@MarcelMcClinton
@Emma4Change
Too bad I don't know the gunman. But if I had, I wouldn't even want the money. I'd happily turn such a sorry excuse for a human in for free!
@latimes
@Alyssa_Milano
I think that
@Alyssa_Milano
qualifies for the top 10 most beautiful people on earth, and then I don't just mean the exterior but much more even her inner self. Her heart is just too big I guess.
Primetime Dutch television:
--> 5 Min article on the current rise of nude recreation.
Oud-soapie Koert-Jan de Bruijn legt uit hoe je rustig kunt beginnen met naakt recreëren
@AuthorGaylord
My personal best:
*Mom reading in silence*
4yo: What are you doing?
Mom: I am reading
4yo: I don't hear anything
Mom: I'm reading in my head
*4yo takes a book and stares at a page for 15 seconds*
4yo: Mom, I'm reading too but I don't hear anything!
Their affair was a few months old now. She was convinced the company ladder would be easier to mount with him waiting at the top.
Now they would meet outside the office to discuss him getting a divorce.
Only one car left.
#vsspic
@John_Barnitt
NRA: They don't know what they are talking about. Guns don't kill people, people do.
Me: As long as there are people who want to kill people, let us then PLEASE ban their weapons of choice!!
Latest flirt on his left and a hard-on in his pants.
"Is this the
#club
where anything goes?", she asked.
"In the purple room, there are no limits!", he eagerly replied.
When she walked out, she could feel his penis getting soft and cold in the pocket of her coat.
#vssmurder
-Daddy, can I have a bunny?
-No dear.
-But I want one!
-The answer is still no, sweety.
-But they're so cute!!
-Well, I just don't like a pet being in a cage all the time.
-Unfair!!! What's the difference with the woman you kept
#captive
in the basement last month?!?
#vssmurder
@AANR_WestRegion
@AANR_Int
Always when I see a breast cancer survivor in the sauna, I am so happy for them that they feel free enough to show their battle scars.
A wave of sickening agony rushed through her veins. Recognizing her son with a certainty only a mother could. Here, on the kitchen table, she started into his lifeless
#eyes
, wondering where the rest of his body could be.
#madmurder
Chained, unable to move. The blade flashes, as blood colors the walls.
As her hart rate goes down, the
#blindfold
comes off her eyes.
She sees him.
As he exhales for the last time, she admires what she did to the man that killed her kid.
#vssmurder
Primetime Dutch television:
--> 5 Min article on the current rise of nude recreation.
Oud-soapie Koert-Jan de Bruijn legt uit hoe je rustig kunt beginnen met naakt recreëren
A broken slide, the swing hung on just a single chain and the sandbox overgrown.
Now he was in the tunnel, which looked to go on forever. "This is not a
#playground
!", he mused with disdain.
"You're wrong," said a hissing voice from behind, "but it is mine!"
#madmurder
#terror
@gshanzelka
@krassenstein
@realDonaldTrump
New interrogation technique:
"Are you against the wall?"
- "Yes" ==> "Alright, jail for this criminal!"
- "No" ==> "Sorry son, our mistake. Do you want to be on the Supreme Court?"
@TheophanesAvery
With a lot of effort, accompanied by sweat and groans, she managed to unlock and open the door.
She peers through the crack, no wider than just a few centimeters, but only sees mayhem and sorrow.
A hand from behind closes the door: "It was already open for too long as it is."
It is a heartwarming
#funeral
. Old friends rebonding. Sorrow slowly makes way for tear-filled smiles.
The ceremony is over. Hand in hand people scuff away.
My murderer starts to shovel earth on my casket.
#vssmurder
Almost falling, yet still he wanted to run faster. The scent of
#terror
was all engulfing. Faster, into the tunnel, into the darkness. He could feel the distance to the devil lessening. "Here I am", he panted, "I belong by your side!"
#madmurder
@engineers_feed
@elonmusk
Einstein actually said: "The difference between intelligence and stupidity is that intelligence has its limits."
At least that's what I found on the internet.
More terrified than he ever thought possible, he ran like he'd never ran before.
The high grass moist from the fog that he wore like a
#blindfold
.
In a sliver of moonlight he saw the fangs, but the pain never got the time to reach his brain while he was still alive.
#vssmurder
@BigblueFuture
@DanRather
Playing with the idea of attacking her with his infinite wisdom, but just in time remembering what his advisor said about talking to someone who actually did get awarded a Nobel prize (and with cameras rolling).
A mashed up worm and 3 teaspoons of the scarlett
#potion
prepared earlier.
He started snoring, her cue to smear the stew on his lips. Now he'd turn into a giant helpless worm. Little did poor Jana know a bee wing had fallen off her sleeve onto the sacrificial worm.
#madmurder
@janalynnjenkins
Are you going soft on us, all of a sudden?
Ahh, no! I'm on to you: It's a trap!! Making us believe you now make warm and happy stories and then BAM 💥, the darkest of tiny tales ever! 😱
Tampa Bay Naturists are looking for another 2000 more signatures to have a designated clothing optional beach on the west coast of Florida.
Can you help them, please?
@justmeguy2
Just this week, at the wellness in a hotel in France I was there nude against the norm. When there were people, I would wrap a towel and kindly ask whether they would have a problem with me being there nude. Guess what: NONE were. And that included swimming in the pool. 🤗