Marco
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Bedtime story:
6 days load, want to unload. Heavy na kaayo haha. Wifey is 20 weeks pregnant, sabi ng OB wag muna daw ngayon. Fasting daw muna haha.
Kinsa pwd?
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Happened ealier at Nuat Thai.
thera: dakoa nimog oten sir oy, pwd jakolon?
Me: ayaw lng sir, kay naa ko asawa, mangutana nya nganong gamay ra nigawas hahaha.
Niuli nga nagkatawa!
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Akong misis kay 3 months buntis, para sa ikaduha. So 2 out 12 na, Way to go!
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Magkita unta mis akong college friend kay makig tagay siya, try ko pananghid ni misis di musugot haha. First time unta nako ma chupaan sa ako migo kay iya daw ko hubgon. Gaon!
Sayanga kaayo!
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Nimata sayo, nag merkado, cooked my wife for breakfast, ligo sa baby.
Basta maka score buotan kaayo ko hahaha. Gaon!
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Happened ealier sa stoplight sa USC main, while nag stop, ang driver sa Nmax kay nangidhat. Nag abot mi sa unahan, asked my #, wa nako gihatag kay basin manawag unya ako asawa makatubag. So, if you're here, dire ta magtiwas haha.
Birada!
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Sobra naman ni kadako akong oten oy, ulo naman lang masulod hahaha.
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Bedtime story:
Sayanga ug ako ni ipagawas karon oy, grabi na guro ni ka sticky. 5 days load, anyone?
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Went to not so famous spa around fuente, ana si thera nga hayang na sir, pag hayang nako kay grabi man utoga sa akong oten, gahi kaayo, iya gihikap, he said, sir okay ra nimo? Wa ko ga gets sa pangutana, if ikaw to unsa imo response?
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Bedtime story!
After sa duwa, I was about to exit from the parking area, si kuya guard kay nangidhat man oy. So, I assumed nga basin na klaro niya akong d*ck since I didn't wear an undies.
So mao to, niuli napud ko nga nagkatawa hahaha.
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Bedtime story:
Nagkita mi balik sa akong college friend after 6 years, chill, karaoke and quick ride. So while I'm driving, he purposely whispered if pwd naay mahitabo namo balik, I politely said, not this time. So, we both agreed and dropped him home.
Nagkatawa nga niuli!
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Bedtime story:
This was happened early morning around 4, I didn't know naa diay mag outdoor anang luyo sa CNU area, kahayag tawn, daplin sa dalan, pasalipod ras kahoy gamay haha. Di mo mahadlok?
Perks of buotan nga bana kay sayo ko muadto sa carbon hahaha.
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Woke up around 2am, pwerting gahia sa akong oten, nangihi, natulog balik. Pag mata nako balik gahi gihapon. Grabi naman ni hahaha. Gaon!
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Bedtime story:
After nako duwa, ingon ako kaduwa dako daw kog bagtak, ask siya if dako pud ba daw kog oten. Ana ko, dako raman pud. Gaon!
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CS: asa nindot na massage spa, kanang apilon akong itlog ug masahe!
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Nindot jud diay naay ka storya, someone who shares the same struggles. Thank you for that quick conversation.
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While we had our meeting ganeha, kalit ra niutog akoa. Muadto unta kos cr para pagawas, then I realized kapoy man mag sariling sikap oy. So, the entire meeting ga utog akoa.
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Bedtime story:
Nipalit kog pants sa Onesimus, so taas raman nako I asked the salesman if pwd putlan, while iya gisukod, iya pud gihikap akong lubot.
Hinuon dako sad bitaw kog lubot haha. Gaon!
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Pareha ug porma pero mas dako pa akong oten kay Mark F. Hahaha.
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