Marjorie - La Valkyrie🗡️🇵🇸
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Misanthrope. GenX. Colon/Settler. Épicurisme. La francophonie. la bière. Agaçant pour les fascistes.
Treaty Six, Edmonton, Alberta
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If you are not antifa? Why not? What is wrong with you? If you aren’t antifa then you are PROfa?
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@bandholz
Gross. So you walk in public bathrooms, on crap covered fields, stores, schools, and on public transport, at work (possibly on dirty food covered floors) and walk that in your or someone else’s house? Gross.
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@KittEdotca
@birkmurkrow
Or like, folk you are not married to but who could be your:
- nurse
- sober companion
- long term partner
- friend with benefits
- room mate
- subletter so you can afford a separate room for your kid
- foster kid
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@xm_muva
I wonder about how much propaganda people are surrounded by in the states, not to give her or T Swift a pass… but they are Americans first.
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@wkuviolet
@nerd4ecology
“You can get a second job”… JFC - there is a whole world of people expecting the workforce to subsidize their foolish shit!
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@christopherw
@jaimetoons
But also? White people...let’s just learn to keep on walking. Is stencilling one chalk gonna hurt any body? Or selling single cigarettes, or BBQing? Mind. Your. Fucking. Business.
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@msericaa_
@JAjueny
And itself… some of those dudes came over on the Mayflower, ran the Salem witch trials, and dumped tea in a harbour… And it shows in their mindset and policies.
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@jameelajamil
Sounds like a vast network of women he has targeted for harassment. There is something deeply wrong with his behaviour. Something has to be done about this ugly aspect of our culture. Just gross.
I am glad you survived that.
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@dexgenerate
@YumLemmingKebab
@729Ciel
@Tonya_Song
@EwaSR
Lest we forget: science is one of the colonialist tools to justify overriding indigenous rights.
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I may never get to see my father in person again before he dies. He is my best friend.
All because our reluctant provincial conservative governments don't have the spines to offend their base. They refuse impose proper mandates and support their constituents. So. Angry.
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@YumLemmingKebab
@729Ciel
@Tonya_Song
@EwaSR
Maybe take advice from the local folk who live there and their opinion...it’s a brave new concept.
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Does anyone want to explain to
#JuliannaMargulies
about how Black people didn't colonize North America... and exactly which ships they arrived on? This is some breathtaking stuff here. If she works another day in her life, it will be one too many. Vile racists need to sit down.
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@ClementsAustinJ
In kindergarten when my son was compiling a list of ways he knew I loved him he told his teacher all wide-eyed: “She puts her hand up the chicken’s ass on for us!” ...there were questions. It was roast dinner. But it made it on the card.
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@JimmyPeteJr
@thatsdrstimpy2u
@86_45now
@alephbetsoup
I can tell you it is satisfying to bite back at teachers. My schools VP suggested if I didn’t dress goth I would do so much better (honour roll), and I listened then asked if it was my turn to discuss her fashion choices. My mom got a call and backed me up - it was glorious.
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@ArnallLabrador
@Luciuxness
I am scratching my head. If he dislikes you this much why can’t he just break up - he doesn’t have to try and kill you!
There are 7 community cases from a single event in Calgary. JFC.
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I always forget “shirt days” but I feel that parenting my kids to not be abusive assholes makes up for my ongoing lack of organization.
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@PaulSzoldra
@LibyaLiberty
That is wildly disturbing. So you'll raise them to be emotionally unstable and armed. Excellent - seems to be the white American default setting at this point.
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I have been nursing a sore leg from what I thought was a biking sports injury. After getting the AstraZeneca I got a little bit concerned because the pain was worse and had migrated down my leg. Yesterday, reluctantly, I went to see a doctor. 🧵
#COVID19AB
#AZ
#yeg
#UofAMedicine
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I’m glad that I went to go and get that scan because I would not known otherwise and they suspect it would have made its way into the deep vein had it gone untreated. Thanks to my vaccination I was being super vigilant. Never be embarrassed to get stuff checked out. 🧵
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I could hear what was going on all around me. Covid is real. It is taking a toll on all our healthcare workers and emergency personnel. They are working under extreme conditions and doing so with grace. So professional, kind and compassionate even while being asked so much. /🧵
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Today I am 52. I can buy myself flowers…
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@xm_muva
I am always wanting to give the benefit of the doubt. Sadly, above all, Mr & Mrs Carter are deeply capitalist.
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@AskAnshul
Interestingly, you can be married, or get married and still believe it is a rubbish deal for women. The intense pressure by society for women to be coupled is off the charts.
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I will be forever grateful to my friend who convinced me I should just get it checked out, and the walk in clinic doctor who listened and took it seriously, the team at U of A who treated me and other patients with so much respect all while teaching their residents. 🧵
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@IndiaDionna
That is beautiful. So glad that you had such a thoughtful man looking out for you. The women in his life are blessed.
A male Muslim doc on my pre-op team ( brain surgery) used a beard trimmer on my insistions site to preserve more hair. But braids? Next level care. Lovely!
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@berikeri84
@cg_canning
If you ask my kid where they lived I would expect them to completely tell you to screw off. That is creepy. So now you know where some underage person lives. What are people thinking. Have a look and see if they look like they are in distress.
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@rosapark
@cg_canning
Nope. Like kids need an armoured vehicle to be on the streets. My kids are competent and we work on learning things this way. I do not need permission to educate my child by giving them trust or robbing them of achieving independence. Plus if it was a racialized child? Yikes.
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@AyoCaesar
The big thing was the press was relentlessly racist and the family offered no rebuttal. That family and nation participated in colonizing and owning brown and Black people. And still has ties to nations where Black people are part of the common wealth. 1/...
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@MsPackyetti
I think what Naomi Osaka did, and now Ms Biles has done, is lead a breakthrough (as is often the case with Black and women of colour). They owe no one a damn thing. I hope Ms Biles finds safety, support a succour around her. What a truly magnificent woman she is.
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#ableg
#MockdownAB
you will be able to gamble, eat at restaurants, have a pint at the bar, and get your nails done...all for the low cost of grandma dying alone surrounded by strangers. Seems legit.
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@jannarden
Went out on date eventually guy suggests a strip club. I go because YOLO and no one is going to embarrass me. He decides I need a table dance. Asked the woman "you get paid by the song right?" she said yes - it took him 10 songs to figure out we were exchanging make up tips.
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@MgS_2011
@CityRachelle
@RCMPAlberta
So what disciplinary action for this chap and investigative plans have y’all got for weeding out white supremacy in your membership?!
@rcmpgrcpolice
There really aren’t “fine people on both sides”
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@JaroGiesbrecht
What coward. Nothing says big man energy like a man willing to scream at and corner a person half his size.
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@Leon_Cooper
How little effort it takes to not be a scumbag - bonus a thread full of grateful women.
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They are convinced that it was my birth control. I am on blood thinners now and after about six weeks I’ll have a follow up with my GP, perhaps a scan and I should be good to go. 🧵
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@Amma_Asante
@YasminNoEplz
But what do these folk do with the pictures though?!? Is it like, “Paula, you and Dave HAVE to come over for a Campari! We have new film of black people traveling!!” WTF!?!
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@pimplitee
@__kissb
Can I admit that my mom passing left a huge hole and that I truly love the education I get from women on twitter?
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Is it bad that I mostly don’t give a fuck how my kids grades are doing this year?
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Walk and talk with
@UbakaOgbogu
- you will learn several things: lots about government, about intelligent discourse, and you will witness dignity and honour...rare things indeed in a world populated by mediocre men threatened by all of the above.
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@fatimasal82
This is the real time representation of the convoy life - Canadians are the women in the elevator - frustratingly trapped by some fascist hurling abuse and the fascists clapping their toddler hands for ineffectually throwing their rattle out of the pram like it had meaning.
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@smithhmackenzie
Are you serious? Self-care is exactly whatever suits each person. Shaming someone’s version self-care is unacceptable. And monitoring their guilt is just gross.
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I got a scan done and I have a blood clot in the superficial vein running from my groin to my ankle. The blood clot was more than 5 cm long so the doctor sent me to the U of A emergency room. They did tests and ruled out AstraZeneca having given me the clot. 🧵
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@LibyaLiberty
Lady at gym, about 6’3”, jewelled cane, purple spiked hair, robust (stolen from thread below), daughter (them 4): she’s different Mama. Me omg what?!? Daughter: her hair looks like a plum!
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Kenney’s Wake Up Call! Friday, January 8
7AM
@JKenney
“Aloha, also means goodbye!” –
#ResignKenney
8AM Email Premier
@Gov
.Ab.Ca about
#AlohaGate
about his “Too Little Too Late” approach
9AM Call 780-427-2251 to tell him if the buck stops with him, resign
Share on Facebook
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Just did my first bike ride post blood clot diagnosis and while using blood thinners. Fucking knackered. But proud. The goal is to improve the blood circulation in my affected leg. Side effect is I’ll have very nice nap at some point very soon.
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@KingOfMacedon13
@asapsherg
@leeenfield303
@PubPolHist
This is lawyers taking direct action to protect the democracy for all partisans.
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@franklinleonard
@mcgarrygirl78
This has been your norm for so long. Why don’t you have a neutral government body overseeing a universal election? If you weren’t the biggest kid on the block, people would tell you that your elections are a gong show.
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@SarahBWitkin
@MKDorDiggsy
@westyler1
@CarlOmniart
@sm_osment
I would have also suggested *as...but I second the:
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@AyoCaesar
Now was the time for even a minimum of anti-racism...but nope...couldn’t bend the traditions of colonialism and white supremacy.
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@Dopelefante
@illwillie_
@ijayt205
Whenever I feel that I’ve had too many raisins offered to me via the other twitter I am grateful for the seasoning here. Normally I lurk...but preach.
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@JanisIrwin
Janis, you are Alberta’s Auntie. That you are aware of how important your role is, and treat it like the honour it is is a testament to what a public figure should be like. It is modelling decency for all of Canada.
#BeAJanis
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@TimeIsNotGiven
@AITA_reddit
Agree! Plus rewards for not swearing, getting on your older siblings nerves, cash for sticking it to the man? All hail this young woman!
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@JBTSpodcast_
@SamHersh01
Always with the bad eggs. Then clean house, otherwise you all stink.
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@TimeIsNotGiven
@AITA_reddit
This. Plus - the OP is not stealing the items - although he could...do tough nuts to lazy boy for not making an effort!
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@AlexandraErin
@MarissaLingen
@courtneymilan
We need a healing - and if it happens because of candy? Then bring it.
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@SwtBeat
@termcqui
@MisfitCulture
@cg_canning
This reads quite specific to you both. Children are having their ability to lead confident lives with good decision-making skills training hampered by people not part of the village raising them calling the police on them. THIS specific situation will set Chris’s kid back.
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@DPMCanty
Jesus Christ this is depressing. I mean you come on here to tell about your whole self don't you gents? This is like a thesis on why women should never trust men.
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@yashar
NGL… had to Google him. Fans of USA sports are unaware of how irrelevant their heroes are anywhere else… now if he played ACTUAL football, like in Europe… then maybe that dude would be a household name. I Googled how he pronounces his last name…currently forgot his first.
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@phildampier
Except for the small matter of *checks notes* colonialism and slave trade participation...
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@Remroum
@washingtonpost
I have been seeing a variation of this cartoon since I was born in 1971. Also, the majority of Palestinian women wear colourful garb… that all black thing is definetly a racist trope.
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@DanielSeidemann
Thank you for sharing. Many folk outside the region have no idea what daily life for anyone living there is like. I hope you stay safe.
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@ERnurse86
White culture is very insular. The only Black people most whites have had routine contact with are entertainers or caricature characters on shows. Micro aggressions are not understood. White saviour knighthood (à la Kostner) is what we like depicted. We are pandered to.
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@JoeyHemphill1
@leahdii
@AngelaBelcamino
@CVSHealth
Nope. Birth control is often used to regulate periods, flow of menstruation, number of days so that it doesn’t last so long you get anemia or can’t work, and help with cramping, pere menopausal women regulating hormones, acne...nothing to do with men.
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@Noire_Labyrinth
@AITA_reddit
Except, in this case he clearly does not. She likes a traditional ring. She didn’t even stipulate a price but rather just a ring. It would be a bit weird to try to explain about a necklace instead of a ring. She isn’t rejecting his gesture either.
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@justkelly_ok
@rAdelaidegrl
@DoritoBoland85
@feminemiIy
There was a guy on a thread about IUD related pain and discomfort. I seriously asked if he had ever had a uterus because it could be that he had… he just got mad and wondered why someone without one shouldn’t school the rest of us about the subject and would not stop.
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@LeadfootLesley
@its_lindz
@sunflower_ix
@andraydomise
@YesJulz
For a second I was like: surely that’s a unicorn. As you were.
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@SarabSodhi
@ChelseaClinton
@NRA
I keep thinking about all the rehabilitation that the survivors will face - countless operations, and visits to physical therapists - let alone the psychological issues a survivor of violence experiences. The NRA should help offset this cost - they have lots of money, no?
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Just at an Edmonton area clinic and a woman looking for a dick note barrelled in and out of the clinic. Ffs you have that many COVID symptoms when they say wait in the car do as you are told.
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@shondarhimes
The choice should have been - when she told you who she was BEFORE getting a coveted TV show space, before getting a paycheck, before amplifying her - because she never hid who she was. But at least they were responsive when it happened while she was on air! Grrr!
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@Samples212
@NoraReed
My mother menstruated at 8… so like you, absolutely, categorically not a woman (as I wasn’t at 13…)!
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@resistthiseugey
@camillard
@yashar
Nope. Same eyes and nose as William and Charles. Red hair like his Spencer Uncle.
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@thereddempress
@dirtygeni_us
@Robandtake
@YoursTrulyArie
Fantasy of what would happen if he called the police himself?
“Hello? Yes some white bint is accosting my children and verbally abusing me!” In my fantasy world she winds up in the dumpster where she belongs and he and the kids go and has tea with his auntie.
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I am not going to compare the WE issue to anything else...just going to say I can’t muster any outrage or feelings about it besides ambivalence.
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@KikkiPlanet
It’s. A. Fucking. Hospital!
We should’ve been wearing masks this whole bloody time.
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@UbakaOgbogu
@ryanjespersen
It was entirely appropriate.
Just left a voice Mail for
@KayceeMaduYEG
asking for an appointment where he can explain to my 10 year old’s face, why he and his government care so little about his future, and future health.
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@GLewisTan
@RebeccaH2030
@LurkerInTheLoft
Elk Island Park (Alberta) has both type of bison - plains and wood. There are some hikes where you get very close to them, and their poop. We saw one big fellow munching down about 50 ft off the trail. Totally majestic beasts.
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@BlondeHistorian
@GuideDogAva
Ummm I would struggle to resist sitting with your dog… I may be a no filter so would probably over engage with you… I am sorry there was no weirdo like me there and the normies got you down.
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@RalphPeacock46
@JaroGiesbrecht
No. I am sorry but no. We have tried to figure it out and find a way for rapprochement… there are folk who are irredeemable, want to remove our rights, bully us, bring in fascistic policies… they are beneath us and we can say so. That is not discourse it is irrational hatred.
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To say that I am overwhelmed by the gift of a kufiya from
@fatimasaleh82
is an understatement. 🤲♥️
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@Evolv_undefined
@cs_own
@AyyyAmb
@tyrone345345
If you hear atnthe beginning they are deciding “you gonna do this?” So he’s her wing man.
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@LibyaLiberty
This can’t be what anyone wants. How can someone in power think any of this solves anything.
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@vicarofe
@qwosl
@RabbiJill
My presbyterian grandma was buried with her best friend’s crucifix...I get that she was Jewish but she “belonged” to a lot of folk - even women not from within your borders.
May her good works always be remembered.
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