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Ketse, The Manelisi

@ManelisiKetse

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Genius idiot, best description of myself!! 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

East London, South Africa

Joined June 2011

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Ketse, The Manelisi

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4 years

Yho ha.a!! 😩😩😩

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@Depuo_ So Beyonce's daughters each get their own generation? 😂😂😂😭😭😭

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@barryblocke These things happen. 😭😭😭

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@kasi_Irving Pops used to get around!! 😂😂😂😭😭😭

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Register to vote.

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1 year

@NotYetUhuru_ When my nephew was 10 he made breakfast for my mother on Mother's Day and for my brother on Father's Day and then looked at me said hayike bhuti, ayikho i Uncle's Day. 😭😭😭

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Ketse, The Manelisi

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Mthatha police, welcome to the party. 🤝🏾🤝🏾🤝🏾

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BREAKING NEWS | Three suspects have been killed in a shootout with Mthatha police.

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@anentiresnack Driving is 90% confidence... Ngena emotweni qha wen, uzakuba grand!!

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4 months

@Sindi_Fleur I just looked at my boss and sighed. 😩😩😩

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2 years

@MonateXO Maybe la "go back to your ex" has some truth to it, run it back. 👍🏾

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3 years

@krugersville 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

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2 months

@Sindi_Fleur He probably mumbled: "uncultured" and then decided to move on. 😭😭😭

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Ketse, The Manelisi

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2 years

@glacier_heart The university so the Tik Tok and got pissed off?? 😭😭😭

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2 years

@Bhuda_Sbuda Come on!! 😂😂😂😭😭😭

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5 months

@esihle_ndima Pre-launch. 😭😭😭

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Ketse, The Manelisi

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2 years

@ZeeRight The principal. 😭

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9 months

@AntagoniZt_ What kind of behaviour is this? 😩😩😩

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2 months

@MonateXO He was cooking with that one. 😂😂😂😭😭😭

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Ketse, The Manelisi

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4 years

@Mtha_Veekay That lamb can easily be resuscitated, a little CPR then iphakame ihambe!! 😭😭😭

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Ketse, The Manelisi

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6 years

@BSO I think this sentence needed more punctuation than just one semi colon!!

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6 years

@zimmie_ Does that mean the main chick gets a helicopter??

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7 months

@MsMamma_ Isthembu doesn't sound viable at all, I get it. 😭😭😭

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4 years

@pengshawty_ Usually takes five days to defrost a phone, but he did it in two days... Love wins!! ❤

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Ketse, The Manelisi

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1 year

@XoliPona So if they don't pay...? That's just cruel. 💔💔💔

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Ketse, The Manelisi

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6 years

@HlaliLetlaka Oh... Your parents got a house house!! 🔥🔥🔥

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1 year

@Beemagqwanti You are doing the Lord's work. 🫵🏾👍🏾

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3 years

@ClixWell Do you look at the dog and point at your watch when it's been barking for 14 minutes and 59 seconds?? 😭😭😭

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Ketse, The Manelisi

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4 years

@Tshepiso_Says Tyhini!!

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Ketse, The Manelisi

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2 years

@Nampree Ilula lento, she must volunteer her own picture.

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Ketse, The Manelisi

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2 years

My cousin sends me a message saying I must send her R10 because she has R40 and wants to withdraw R50 so I send her R50... Five minutes later she sends another message saying I must send her R10 because she has R90 and wants to withdraw R100!! 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

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2 years

@___Rani No ways, that's the KFC quota for the day!! 😭😭😭

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Ketse, The Manelisi

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@Nela_Mgu Hear him out, this brother made the effort to make sure to get his education out the way first. 😭😭😭

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Ketse, The Manelisi

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5 months

@_mandyhusk You yelled at her? 😭😭😭

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Ketse, The Manelisi

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6 years

@zimmie_ Yeah... Stay as the side... Side chicks get more love than the main!! 😂😂😂

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Ketse, The Manelisi

@ManelisiKetse

2 years

Damn. 😂😂😂😭😭😭

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2 years

How Steph carrying the Warriors

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@CelibateCie He was cooked on this day. 😂😂😂😭😭😭

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Ketse, The Manelisi

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3 years

@Khankatha_ Going through such lengths is shameful!! 😭😭😭

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Ketse, The Manelisi

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4 years

The whole of Ghana hasn't forgotten this moment!!

SPORF

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4 years

📅 10 Years Ago Today: 🧤 @LuisSuarez9 turns into a goalkeeper in the 120th minute. 📕 He’s then sent off and Ghana miss the penalty. 📈 Uruguay win the penalty shootout to reach the @FIFAWorldCup semi-final. 💔 Heartbreak for Asamoah Gyan and co.

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2 years

@ZennieBooi The last line shouldn't be this funny!! 😭😭😭

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2 years

@KolourMeKapes Your newly minted hair will smell like i bubbly. 😭😭😭

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Ketse, The Manelisi

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5 months

@_awuvuyxna Whenever you want something you must act like you don't want it. 🤞🏾🤞🏾🤞🏾

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Ketse, The Manelisi

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2 years

@ClixWell I'm pretty sure that he changed his ways after that!!

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Ketse, The Manelisi

@ManelisiKetse

9 months

@justvuyi_ Hayi kodwa nayo le chap, he sees this harassment his wife is getting but he doesn't care enough to delete the tweet. 😩😩😩

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Ketse, The Manelisi

@ManelisiKetse

6 years

@90sWWE I like how The Rock always exaggerated the Stone Cold Stunner... Attitude Era was 🔥🔥🔥

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Ketse, The Manelisi

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3 years

@ViweXO English engaka ibisiyaphi?? 😂😂😂😭😭😭

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Ketse, The Manelisi

@ManelisiKetse

2 years

@Rochelle__Meyer They must all go to jail and prove their innocence from there. 🤞🏾

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7 years

@ThandoMavuso_ Those rings are used to open dumpies for girls at clubs 😂😂😂

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Ketse, The Manelisi

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5 months

@Amanda_Umxhosa That girlie was there for us nge lockdown and we're still appreciating her. 😭😭😭

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Ketse, The Manelisi

@ManelisiKetse

2 months

My girlfriend is on a video call with her mother, wathi "qabula girl". Loose families. 😂😂😂😭😭😭

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Ketse, The Manelisi

@ManelisiKetse

4 years

@Zic_mabz At this stage, even waking up is a symptom!!

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Ketse, The Manelisi

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1 year

@Rochelle__Meyer All they can think about is East London. 🤞🏾

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Ketse, The Manelisi

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10 months

@NelaYo_G But it's slang for honey and honey is sweet. 🥺🥺🥺

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Ketse, The Manelisi

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1 year

@AnotherYolie Hayibo? What a stray. 😭😭😭

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Ketse, The Manelisi

@ManelisiKetse

3 years

@MsMamma_ That girlie that birthed me wathi: "iichomi zi wrongo, ngcono iifriends"... Ndaqondba ayingomntu womanyelwa lona, smh!! 🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️

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Ketse, The Manelisi

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1 year

@anentiresnack Let's bring back victim blaming. 😂😂😂😭😭😭

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Ketse, The Manelisi

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3 months

@Shoun_B Just a grootie. 🥺🥺🥺

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Ketse, The Manelisi

@ManelisiKetse

5 years

@Tumi213 I had to post this!!

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Ketse, The Manelisi

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1 year

@lovejoyn_mlaba I was too young to sing "Mina Beng'dakiwe". 😭😭😭

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Ketse, The Manelisi

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2 years

@thimnashooto I would never do that to you!! 🥺🥺🥺

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Ketse, The Manelisi

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3 years

@hayiSinelizwi This fella was going through the most!! 😭😭😭

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Ketse, The Manelisi

@ManelisiKetse

3 years

@glacier_heart Worst stage because it gives me hope!! 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

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Ketse, The Manelisi

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6 years

@roywoodjr What the hell is this 😂😂😂... Why is Steph Curry Irish??

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Ketse, The Manelisi

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3 years

@Shoun_B You must be credited as one of the writers of this episode!! 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

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Ketse, The Manelisi

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1 year

@AntagoniZt_ Nah, I get him. 😭😭😭

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Ketse, The Manelisi

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2 years

@lonwabo_mbuqwa Lentwana ikhohlakele. 😭😭😭

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7 months

@khanya_sotashe What is your problem? 😭😭😭

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Ketse, The Manelisi

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2 years

@Shoun_B Uqale because umntu bethanda indaba zabantu. 😭😭😭

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Ketse, The Manelisi

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11 months

@uLinxi The last time I was happy. 😩😩😩

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Ketse, The Manelisi

@ManelisiKetse

6 years

@Lulama__ It only a matter of time before we get shamed for breathing!!

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Ketse, The Manelisi

@ManelisiKetse

5 years

@ScottieBeam @roywoodjr Until someone mentioned that Kobe will slap David Stern for vetoing the Chris Paul trade!! 😂😂😂

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Ketse, The Manelisi

@ManelisiKetse

2 years

My favourite part of this movie is when the gang is about to be rolled over by a rock rolling down a mountain and then John Cena's music starts playing and he comes out of nowhere to stop the rock. Cinematic excellence. 🤌🏾