this video of how they get the stadium ready?
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@MarkSkog
Mark Skog
4 years
Tony Fernandez gave me one of my favorite sports moments ever. I was at this game. When he hit that homer I stood up and cheered while Oriole fans threw beer at me. It was the greatest.
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@MarkSkog
Mark Skog
3 years
I don’t know who’s made this but saw it on here today. It’s such a better logo. #Guardians
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@MarkSkog
Mark Skog
9 months
@LittleMsNullity @SamHaney12 @abughazalehkat Who do you think might have more concern for the addict - the green jacket lady who lives there, or the Fox News reporter who only showed up to mock the drug addict?
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@MarkSkog
Mark Skog
2 years
@mattyglesias What am I gonna do? Run screaming thru the streets?
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@MarkSkog
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7 months
@MenInBlazers Looking at Man City on top and Everton getting punished, I can’t help but think of this Jerry Tarkanian quote
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@MarkSkog
Mark Skog
2 years
Is he under the impression that the rest of us don’t catch unnecessary shit from people in our jobs? Try working retail.
@StainbrookNFL
Brad Stainbrook
2 years
#Browns QB Baker Mayfield: "I would love to show up to someone's cubicle and boo the shit out of them."
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@MarkSkog
Mark Skog
3 months
And then he said, “Chris! Look, Chris! I hit one Chris!”
@ChrisFedor
Chris Fedor
3 months
It's been #Cavs Jarrett Allen's night here in Utah. He just made a halfcourt heave during halftime warmups. Every halftime, Allen walks out of the locker room and attempts multiple halfcourt shots. He celebrated with the Utah Jazz mascot -- Bear -- after hitting this one.
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@MarkSkog
Mark Skog
1 year
Hiram, responding to himself with the question we’ve all been asking
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@MarkSkog
Mark Skog
6 years
If you want to argue the Browns should’ve drafted a different QB at 1 than Mayfield, that’s cool. If you want to say they should waited to draft Mayfield at 4, you need to fuck off.
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@MarkSkog
Mark Skog
11 months
@NekiasNBA Am I supposed to be upset by this glorious combo? Because I’m definitely eating that
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2 years
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3 years
I’d have more confidence if the Colts didn’t have a kicker who earlier was contemplating his life choices
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@MarkSkog
Mark Skog
11 months
I’ve heard people say, “Well, you gotta respect him because he’s saying what he believes.” No I don’t. Fuck that.
@RottenInDenmark
Michael Hobbes
11 months
People always say this about RFK Jr. and it's driving me bananas. Every malign actor in American history had "moral certitude" and thought they were a martyr for a cause! We don't dislike anti-vaxxers because they're disingenuous, we dislike them because they're fucking wrong!
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Mark Skog
3 years
@robbysoave I believe your initial tweet indicates you really, really care.
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Mark Skog
4 years
Remember when the #Browns had to trade Carlos Hyde to force Hue Jackson to play Nick Chubb? What a stupid franchise.
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@MarkSkog
Mark Skog
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@Carter_Shade @JoshEberley Fletcher drove a former student to suicide. And then lied to people about the cause of death. And this was one of the few students that earned his respect. This is not a story about “unflinching dedication and total sacrifice” What are we doing here?
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@MarkSkog
Mark Skog
11 months
@Tactical_Times Determined is a great word for him. It looks like he refuses to get knocked off the ball. I’m excited to see him play this season
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@MarkSkog
Mark Skog
6 years
Turns out 5 hours of sleep didn’t make me feel any better. I woke up angry. This series is going to be unhealthy for me.
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@MarkSkog
Mark Skog
4 years
This prediction was so correct it happened twice.
@MenInBlazers
Men in Blazers
4 years
Jota winner written all over it
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@MarkSkog
Mark Skog
3 years
@amconmag So I wonder “who is Paul Gottfried” and I find this. Great. But then I go to Richard Spencer’s wiki and I enjoy myself immensely.
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@MarkSkog
Mark Skog
7 years
This team is so much fun. @Indians
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@MarkSkog
Mark Skog
6 years
Leave
@demeatloaf
Loaf Management
6 years
What's good to do in Pittsburgh?
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@MarkSkog
Mark Skog
3 years
They also never intended for black people to be free. Or women to vote. Luckily we’re not beholden to their mistakes.
@MikeLoychik
Rep. Mike Loychik
3 years
The founders never intended for Washington DC to become a state.
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Mark Skog
3 years
Congrats to Drew Brees on his new job and his new hair!
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@MarkSkog
Mark Skog
5 months
The latest Lowe Post: Zach: How about those Cavs? Tim Bontemps: Evan Mobley sucks *sigh*
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@MarkSkog
Mark Skog
4 years
If games have no fans, I kinda want the opposite. No crowd noise but LOTS of field mics. Let us hear the players and coaches. Lean into it.
@awfulannouncing
Awful Announcing
4 years
Joe Buck says Fox using crowd noise on NFL broadcasts is "pretty much a done deal" if games have no fans
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Mark Skog
5 years
Pittsburgh doesn’t want to get into a t-shirt war with Cleveland.
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Mark Skog
4 years
@sgw94 My wife has an illness that requires her to take immune suppression drugs, which also makes her more susceptible to respiratory problems. No one would know by looking at her. This virus scares the hell out me. I get so angry that people don’t get what’s at stake.
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Mark Skog
4 years
Someone is trying to be the Clay Travis of Cleveland. It’s a career I guess but I wouldn’t recommend it.
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Mark Skog
5 years
Not every rednecky thing our HC says needs to be plastered on a t-shirt. Settle down Browns fans.
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Mark Skog
2 years
@CBR That’s my concern
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Mark Skog
4 years
“49ers fans have been through hell with this rebuild” 3 years. This dude is talking about 3 years. Amazing.
@Mr_KevinJones
Kevin Jones
4 years
Shout out to anyone who started following in 2016 during the 2-14 season, who kept following after KNBR. 49ers fans have been through hell with this rebuild. I’ve watched every moment as an outsider from DC. Today is cool AF
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Mark Skog
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I’m not gonna debate Cavs stuff on here because changes are going. We know it. But one thing I’ll plant my flag on is that Darius Garland is a better player than he’s been this season. Because we’ve seen it.
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@MarkSkog
Mark Skog
5 years
Hot take coming... Ready? Damarious Randall’s hit was worse than what Myles did. Randall’s hit was unnecessary, had a worse outcome, and is a more common problem in the NFL. He left a guy bleeding from his ear.
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@MarkSkog
Mark Skog
1 year
The FDA should just ignore the order. I’m dead serious about this. It’s time to have the showdown. The response? “Make me”
@BobbyBigWheel
kleinman.bsky.social
1 year
Congress can pass a law, the FDA can implement it and 23 years later a district judge in Texas’s 15th biggest city can nullify it. That is fundamentally not how jurisprudence is supposed to work.
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Mark Skog
1 year
Victor Wembanyama looking like 2 kids sneaking into the movies
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Mark Skog
2 years
@mattyglesias You missed the conceit of the account
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@MarkSkog
Mark Skog
4 years
Oh btw, no one knows anything. Seriously. Teams don’t know what makes good HCs. Media doesn’t. Fans don’t. Yell all you want. But we just don’t know.
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Mark Skog
2 years
@nicholaswu12 @JeremyBWhite “Fringe”? In the GOP they’re pretty mainstream
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Mark Skog
4 years
My whole TL is about the protests. Except Hiram, who’s tweeting about Sheldrick Redwine’s productivity. It’s kinda comforting.
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@MarkSkog
Mark Skog
8 years
Son: I can't decide if we should make chocolate chip cookies or brownies. Me: Throw caution into the wind, son. Be brave. Let's do both.
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@MarkSkog
Mark Skog
8 months
If I were a Rockets fan I’d be pissed as hell this wasn’t my regular logo
@BleacherReport
Bleacher Report
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Rockets court for tonight 😍 (via @HoustonRockets )
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Mark Skog
3 years
The Mack Wilson of boats
@meghamohan
Megha Mohan
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😔
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Mark Skog
2 years
@Hunnit0nmyway_2 You dodging facts and history
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@MarkSkog
Mark Skog
6 years
The idea of taking anything other than a QB at 1 is insane. You don’t go 0-16 and draft a RB. Nope. You don’t. So just stop it with your fantasy football moves. Draft your goddamn QB at 1 and finally be done with it.
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Mark Skog
5 years
Simple uniforms are the best. Always. You children mistook a shitty team for shitty uniforms. You wanted flash and they gave you the current bullshit. No way should the team listen to you millennials.
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Mark Skog
3 years
Jim Nantz breaks into a cold sweat
@AdamSchefter
Adam Schefter
3 years
Browns have elevated LB Elijah Lee and K Chris Naggar to the active roster from the practice squad for Sunday’s opener vs. Chiefs.
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Mark Skog
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I don’t understand this complaint. Two famous athletes that talk glowingly about growing up here and root hard for the Cavs. Why is that a problem?
@DJ84
Crasier Frane
4 months
Ahh yes, more Cleveland celebrations of football players who don’t play for Cleveland. Does any other city do this weird shit?
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@MarkSkog
Mark Skog
4 years
I think I need to log off. I’ve witten but then deleted “fuck you” to a least a dozen people on here today.
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@MarkSkog
Mark Skog
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@SickosCommittee God I love this stupid sport
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@MarkSkog
Mark Skog
4 years
He was the kindest and most unjudgemental man I ever knew. He genuinely wanted to hear everyone else’s stories. He will be missed Over the next weeks I might post some of his old photos of the city on here.
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@MarkSkog
Mark Skog
5 years
@jbarro Roger Stone has a very oddly shaped head.
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@MenInBlazers How Rog imagines himself while infused with Pulisic’s confidence.
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2 years
@RossDellenger Bama over Tennessee is a joke
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2 years
@AmNotEvan “I’m assuming Sexton is no. 1 and you’re biased for not reporting that” - Hiram
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Mark Skog
2 years
@AnfieldWatch I’ll take it
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@MarkSkog
Mark Skog
6 years
This is Nick Chubb in high school. Just a reminder these guys athletic abilities are otherworldly. #Browns #BrownsDraft
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@SickosCommittee BYU won for hip hop dance???
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Mark Skog
8 months
@Timodc Mullin read the whole tweet, word for word, EXCEPT the hashtag. Lol. We call that a tell
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@MarkSkog
Mark Skog
8 years
If you dream big, good things happen.
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2 years
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Mark Skog
4 years
@mighty_flynn @Dizzle729 This is gonna make me cry.
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@MarkSkog
Mark Skog
4 years
Wife: Did you say you were going to the grocery store today? Me: Not only didn’t I say it, I didn’t even think it. Wife: Ok, when you go to store today I need you to get...
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@MarkSkog
Mark Skog
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@drvolts Not me. The hyperloop was when I first really became aware of Musk. I was excited about it and kept an eye on it. And then I watched the goalposts move to something much different, something ridiculous. It’s failure made me think it’s all a scam
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Mark Skog
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@BrennaGreene_ @ChrisDaniels5 Great job by the reporter for continuing to press him on this.
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3 years
I love this so much
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Mark Skog
2 years
Can the #Cavs win the East? I can’t believe I’m saying this but it’s in the realm of possibilities
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@DragonflyJonez I paid mine off. I’m a 1000% fine with it happening now. People are in worse financial shape than when I owed. Help people out. It’ll be good for the economy
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@MarkSkog
Mark Skog
4 years
Watching this game and seeing all the HC tweets got me thinking - Mike Pettine is probably the only guy that needs a 2nd chance. He walked into one of the worst situations here and actually did ok. Owner, GM, & QB were all a disaster. I thought he managed it as best as one could.
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@MenInBlazers Please don’t insult Klopp like that
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Mark Skog
2 years
@benjaminwittes I’d feel better if it just said Jews. But when it’s “The Jews” I can’t help but think “this isn’t gonna end well”
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@MarkSkog
Mark Skog
5 years
*sigh* I get the idea of second chances. But I hate the use of the word “mistake” for what Hunt did. It’s a deliberate manipulation of language to make an assault and battery of a woman seem acceptable.
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@MarkSkog
Mark Skog
4 years
A sports radio hosts thinks fans should have no opinions. That’s a helluva business model you’re proposing there, Tony.
@SportsBoyTony
Anthony Lima
4 years
Browns fans who unanimously celebrated the hiring of unqualified running backs coach Freddie Kitchens should have zero opinions on Josh Mcdaniels. Maybe sit this one out?
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@drvolts I think they want to be contrarians but don’t want to deal with the consequences of that
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@MarkSkog
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I’m rooting for Saddam Hussein before I root for the Celtics
@ericj_d
Browns are Normal And Good
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AFC North. Warriors. Yankees. Those are the only 5 teams that it’s more on sight with than Celtics. Let’s Go Mavs #Howdy
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@MarkSkog
Mark Skog
6 years
@RossTuckerNFL @SI_PeterKing This says more about Mora than it does about Rosen.
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4 years
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Mark Skog
8 years
My wife is drinking red wine while eating Cheetos. It's only the 1st night of #Snowzilla . I can't imagine where we'll be by day 4.
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Mark Skog
4 years
@jbouie When the fear kicked in
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This is a perfect capsulation of what an idiot Dan Snyder is. “I thought it’d be a movie about how Adolph made the trains run on time!”
@Variety
Variety
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Sebastian Stan's Donald Trump movie "The Apprentice" counts billionaire Dan Snyder as an investor. But he's said to be furious over the cut playing at Cannes as he was under the impression the film was going to be a flattering portrayal of Trump.
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Mark Skog
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This makes me furious. But tell me again how he loves the troops.
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