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Generally, nobody in India likes to go to a Police station to complain about anything. This is out of a fear that dealing with the Police is more troublesome than dealing with the problem itself. There may be exceptions,but this is the general sentiment.
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"I am Mr. McAdams!"
"No you are not! Stop lecturing me on who is Mr. Mc Adams. You are not Mr. McAdams, he is Mr. McAdams. This is MY show and I will decide who is Mr. McAdams."
😂
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You can't buy cigarettes before age 18. You can't buy liquor before age 21.
Similarly, humans should not be allowed to practice any religion before the age of 80, at which age they would be physically less capable of running amok and killing each other over fictional characters
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In India, we are very hazy about what happened 5 months ago, but crystal clear about what supposedly happened 5000 years ago.
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The real problem appears to be the ego of the Police personnel, who couldn't handle the assertive complainants questioning their lethargy,instead of being meek, submissive and servile like everybody else who appears before the Police.
There are no "two sides" to this story. 3/3
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Met a most remarkable person today. Am at a hospital in Bangalore. We got talking to a nurse, who spoke to my mom in Malayalam. Not surprising because, so many nurses are Malayalis. We asked her where she was from in Kerala. She said she wasn't from Kerala...(1/3)
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There should be an Agnipath Scheme for politicians. 4 years in active politics and then out. This will ensure that politicians retain a youthful profile and don't become senile enough to dream up schemes like Agnipath.
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Cheers, mitron!
10 years to the day, since a girl asked me if the seat next to me was taken. It wasn't. So she proceeded to sit next to me. We got talking. And now we've been married for 2 and a half years.
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Soan Papdi must be linked to Aadhaar, so that during Diwali, we know exactly sabse pehle kisne kisko kab diya. Strike at the root of evil.
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The facts are that Ankita and the Major saab went willingly to the Police station and Ankita now bears injury marks on her body.
Nothing that could have happened in the Police Station can justify those injury marks and this is sufficient to know who is right and who is wrong.2/3
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Planning to start my own Private Military Company, where my forces will move around in hatchback cars, disguised as middle class families.
We will be called the Wagon R Group.
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Two days back: "Yay, thousands of people came to my rally."
Today: "Children should make sure that elders don't leave home without an extremely good reason."
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What does she do for 3 hrs from 5 to 8 pm? She goes for music classes.But not to learn.Turns out our polyglot is also a teacher of Hindustani classical music!On our request,she rendered a beautiful song.People are truly talented. You run into great people in unlikely places!(3/3)
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Who is the first Padmashri awardee to have their Twitter Account suspended?
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@BCCI
Why is Rohit Sharma in the picture? It ends up stealing the limelight from Jay Shah Ji, the man of the moment.
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I urge the government to kindly panic. People are dying.
Govt appeals to people not to panic over current COVID-19 situation, says unnecessary panic causing more harm than good
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@Libertarian196
Sir, in most developed countries, a toll road is a specially made road to get you from A to B faster, in a non circuitous way. It usually has fewer traffic intersections and is relatively straight. That said, the alternate routes from A to B continue to exist. They are also very
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What an absolutely Mast bunch of guys. May their cricket team and their country prosper.
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Turns out she speaks Kannada,Tamil, Hindi and English with native fluency (just like Malayalam). Most interesting part is she hails from Rajasthan! In addition to all this,she speaks her own regional dialect. There is more. After her shift,she reaches home 3 hours later..(2/3)
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As a humanitarian(&diplomatic) gesture,India should offer to fly out the stranded Pak students from
#Wuhan
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"What're these bloody jokers doing in JNU at 30 years of age?"-asked the 52 year old Brigadier,doing MPhil at the National Defence College.
"Taking the nation for a ride sir", replied the 44 year old Colonel, studying for his Masters at the College of Defence Management.
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This Cadet, would in all probability, if he decides to join the armed forces, join as an officer. Agnipath Scheme will have no impact on him. So let us cut the crap, please.
NCC Cadet expressing happiness over the
#AgnipathScheme
as it allows to fulfil the dream to serve the nation by joining the armed forces and helps to become a better citizen.
#Agnipath
#Agniveer
@ianuragthakur
@Murugan_MoS
@PIBengaluru
@DefenceMinIndia
@SpokespersonMoD
@PIB_India
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If Finland's leaders stop chilling and partying and behave more like India's leaders - old, sober, dignified and uptight- then one day the Finnish people may also hope to achieve a state of development, progress and well being comparable to India's.
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The Odisha Police brutality incident is the first time in a long, long time that I have seen the entire fauji fraternity on social media finally speaking in one voice.
Of course, this unity is likely to be limited to this one issue, but if the BJP IT Cell continues its
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Under Civil Services Rules, is it an offence if you don't post picture on Twitter and Instagram on the day you assume charge in a new appointment?
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No. The Military is not some finishing school to inculcate good citizenship in people. The main reason why our military is reliable,efficient and effective is that it is made up entirely of volunteers who are there because they chose to be there.
India should introduce 2 years of compulsory military service. The only antidote to woke culture.
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The average length of a retired officer's posts in WhatsApp groups is inversely proportional to any important contributions they may have made in service.
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What nonsense are we seeing? PR overdrive of individual officers supposedly involved in ops along the LAC. Name and photo of CO! This while events are still underway. Either Army is jumping the gun or journos are exceeding their brief. Either way, it is irresponsible & disturbing
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@Cold_Peace_
Earlier this year,when I was impatiently waiting for my Schengen visa to come through,I was told by somebody well informed,that EU countries had imposed an unofficial go-slow policy on visa applications from India,as a retaliatory measure for India's soft stance on Russia. (1/2)
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Once,(due to my habit of saying 'inshallah'),a gentleman figured I was a Muslim, and asked me "aap logon mein Sunni-Shia ka kya hai". I explained in great detail the ideological differences between the Shias and Sunnis to him. Being winter,he didn't notice the Kada on my wrist.
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Most movies on the military in India are absolute crap.Depiction of military(from uniforms to demeanour)is laughably childish. Lampooning of the enemy to pander to self proclaimed nationalists is as cringeworthy as the over-dramatization of personal backstories of protagonists.
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Saw the official handle of the Indian Army asking for contributions to the Armed Forces Battle Casualties Welfare Fund through soon to be launched ‘Maa Bharati Ke Sapoot’ Website.
This manner of soliciting funds seems undignified and unsoldierly. (1/2)
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Once, in a military academy in India, an Ustad was about to chew up a foreign cadet(from Africa),for poor turnout on parade.
"You ganda cadet..",he began yelling in his best Hinglish,when the cadet interrupted him - "Not Uganda cadet, ustad. Tanzania Cadet."
Ustad: 🤨
Cadet: 😬
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By all means put out a video, but since the whole purpose is theatrics, atleast put up a more impressive video.
A video where everybody is fidgeting and bumbling about clulelessly may be a symbolically accurate depiction of the situation, but is poor image projection.
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It would be nice if everyone who joins the Indian Army was also singled out and specially mentioned for making us proud.
Unless joining the Army of another country is somehow a matter of greater pride for us than joining the Indian Army.
I congratulate Sharanjeet Kaur of Punjab who has made us proud by joining the US Army. I wish her the best for her career in with the Armed Forces. God bless!
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Frankly, Shifuji appears to be the frontrunner for CDS at the moment.
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Henceforth, all missiles should be kept under the control of PCDA. They never release anything, accidentally or intentionally.
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This is the highest form of Bhakti. God bless them.
Sri Swami Narayan temple of Mumbai has converted itself into a Covid hospital. The temple head has said that the treatment cost will be taken care of by the temple committee.
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Dogs seem to lose even their sense of self preservation when it comes to sticking by their masters. Even in the greatest danger,a dog will not save itself,if it means abandoning its master. This is why, when people abandon their dogs,the poor beings can't even process it. (1/2)
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Did you know, Chandragupta Maurya the Great had defeated a marauder called Alex and imprisoned him inside a jail? Because of his imprisonment "inside", this Alex came to be knows as Alex "अंदर", later mispronounced as Alexander. But Leftist Commie historians won't tell us this.
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It looks like Gmail, WhatsApp, Signal, Telegram,etc, and their respective users are going to have to do quite a bit of paperwork if the Draft Telecom Bill is passed in its present form.
They'll all need licences and will have to identify their users thru verifiable ID.
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IFS officers to move out of prime colony in Chanakyapuri and live amongst their compatriots in Rohini, Dwarka and Mayur Vihar, paying for flats with HRA.
We will liberate ourselves from colonial mindset: EAM Jaishankar
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Twitter's 280 character limit should be knows as the Rant Control Act.
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When Indians who spread hatred and spew venom against their fellow Indians refer to themselves as "Desh Bhakt", which Desh are they refering to? China or Pakistan?
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@Cold_Peace_
I wonder whether this is part of a similar measure undertaken by the US, to bring pressure on the Indian government from internal stakeholders - business travellers, tourists etc., to toe the West's line on the Russian invasion of Ukraine. (2/2)
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Rishi Sunak's wife continues to be an Indian citizen. This makes him our Prime Minister-in-Law 😂
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Accidental Firing of Missile. What an embarassment. Not even Pakistan has ever done accidental firing of a missile to my knowledge. I am sure calls were made at the highest level to pacify the Pakistan side before the missile even touched down.
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To surprise everybody, next CDS must come from Civil Services. 😜
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Okay but why is he standing as if class teacher has pulled him up for not bringing pencil box?
Former Chief Justice of India Ranjan Gogoi in conversation with NDTV's Sreenivasan Jain, tonight at 8:30 on NDTV 24X7
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Is Police verification carried out before granting rewards to world cup winning cricket players?
Or are such formalities only necessary before paying legitimate dues to those who have laid down their lives for the country?
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Did you know, that Agra is an acronym for Airborne Group Rear Area?
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This is nothing, I know people who've gone to drop off somebody at Terminal 3 of IGI airport and come back with an American accent.
I completely understand made up accents, I am surrounded by them 24/7
BUT can someone help me with understanding this...?????
If someone moved to the US at the age of 25.........HOW COME WITHIN 2 YEARS, THEY FORGET TO SPEAK THEIR NATIVE LANGUAGE! 😳😐😳
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Kargil, thought not a full scale war, was a televised conflict. The next such conflict,will be one which will be followed,commented upon and even influenced in real time by Social Media.
Throttling media & social media will not work. Indian military will need to adapt.(1/3)
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My mother's late father faced the 1962 Chinese Aggression in the Eastern Sector as a Major. In 1964,he penned his experiences during the conflict.
The final line of the document he typed holds more significance today than every before:
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What do you call a party appointed Arbitrator who rules against the party who appointed him?
Arbitraitor
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Just heard that an extremely bright young lawyer I know, practicing under a respected senior and doing very well has decided to exchange his robes for the Olive Green! He joins the OTA in Jan. Intends to join a combat arm.
Elated that our Army attracts such bright,motivated men!
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I disagree with this piece. Viewing Armed Forces as a revenue earning, self financing enterprise would be disastrous. The Armed Forces must not & should sell their services for money. Completely flawed idea.
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This is not a question of
@ndtv
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It is a question of the insensitivity, unprofessionalism and sheer sense of entitlement of the journalist involved.
Some folks are sharing this to show up NDTV as unpatriotic. That’s absurd. While a national outpouring of affection for ISRO is understandable—and in some ways even commendable—in no free country would a journalist be chided for expecting to hear from the head of an organization.
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Most Delhi-ites know Mother Dairy and Safal. Did you know that Safal stands for Sabzi and Phal? :)
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Militants in J&K are able to hit even special forces and make away without a single casualty.
Any questions asked are deemed anti national, and the questioner villified.
The sooner we wake from this, ask uncomfortable questions, get straight answers, the better.
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Heaven forbid.The myth that the Army and its officers are the solution to the inadequacies of civilian administration has ruined our neighbour to the Northwest.While the bureaucratic system has many shortcomings,a military style of governance would be a disaster for a democracy.
@Mallufideintent
No harm if civil services babus(IAS) get under the tutelage of army officers. Would certainly be a lifetime education for them, considering the mess they create all around,in the name of governance.
Don't forget, it's the army these babus bank on, to cover up for their failures.
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Indian intelligence agencies should fix the next Canadian elections so that Akshay Kumar becomes the Canadian PM in place of Justin Trudeau.
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We are a nation which takes pride in treating even the enemy's dead soldiers with the utmost respect.
Now we are reduced to taking lessons in patriotism from a man who feels he "won like crazy" when 40 of our own troopers died.
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Once a country lost a war because its soldiers ran out of ammunition and weapons. So they started an enquiry which found that the Army had exaggerated its ammunition and weapons requirement to the govt by 4 times.Satisfied with this explanation,everybody lived happily every after
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Uncomfortable with pictures of uniformed "SFF personnel" doing rounds of media and social media. It is likely that many Tibetan Refugees still have family and extended family in Tibet.
Their association, real or imagined, with SFF may have severe repercussions on those families.
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Mujhe bas itna batao, after Central Vista revamp, will we ( the masses) still be allowed to walk on Rajpath, eating Chuski and ice cream? Or all that is over?
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Idli with Rajma. Winner of the National Integration Award 2024 😎
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Mitron, today it is 9 years since I asked out the girl I am now married to. Celebrating the special day at a special place. Cheers!
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1. Any force deployed on crowd control duties in a city has no reason to be dressed in Jungle or Desert camouflage.
2. If on such deployment, they wear standard Indian Army combat dress (& are not the actual Army),it is a disservice to Army's reputation, a fraud and plain wrong.
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A picture of the top-secret indigenously developed 6th Generation hypersonic stealth fighter Adrishya, as it takes to the skies a day after Aero India concluded. It is invisible to radar as well as to the naked eye.
Anti nationals will cast aspersions on its existence.
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Went to wrong law school it seems. They taught us that bail is the rule and jail is the exception.
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Did you know, Hindenberg Report is named after the Hindon river which flows through Uttar Pradesh?
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What's interesting here is the absolute conviction of these journalists in the truth of what they're saying. They are not even speculating or being tentative.
In their minds, they are stating facts and educating the public. I wonder where this kind of confidence comes from!
A huddle of journos in AAJ TAK led by Sweta Singh discussing 'nano technology gps' in the new currency notes. Oops. 😂😂😂
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Forget Javed Akhtar, Hindus like me also oppose Hindu Rashtra.
We live in a secular state and want to keep it that way.
And why should what one can do(or cannot do) in Pak or Afghanistan be the benchmark for an Indian to voice an opinion in India?
In a country where majority r Hindus..
Ppl like Javed Akhtar oppose the idea of Hindu Rashtra..
V make them famous by liking their songs,movies n ensure their families r safe in our country..
Can they say the same thing in Pakistan or taliban n get away?
R we milking a snake?
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So, Cheers to the students and others being evacuated from Ukraine, who are bringing their pets out with them! And kudos to the bureaucracy for not making things difficult by insisting on the usual formalities 🙏 (2/2)
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Additional Secy in MoD, Shri Anil Puri has set himself up to be the fall guy when the Agnipath Scheme is withdrawn.
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Friends, UNECSO has just declared Indians to be the most COVID appropriate behaviour observing people in the world! Congrats to us all.
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The pilots who are flying the Rafales from France to India, will they have packed food onboard or will they have to stop midway for refreshments?
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Mallu Commanding Officer of "that" establishment :
"Gadhon, Maine bola tha inspection khatam ho gaya, now we can all go to the LOUNGE."
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After voting on lines of caste, community, religion and election freebies for 70 years, people have the audacity to wonder why they don't have enough hospitals when they need them.
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After the Balakot strikes, Pak successfully ensured that no visuals of the target area emerged in the media.
After the drone strike on the IAF facility in Jammu this morning,we've already released pictures for the perpetrators to do damage assessment and refine their methods.
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VERY good. Sneha Dubey handled the whole thing very diplomatically. Many might have succumbed to the lure of grandstanding in front of the media to gain popularity and social media mileage, but not this diplomat. She very gracefully put the reporter in her place.
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Next time someone tells me that I don't look like a Keralite, I'll wrap them up in banana leaves and dip them in coconut oil.
Next time someone tells me that I don’t look Bengali, I’ll start throwing roshogullas at them.
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I think PVR should be declared India's first Theatre Command
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When errant bureaucrats are transferred to "punishment postings", which are usually remote areas where the citizenry is anyway pretty badly off, does nobody spare a thought for the citizens of that place,who will have to now suffer these officers?
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As a kid in Kerala,I used to be given a fruit called "Bamblimoos". No one seemed to know the English name of this citrusy fruit. I later learnt that it's called Pomelo in English.But how it came to be called Bamblimoos in my part of Kerala,continued to remain a great mystery! 1/4
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The number of people who we hear of as "planners of Balakot strikes" must exceed the combined total of the number of pilots & air crew who took off for the mission & the number of ground crew involved in servicing the aircraft and weapons system.
Success has so many fathers 😂
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Government must come out and clarify whether Shakkar Para is Airborne or SF.
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Yaar fiction bhi toh koi cheez hai.
We are fully aware that every village,district and state in India is a paradise on Earth, oozing with milk and honey and abounding with kindness, humanity and scientific temper.
But let us atleast enjoy fiction, no?
Supreme Court issues notice to makers and producers of web series 'Mirzapur' and Amazon Prime Video, on a petition complaining about the portrayal of Mirzapur district, UP in a bad light in the web series. SC seeks response from the OTT platform and series makers
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India has now become a sponsor of Cross Border Error in the region.
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@hussain_imtiyaz
Because when the NRC comes, those Hindus, Christians, Sikhs, Jains, Parsis and Buddhists who don't have documents to prove their citizenship can take refuge under CAA's provisions, while similarly placed Muslims cannot.
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Did you know, India is the largest manufacturer as well as exporter of Indians in this world?
But paid media will never tell you this, nor will school text books.
For more such gems, enroll in Whatsapp University TODAY!
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If this smog and pollution over North India does not clear by tomorrow, how will NASA take its annual photo of India on Diwali night? How will UNESCO then certify it as the best photo of all time?
Who is answerable if on Sunday we don't get Whatsapp Message with the NASA pic?
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Jokers can put aircraft into the air to shower petals but when it comes to flying down a family of a decorated hero, it is all bureaucracy and red tape.
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