Amanda
@Manda4UA
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God loves imperfect people | Happily married | Boy mom | Sports nerd | Professional nap taker | Foodie | #RollTide & Go JSU Gamecocks!! Opinions are my own.
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If you haven’t had dinner sent home to you in a Cool Whip or Country Crock bowl then you’ve never lived in the South.
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This is why we are having the shortage. Get what you need and go on. This is ridiculous and whoever this is should be ashamed.
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I'm glad God gives me the chance to understand how blessed I am and how much other people bless me by just their sweet smiles.
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Daddy lost his battle with liver cancer yesterday afternoon. Thanks for all the prayers and concerns. Please continue to pray for my family and for especially the coming days and weeks. I’ll forever still be a Daddy’s girl. 💔
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“Would you rather Bama win and then no SEC team go if that’s what has to happen?” Umm yep. The Dawgs can kiss my (butt) and we can all stay home in January.
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I absolutely love this. Glad
@10AJMcCarron
has paved the way for others to be. Thankful AJ Starr visits kids, too.
http://t.co/0SVoLyGCiL
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I didn’t even watch one down of football or one run in baseball yesterday. Why? I got married!! Professional pics won’t be back for about 6 weeks, but here is someone’s snapchat. 😄💍
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I just wrote on
@RayWJ
FB status to snapchat or kik me. Some guy immediately sent me a pic on kik of his junk. Umm. Thanks Ray.
#burningeyes
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I know I have a lot of friends on here who are caring.. I want to let y’all know my dad has liver
#cancer
.. I don’t want to write the details here, but my heart is being ripped out of my chest. If you’re a praying person then my family would really appreciate your prayers.
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These folks make fun of Mac Jones DUI pic while they sit at home and smoke meth.
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Been so busy and happy tonight I forgot to share the good news with my Twitter family. I said “yes!” tonight to my sweet thing! I’m getting married, y’all!! 🥰😍😘🎄🎁
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When we brought our son home he was 5lb 6oz. He is 11lb 15oz today(15 weeks - 3 1/2 months old). He is starting to turn into a ham!! He is such a happy baby and a huge people person like his mommy. 💙
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Saw this guy as I was leaving Walmart in this nice Alabama shirt. I said “Roll Tide” and he looked at me and said, “Thanks.” - Definitely not a real gump.
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Me and my late night snuggle buddy before I put him to bed. I am so blessed, y’all. 💙
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My husband said I’m petty for tweeting
@ChickfilA
about sauce not being in the bag, but he paid $29.29 and that’s expensive for you not to have the correct order. 🤷🏻♀️
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Ohio State fans still talking shit this week like they didn’t just go to OT with Maryland. Maryland’s mascot is a turtle. Not even a snapping turtle either.
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Merry Christmas, everyone! Unless you’re wearing any shade of orange. 😁🎄🎁
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A. Marry a hot, rich husband.
B. Marry a hot or rich husband.
C. Get a cat.
Plan A: Marry hot wife
Plan B: Marry average wife that can cook
Plan C: Ramen Noodles
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I have been keeping a secret... I’m starting a new job next week. I’m going to be a counselor for kids at a new facility. I’m both scared AND excited. This will be a huge test for me, but I’m up for it!! Wish me luck! 🤞🤞🤞🍀🍀🍀
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Speaking of being a fatty, I know my fellow Alabama fatties know this burger:
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Watched an interview of Dabo earlier and my dog barked the entire time. Came to Saban’s part and she stopped. Seriously. 😂🐶
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You are gorgeous! You have no reason to be insecure about anything! You work it, girl! 😍❤️👏🙌
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Feeling much better today, guys. Can’t smell or taste, but I feel fine. Thanks for the thoughts and prayers. Love my Twitter family. ❤️
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I have officially made it to my very first Mother’s Day. I am so blessed, yall. My son is 8 months old. Healthy, smart, handsome, and so sweet. He brings so much joy to my life and to many others.
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Can’t remember if I posted it or not, but I randomly got a promotion last month. We were driving down the road and I got a call from my boss offering me a new position and raise. I was shocked! I start that new position today. I’m nervous, but ready to roll! 🤗
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“There’s nothing like getting home from work and taking a leak in your yard.” -my husband.
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I got pulled over on a highway and had the work flip phone in my passenger seat. Cop saw it and was like, “Ma’am, if that’s your phone you surely can’t afford a ticket. Just please slow down.” Seriously! 😂
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Anyone else put sour cream in their chili or just me? Sweet thing thinks I’m weird for it. I’m weird, but for sour cream?? 🤓🤔
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The LSU game is over and in the books. Folks still arguing over it bc they feel they were cheated. Whelp, it ain’t going to change the score. Enjoy your corndog dinner and a spoonful of shut the hell up.
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I haven’t been on Twitter as much lately. My husband and I finally found a house and we are having paperwork drawn up this week. It will be the first house I have ever “owned” and not rented so it is scary as well as exciting. We are happy campers. Broke, happy campers! 🏠💸
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I haven’t said much about it here, but our son starts physical & speech therapy today. He is 19 1/2 months & still doesn’t walk. His pediatrician thinks it’s bc he broke his leg in Oct by falling off the bed. Either way we are nervous but hopeful! May have a walking toddler soon!
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My test for Covid was positive. I have been very achey with an on and off fever. I feel like I have been sick for weeks and I only started feeling bad yesterday. My lungs are so sore. 🥺😩
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When I was looking for the Karate Kid kimono I saw a fashion coat first and that’s almost what y’all got til I took a closer look. I need to wear my glasses all the time, but I don’t wanna. 🥼🥼🥼🥋🥋🥋
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Why are Auburn fans so mad at Bama fans? You should be mad at Georgia bc they are the ones that spanked that ass.
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Our boy is perfectly healthy and was moving around like crazy. Then fell asleep mid-sonogram and had to be woken up to get the rest of the pics. Definitely mine because naps. I cried the entire time though. I am so thankful for this baby boy of ours. 💙
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About to do some Christmas light looking!! I think I enjoy lights more than the kids! 😍🎄🎄🎄
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My Saturday nights in my 30’s are so much better than in my 20’s. I love being a mom to this little stinker. 💙
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My mother was sick for years when I was younger and passed away so I never really “learned” how to cook from anyone. Then I lived alone for a million years so I didn’t cook big meals. In my 30’s and still learning, but getting better every meal. My mom would be proud!
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I can voice my opinions now.. I honestly thought Bama was going to be a dumpster fire this season. By like game 3 they were so inconsistent. I’m proud the team proved me wrong!
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My husbands gaming friends heard me threaten to beat his ass if he ate my piece of cheesecake in the frig. This is how married life is going for us.
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The disrespect shown to Bama is just fuel on the fire, baby! It is wild that no one in the media/sports world thinks Bama can win. We have a kicker about to break the record and then a team about to break the internet. Roll Tide!!! Muzzle them dAWgs! 🏈🏈🏈
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Our son will be 4 months old this weekend. He is such a blessing and what my heart needed!! 😍😍🎅🏻🎅🏻
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My husband just saw a billboard in Rainbow City, AL, with a picture of Jimmy Carter that says, “Joe You’re Making Me Look Good.”
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Landon Dickerson is a natural treasure. You can be a millionaire and still be yourself.
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Say what you want about Alabama, but ain’t nobody and I mean nobody retiring in Ohio.
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This is from a few weeks ago. This boy loves me no matter what and I will always love him to the moon and back. My favorite human being right here.
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I appreciate all the messages and tweets I’ve gotten about losing Daddy. I promise I will read them all when things slow down. Right now I’m just heart broken and wishing I knew why this had to happen. I wish I could just call him and tell him I love him again.
#Daddysgirl
💔💔
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About two hours ago I got a phone call that will change the rest of my life. My heart is heavy over the loss of a friend I love dearly. They say God knows what our heart can take. He must really think my heart can take a lot. 💔😭
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I just saw the interview where Saban said both he and Mrs. Terry are perfectly fine- no one is sick. That is great news!! But the booster that put that news out needs to be spoken to..
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Starting my new job this morning. It’s like the first day of school. Will I like it? Will I make friends? Ready for a new adventure, but also nervous.
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I get frustrated when ppl say they can’t afford Christmas for their kids. Well, you always have your nails, lashes, spray tan, etc. done,. I get taking care of yourself, but your children come first. Always.
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Most of y’all know my husband is an Auburn fan. He is sick to his stomach. 🥴
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If you have to Google who Gregg Allman was then you're not a music lover.
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Anyone else just a sad pile of shit today after hearing about Moses?
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Just left the grocery store. Went to get some beer and all the beer was almost gone. This is what happens when parents find out their kids get an extra day out of school. 🍻🍷🍻🍷🍻🍷
#snowpocalypse2017
#snow
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