I'd like to introduce you to a friend of mine...meet Sprocket the wet toad.

@ChrisDJackson And then he took away the pennies...

RT @DrOBrienMD: .@NancyMace is dumb, Episode 99 She stated in Congress and on the news that $10M was spent on “turning mice transgender”……

@mattgaetz Didn't all you guys get the vaccine? Like before gen pop did? Doesn't that make you the beta testers for Pfizer and co? Is that why you are all so...special?

@Acyn I will petition them to make it an adjustable option.

@MeCookieMonster Every cookie I have ever eaten was delicious. You don't bake cookies. You cook them. Just like you don't cook bacon...you bake it.

@charliekirk11 I remember learning something while working in a restaurant. "You can't pinch pennies to make a buck" Now I understand why trump is such a failure. So we just gonna round to the nearest 5 or make everything priced so it stays at multiples of 5?

RT @Megatron_ron: NEW: 🇲🇽🇺🇲 The Mexican president asks how cartels in Mexico possess weapons from the US military: "How is it that there…

RT @JamesTate121: Donald Trump is forced to watch Samuel L Jackson, dressed as Uncle Sam, introduce Kendrick Lamar at the super bowl half t…

@CalltoActivism I have a feeling it took some time for the information to process through their smooth brains but once they realized KL was dissing them they walked out like little bitches...

@sandiechill @CalltoActivism And 6 bankruptcies?

@DineshDSouza Congress can and has created laws that have been deemed unconstitutional by THE JUDICIAL. The legislature drafts the laws and passes them and the judiciary upholds them or strikes them down due to unconstitutionality...you oblivious moron...

RT @StephenKing: My favorite Trump button. Sent to me by Maine humorist Tim Sample.

RT @RawStory: Wired is reporting that an internal government threat assessment team has determined that staffers working for Elon Musk's De…

RT @elmo: Elmo just hopes both teams have fun!

RT @acnewsitics: Judges literally rule on executive actions all the time—that’s their job. Ever heard of judicial review, JD? It’s been a t…

RT @NathanJRobinson: They didn't teach us much law at Yale Law School but one thing I do remember is that actually when the executive branc…

RT @PeteButtigieg: You are not powerless, and he is not unstoppable. Look at, and learn from, the funding freeze and how quickly he was for…

RT @mcuban: Imagine what would happen today if @doge posted on @x there was a study “testing the venom of Gila monsters to determine if the…

RT @aintscarylarry: Reminder that when trump wanted to buy an NFL team, all the team owners blocked it because they saw how he destroyed th…

RT @UROCKlive1: It just occurred to me that Trump actually believes all the lies Elmo is telling about the fraud and waste he's finding, so…