Paga Lipo 🇭🇳
@MarcInShytUP
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Joined April 2012
Real niggas wouldn’t even put her in that situation.
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How the chinos in the Chinese restaurants in uptown are
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I been said Kim K controls the market. That’s a powerful woman.
Dream Doll says BBL’s are going out of style & wants to go back to her natural body.
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“Call out, I’ll pay you what you would’ve made for the day”.
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Dominicans a different breed. How this shit go from midnight till 10 am
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When burna boy said Ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye e ahuh ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye e ahuh I felt that.
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When your shorty is on her way to Miami for spring break
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So this is what “I wanna see you happy even if it isn’t with me” looks like.
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Dominicans really love rice and pasta on the same plate.
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When you try to give your crush the world and they pick somebody else 🥺
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They want you to pay all the bills but peel a platano like this
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You know what’s dope about Massachusetts women. They give the popola to everyone. One minute they fucking a Celtic or patriot next they fucking a drug dealer or a lit 9-5 nigga.
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When you think the talking stage is going smooth. Then she randomly pops up with a boyfriend
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Welp niggas gotta stop going to DR and fucking niggas wives. Cause if they put 8k on big papi head. They’ll put a pastel en hoja and a presidente light jumbo on yours.
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Joints wanna talk about looting is wrong but be in a scammer section at the club.
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85 degrees in New York on Thursday 🤔. I’m gonna be posted on the corner of dyckman and Sherman, con la hookah prendía. Watching niggas girlfriends being unfaithful.
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T-Mobile gotta be running on Claro towers cause my service been booty.
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When you slacked on shorty and see her on vacation with another nigga
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I’m sick, I ain’t get not one dollar cause I wanted to be a law abiding citizen smhhhhhh
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Get a good girl and retire your jersey. This game is getting wild out here.
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SHOULD I LET HER KNOW IM REALLY IN LOVE, AND THATS SHE THE ONE I BEEN THINKING OF. WOMEN OF MY DREAMS, AINT NO ONE ABOVE HER, SHOULD I TELL HER
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If she isn't drunk texting you, she's not yours. Simple maths.
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When you order something online and you finally get it and it isn’t what you ordered
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When the gang thinks I can’t make it to dyckman in two hours from Lawrence
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If a nigga texts your dumb ass all day everyday he clearly likes you estoopida.
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Colombian totin will have you rocking a Colombian soccer jersey for a year straight and have you wanting to name your first daughter Andrea Valentina.
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Flirting to get your shorty gift discounted is not cheating.
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Get your person and disappear, it’s a big orgy out here.
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I’ve been in Brockton for 4 mins and I feel like my last name should be depina.
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Puerto Rican women will stab you. Dominicans will throw hands and Colombians will accent you to death.
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46 degrees today and 81 degrees tomorrow. The weather is a Hispanic woman.
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I mean shorty got 75 pounds of toto. So tristan thompson cheated twice cause that toto a whole other person.
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That era of dancehall, that had you practicing your whine. On random things around the house. Before the party.
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Colombian moms most definitely ain't letting their daughters fuck with us black guys, after Steve Harvey did this shit.
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All these ig lives are teaching me is If you have a good shorty wife her and retire your jersey, CAUSE ITS SPOOKY OUT HERE.
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Nah my nigga we skipped hoodie season, you need a whole coat, y este frio.
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Have no room for inconsistency in my life. Either you’re in it or you out. None of that popping in and out shit when you please.
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JetBlue is hilarious for giving out plantain chips as a snack on this DR flight 😂.
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Hispanic toto ain’t for weak niggas. That shit will fuck your life up.
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Don’t eat with niggas that’s gonna brag about feeding you.
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911 by sech been on repeat, he ain’t have to snap like that.
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Attention looters I need this backpack and Dior b22’s in a 44
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Not speaking to your shorty don't hurt nobody but you lmao, she's gonna find a whole new nigga 😂.
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Get a good girl and retire your jersey. It’s treacherous out here.
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It’s quite humbling when she gets a new nigga and stops dealing with your bullshit 😂😂😂.
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The more independent she is, the more you wanna spoil her.
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Always gotta watch over the women you're with at the function. Always gotta be ready to smack a weirdo nigga.
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You’re never broke if your bills are paid.
Broke from paying bills >> broke poppin bottles to impress broke women.
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I know she cheats.
Girlfriend of NBA player Bol Bol rejects $5k from him to prove she loves him & not a golddigger.
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Lawrence got the most fire women per mile radius in the country and I’ll put money on that.
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If you think you’re finessing a nigga cause he buying you food and drinks. You need to re-evaluate your life. And if you think she owes you pussy after taking her out to eat. You also need to re-evaluate your life.
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Bought a 30 dollar scratch ticket trying to turn my 30 into 10 million. Now I won’t be eating for the rest of the weekend.
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Drive like this with me in the car if you want to but you better hope you kill me, cause if I live I'm smacking the fire out of you.
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