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She asked me how my day was at 10am
Nah mandem what’s been the pettiest thing that’s turned you off a girl?
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Mandem are going out with Monet Tejada
I’ll never forget goin on a date with this new junt, she pulled up in a Mercedes G wagon, had on designer head to toe, a diamond choker chain, a fendi fur jacket & right in that moment I know I would never hit her up again after that cuz wtf am I gonna do for her fr 😂
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Me being announced as Chelsea’s new no.9 when I just wanted to go on a stadium tour
If you signed for a new football club, how would you want to be announced?
Extra points got more creativity 😂⬇️
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We thank God. Graduated with a 2.1 in Computer Science with a grad job secured 🙏🏾🎉 Gods timing
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Should’ve gone with the Martial verse
Abidal gshshbsbs he needs to beg outside her house like ray J in one wish. U cheated on her with lord farquad bro
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Agent Tomori lotioning to convince Sancho to come Chelsea. You love to see it
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Day 20 in India: noone has yet confirmed finding the sweetest narni or that the head was so good they now speak Gujarati 🤔
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On God if you see me here, mind your own
IT'S TIME!! Our
#BeatAgainTour
is coming your way this Nov/Dec. We can't wait to be reunited with you all!
Register for pre-sale access before Tues 18th 3pm:
General sale starts Fri 21st at 9am!
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Just a little bit overdue, no?
Call for public sexual harassment of young women and girls to become a criminal offence
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Pretends to be shocked
Ex-Radio 1 DJ Tim Westwood accused of sexual misconduct by multiple women, in joint investigation by BBC and Guardian
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For all those worried about results, don't. I flopped all my alevels and now I smoke crack 🤷🏾♂️
#alevelresults2019
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If I die, let productivity slide
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6?! Is she Clapham Junction smh
So she’s had 6 trains ran on her in uni but now she’s all settled down with a man she been with for 5yrs no cheating . Is she a hoe ?
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Probably up there with the top 5 worst apologies of all time 🤣
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When your supervisor asks why your report has a Turnitin score of 97.4%
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These man would honestly be relegation candidates in the Prem
FULL TIME
Celtic 3-4 Cluj (4-5 agg.)
The Scottish champions are out of the Champions League!
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Aunty said No physics, just vibes
Auntie with a whole microwave on her head ate her up no contest 🙌🏾
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Foden’s next IG post
BREAKING: Phil Foden and Mason Greenwood caught bringing girls to England team hotel and face FA disciplinary action |
@SamiMokbel81_DM
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Downloading a COD update will take up his weekly allowance 🤣 dkm
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Even money launderers have not hustled like this
🚨 JUST IN: Leeds United are close to agreeing £30m deal for Daniel James. According to a United source, it is on the brink of being completed as a permanent deal
#mufc
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Friendly reminder
For all those worried about results, don't. I flopped all my alevels and now I smoke crack 🤷🏾♂️
#alevelresults2019
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Mourinho will pay for his war crimes one day
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This clip has given me the confidence to believe I could honestly play Serie A
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Smade basically said:
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Selling Vimtos, Sainsbury’s cookies and chewitts in Year 10 >>>
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Might as well keep the suit out for next week
Furious Dizzee Rascal throws camera across street after guilty verdict in assault case - more here
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This makes me feel so old, I literally remember him getting that ‘06 WC call up as an unproven teen
Theo Walcott announces his retirement as professional player 🔴👋🏻
Southampton, Arsenal and Everton as part of his career.
563 Club Appearances ⭐️
129 Goals ⚽️
47 England Caps 🏴
8 Goals ⚽️
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My GOAT recovered in 26 minutes
"He's still being checked by the doctors, it's taking him a while. It's a difficult disease to go through."
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Thank God for my passport because boy...
I’ve got to pass this British History test tomorrow as part of my application to remain in UK.
Wondering how many British would pass this test… 🤔
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Ngl this is mad because no way he’d do this to a male linesman
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You will £100m on the lottery and your manager says
“Are you still coming in tomorrow?”
Your last meme reaction gif/video in your camera roll is your response.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When you’re sleeping with the physio but don’t want the missus to find out 😭
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This is amazing
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Whenever I think life has hit me hard, I’ll remember this tweet
Screen recording your music before you go out because you ran out of data>>>
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I’m feeling generous
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🙏🏾
Quote RT this tweet and get no likes or RTs by 6 pm today. Winner gets this meal delivered tomorrow.
Good morning ❤️
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Mandem really slapped £140 to see the light skin Labrinth when you could’ve used the same to go multiple days to Wireless. Could never be me
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These man are gonna be flying on EasyJet for away games 🤧
'Russia Regulations' license also prohibits Chelsea spending more than £20,000 on any away game travel, which asks serious questions of Champions League logistics, starting with Lille away next Wednesday
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Is this legal?
you've heard of unpaid internship but have you heard of reverse financed internships?
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@ItsRaaaaj
@TheSun
Orrrrrr that I'm on the opposite side of london and away from the dangers of Mile End road 🤔
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Maguire agenda has duly resumed
Thank you England. You cheered your heart out. Now eat your heart out. Get a free taco today.
#iSeeaTaco
@tacobelluk
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He needs more time 🙏🏾
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I feel personally attacked
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The day my wife scores a last minute winner at the Nou Camp after running the length of the pitch against all odds, that will be the day she sees tears
Men will actually cry real tears over football but not at their weddings
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18 in hospitality and dropped a tray of glasses in my first shift in the middle of the restaurant 🥴
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Guantanamo Bay
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If you came back to Barn Elms changing rooms after games and the door was already unlocked and open then you already knew what time it was 😔
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