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@MargeSlimson

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Elder 👵🏼. Diet-Culture enthusiast 🥗. No minors 🔞.

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@MargeSlimson
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Maybe her organs are great because there’s not 100 lbs of visceral fat choking them out.
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10 months
🤔
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3 years
“You’ve lost weight!” 👄 “thank you!” 🧠 They thought You were really fat.
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9 months
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@MargeSlimson
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2 years
If you’ve already fucked up, start over. Start now.
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@MargeSlimson
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2 years
Soon, your morning skinny will be your evening bloat. Stay the course.
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3 years
Ever
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2 years
April actually WAS my month. Cant wait for May!
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@MargeSlimson
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10 months
What triggered your ëď and why is it your mother?
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3 years
Lets binge and call it a metabolism day.
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3 years
Take a step back. Regroup.
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1 year
*cries in ednos* 😩
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2 years
Summer is coming whether you’re skinny or not. Pull it together.
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8 months
Can yall tell these are press ons? 💅🏻
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@MargeSlimson
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10 months
Apparently there’s laxative Diet Coke in Japan now??
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@MargeSlimson
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2 months
Semi b/c but its HALLOWEEN SEASON GHOULS AND GUYS! 🎃🎃🎃🎃
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2 months
@automaticIover I hope the fat you lost finds them 😤
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4 months
@DykeShapiro Where the fuck are these filters everyone uses? Maybe I want to be delusional too.
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@MargeSlimson
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8 months
Some of you all really need to see this.
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1 year
Good afternoon!
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3 months
On this cruise I have seen baboon butts in thongs, fupas tucked into tiny suits, and tiddies longer than a 12-hour shift. I have never felt so skinny.
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@MargeSlimson
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5 months
In other words, ✨living my best life✨
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@MargeSlimson
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2 years
Look like shit 💩
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@MargeSlimson
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2 months
I cannot stand thïnspö with these bitches swaying their backs as far as possible. Stand the fuck up. Lemme see what you’re really working with.
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@MargeSlimson
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6 months
Listen to me. If you gain weight in your 30’s and then lose it rapidly, this is what your arm fat will look like. Bat wings. So if you’re my age and decide to ‘speedrun’ your losses, don’t. If I had taken it slower, my skin would have had time to snap back.
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@MargeSlimson
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6 months
Idk about yall but to me, OMAD means 1 meal a day. Not eating all your meals at one time. Am I wrong about this?
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@MargeSlimson
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2 months
I have my surgery date !!!!!! Good riddance extra skin!
@MargeSlimson
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2 months
Ladies and gentle ladies, if everything goes as planned, Im getting nipped and stitched at the end of the month! Sooo excited 😜
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@MargeSlimson
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5 months
My 4-yo is screaming because I wont give her candy at 9 AM. She has since threatened to throw all the food away so i can never eat again. Little does she know…
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@MargeSlimson
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9 months
Fätphöbic toddler strikes again. Standing in line at the pharmacy and a high-calorie human was on a scooter in front of us. She yells “Mommy shes way too big for that!” Wanted to crawl under the floor 😭
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@MargeSlimson
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2 years
Good morning to everyone except plateaus. Plateaus dni ✋🏻
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6 months
Why are so many ppl on here kleptos? Serious question.
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9 months
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11 months
🐌
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@MargeSlimson
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4 months
Hot girls are dizzy
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10 months
Amen 🙏🏼
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@MargeSlimson
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5 months
So Ive seen this flying around the tl, lots of discourse about whether they said the right thing. I have to say I 100% agree with OPs response. Fuck that selfish cünt 🖕🏼
@Narcisinairekoi
♰ Koilia ♰
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Too far?
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2 years
😩
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9 months
What’s your favorite smoothie recipe? I need to get back into smoothies.
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2 months
@mochasthing I read something that was saying her and her man were trying to get pregnant but they were too fat to find the pussy so the neighbors used a 2x4 they called the ‘fuck stick’ to hold the belly up so the man could get it in… somehow…
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1 year
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6 months
👵🏼
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@MargeSlimson
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3 months
Hurricane is almost here. I may have overestimated how many supplies I need. I am extremely prepared. Probably for like a month.
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3 years
People I have made it through another day under 500 cals.. Grandma is tired.. but accomplished. 🙏🏼
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@MargeSlimson
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2 years
So my friend is having gastric bypass. She had to do a liquid diet (protein shakes and clear broth) for 2 weeks, so I joined her in solidarity. Boring as fuck but I lost 17 lbs. Huzzah 🎉
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@MargeSlimson
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1 year
Many times a day
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@MargeSlimson
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3 months
Told my 12 year old son Joe dropped out and he said ‘really? Thats cool i guess’ and then asked me for a corn dog so I bought him one
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I told my 11-year old daughter that Joe had dropped out and she started to cry and through her tears she asked “So who will run now?” And I said “Kamala.” And then she shouted “FUCK YES!!!!”
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2 years
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@MargeSlimson
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2 years
Down 19 lbs since April 15!
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@MargeSlimson
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1 year
Are y’all the starve-in-winter kind or the eat-your-feelings-because-of-seasonal-depression types?
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4 months
Ive lost 2 lbs since starting wellbutrin a few days ago. Somebody clap.
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@MargeSlimson
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2 months
Watching Legally Blonde. Love all the pink. Love all the blonde. Love all the skinny. Not exactly thïnspo but so fun anyway 💅🏻💝
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@MargeSlimson
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2 months
Bmi 19 (dont be mean to me ill cry) has finally shown up this morning. I could cry. Its been 19.5 for a fucking month it feels like.
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@MargeSlimson
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2 years
☀️
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@MargeSlimson
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3 months
Finally under 140 and I cant even be excited with anyone because they think its a shame instead of a win 🫤🏆
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@MargeSlimson
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8 months
I kinda like it.
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@MargeSlimson
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7 months
Its almost sundress-no-panties season! Are we ready gals?!?!?
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@MargeSlimson
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3 months
Read this just as my pop tarts popped up. To the garbage they go
@loveandbones111
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Skinny girls persevere
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@MargeSlimson
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9 months
There’s a reason I call myself Grandma 👵🏼
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2 years
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@MargeSlimson
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1 year
Sup girl 😏😉
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@MargeSlimson
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1 year
Today’s omad. Big honkin’ piece of red velvet cake 🍰
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@MargeSlimson
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1 year
I’ve successfully fasted for 36 hours! This is unheard of! I’ve always been so shitty at it! Now clap for me 👏🏻
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@MargeSlimson
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6 months
At my big age, its still easier to blame my mom rather than take responsibility of my outcome.
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@MargeSlimson
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6 months
This is why Im staunchly anti HÄÈS
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8 months
Back when I was super into bodybuilding, I never recognized how horribly my disordered thoughts controlled my life. I was never big enough, lean enough, dry enough. Im totally convinced the gym bro thing is just another ëatïng dïsordër. And here I thought I was ‘recovering’.
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3 months
This is so… i mean… I really cant even speak on it. I dont even know what to say
@edtqttt
skyee 💝
3 months
bruhhhh food does not taste that good to let it get this bad
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@MargeSlimson
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9 months
Husband is giving me chocolate for V day. Downside: it’s chocolate Upside: its laced with 🍄
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2 months
Right up there with “-maxxing”, “locking in” and “speedrunning”
@elfbunnyz
karo 。˚✧
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the word demure is already pissing me off so badly
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@MargeSlimson
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5 months
Dinner! Not terribly healthy with all those sauces but it’s definitely not as bad as the damage I did this weekend. 🍣🍓
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10 months
If I see one more goddamn post about the meaning of high res and low res…
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@MargeSlimson
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3 years
Ive lost 12lbs in 8 days 🤭🫠
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8 months
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@MargeSlimson
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2 years
Pls disregard all future tweets 🍷
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@MargeSlimson
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9 months
I will bite your fingers off
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@MargeSlimson
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9 months
I gained a lb
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@MargeSlimson
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2 years
6 weeks binge free! Down a lot of lbs actually 👌🏼❤️
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2 years
Good morning to everyone except weight fluctuations. ☀️
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8 months
A nice garnish 🤌🏼
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5 months
Been using a retinol face cream/eye cream product for a month now and swear I can tell a difference. My skin is smoother, brighter, over all better quality. I wish I had started using it sooner.
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11 months
They noticed you’ve gained weight. It might only be 10 pounds, but they know. You can see them side-eye you and look at what’s on your plate. They never say anything, but you know they noticed. (@ me)
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@MargeSlimson
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1 year
Its Christmas season I dont care what nunna you hoes say 🎅🏻🎄🎅🏻🎄🎅🏻🎄
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2 years
Day 19 of Carnivore Diet. ⬇️ 22.2 pounds. 🥩 Its literally a miracle. 😱 Shows me how much fat was hanging around even though the mirror finally said I looked ok. Wake up call!
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1 year
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@MargeSlimson
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2 years
No laxatives since about Nov 27th and have 💩’d almost every day on my own still. TMI, I know, but that’s what Im here for 🥸
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@MargeSlimson
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4 months
I feel like the only person on here who remembers when OG used to stand for Original Gangster
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4 months
My bmi finally starts with 1 again. I am overjoyed 💖
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2 months
I threw the pop tarts away a couple days ago and last night i dug through the garbage to find them 😩 Im posting this to embarrass and shame myself 😭
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8 months
🫶🏻
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3 months
Running my hands over my hipbones and ribs while Im in bed is more calming to me than any tea or essential oil ever could. Like no matter what a shit day I have, I just feel them for a few minutes and everything gets a little better.
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@MargeSlimson
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9 months
Im not going to tell you how old I am, but I am not too old to throw the fuck down on my birthday!! (And walking the city in the freezing cold is totally keeping my calories low 😍) ✨hair flip✨
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4 months
First b/c posting. Just because im not very identifiable in my security cameras. I have 9 days to lose 4 pounds. I think thats reasonable.
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7 months
Large deficit + great workout yesterday apparently = 2lb weight gain. Fucks sake. Id lose more rotting and stärvïng.
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1 month
No matter how much garbage I include in a binge, there will NEVER be a full sugar beverage. 🤡
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@MargeSlimson
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2 years
So its pretty unbelievable but I lost 28 lbs this month on carnivore. A lot of it was holiday weight i had to lose AGAIN (so embarrassing) but still…
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@MargeSlimson
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9 months
My birthday is tomorrow! Headed out of town this weekend for some debaucherous activities 🎉🥂
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2 years
Got on the scale after a night of drinking. It said, “You have a great personality.”
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4 months
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@MargeSlimson
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8 months
I’ve met more good people on this side of X than I ever have irl. I almost never see catty ass remarks. Just encouragement towards goals and safety. 🥰
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