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Stamford Bridge | Self Proclaimed Food Connoisseur | Committed To Building | Beat The Odds , Remain Humble .

Johannesburg, South Africa
Joined June 2011
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@Malcolm_Manko
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@Malcolm_Manko
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How do you even find out if your body can do this ?
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This video LIVES in my head rent free
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@Malcolm_Manko
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This is why "Vat en sit" is important , because what is this ??
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this is how my wife opens bread
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@Malcolm_Manko
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Guys kum'nandi uk'thanda umuntu ok'thandayo.
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@Malcolm_Manko
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Can we do the same nge ANC please .
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Selling 1500 tickets out of 90 000 is crazy 😭😭 how much do you hate Burna Boy?
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@Malcolm_Manko
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Bradlows making shoes now ??
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@Malcolm_Manko
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How to properly eat Marmite :
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@Malcolm_Manko
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Even after a night bath ...
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@Malcolm_Manko
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Guys ithengiswa kuphi iHappily ever after ?? I really want it for me and losisi eng'hlekisana naye .
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@Malcolm_Manko
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@Malcolm_Manko
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"unamanga wena" = tell me more
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Bomboclaat
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@Malcolm_Manko
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"Oh you a fan of the office too ?!"
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@Malcolm_Manko
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One thing about me , is that I'll go through it ...... but I'll pick myself up everytime .
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@Malcolm_Manko
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On the 10th of the 10th month , a 10 was born . Happy Birthday to my Bestfriend and Lover @SihleSimelane11 .
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@Malcolm_Manko
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So Anele will forever catch smoke for that Kelly stunt huh ??
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@Malcolm_Manko
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@Malcolm_Manko
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@majozi4 @brajob_ That statement is vile and xenophobic .... Change your way of thinking .
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@Malcolm_Manko
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Forget the shoe on her waist , is that a wall of cocaine ??
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It’s the corset for me.
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@Malcolm_Manko
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@MelMadiba I'm actually embarrassed on his behalf
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@Malcolm_Manko
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People didn't watch this episode of Black Mirror and it shows 😂
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@Malcolm_Manko
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Konje my gran once gave me R20 for petrol after driving her to Mpumalanga .
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@Malcolm_Manko
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OCTOBER PHOTO DUMP 🤍
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@Malcolm_Manko
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The pressures of "indoda mayibe neTattoo" :
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@Malcolm_Manko
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Yes it's cold , but please bath and stay moisturized . Thank you .
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@Malcolm_Manko
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If anybody falls for "Nike New Balance" then they deserve to get scammed .... I'm sorry 😂😂
@VuyoFanta
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Hi guys i need your help and as many retweets as possible. My cousin saw the sneaker below on IG for her daughter and was told to deposit R1400 she will receive it in the next few days (Scam) this was on the 19/12/20. After that she is blue ticking her, her number is 0727174637🙏🏾
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@Malcolm_Manko
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Life was good when this came out .
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@Malcolm_Manko
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The face. The Girlfriend.
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@Malcolm_Manko
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@Carol_Supreme Jeeeep ?? Jeeeep ??
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@Malcolm_Manko
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@BantuMthabela You do know that you don't need a bed to have sex right ??
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@Malcolm_Manko
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Being highschool cool actually fucked up a lot of people hey .
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@Malcolm_Manko
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Blocking someone while they are typing >>>>>
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@Malcolm_Manko
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Rapist Mentality
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@Malcolm_Manko
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A beef patty ? Ka papa ? Hai guys , niphila is'fuckit for real 😂
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@Malcolm_Manko
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Inkosi Ivumile !
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@Malcolm_Manko
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Which Data are you afraid Zuckerberg might steal ?? diNumber tsa Tshepo ??
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@Malcolm_Manko
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EAST GODS 🔥👏 @Priddy_Ugly @Shane_Eagle Video is too tlean !
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@Malcolm_Manko
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@Malcolm_Manko
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@MazibuKala That's not how twitter works mkhulu ....
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@Malcolm_Manko
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Nope ,mans waited a long time to do this .... He ain't playing ,look at his face
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@Malcolm_Manko
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uMy Lavo ❤️
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@Malcolm_Manko
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show us your lockscreen or seven years of bad luck
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@Malcolm_Manko
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Slow replies from your favourite person physically hurt .
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@Malcolm_Manko
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Wearing bootleg jeans on the first date to see if she really likes you >>>>
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@Malcolm_Manko
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Are those Steve Harvey's teeth ??
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@Malcolm_Manko
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Dating a narcissist has got to be the shittiest thing you could ever do to yourself .
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@Malcolm_Manko
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My grandmother is like a kid now . You promise her you're taking her somewhere , she's ready by 7am and so should you . She called everyone telling them how much of a liar I am and that I made empty promises . It's not even 9am fam WTF 😂😂
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@Malcolm_Manko
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Bese uyam forgeta !
@msresii
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Mosadi wa forgiviwa.
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@Malcolm_Manko
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How to eat olives :
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@Malcolm_Manko
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@_Nadimadisha Mans can't even wear sandals to ice cream dates ....
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@Malcolm_Manko
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Unborn ?? Hand with their finger ?? ... No buddy
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@Malcolm_Manko
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Helping out is not a problem. The problem begins when the people you’re helping out don’t even see the need to help themselves anymore because “uyasebenza wena therefore you will provide for them” … that there , is ububhanxa .
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The sense in this 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
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@Malcolm_Manko
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Your last ride .
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What's this?
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@Malcolm_Manko
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Saying "Ohhh" and pretending you get it just so they can shut up >>>>>
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@Malcolm_Manko
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It would've made more sense if people did this over the 500 billion that was looted
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@Malcolm_Manko
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Just a quick announcement , My girlfriend is amazing 🥰
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@Malcolm_Manko
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@Phislash @SsebuwufuSteph3 @miss_jea1 Correction ... These are Ndebele men dancing here .
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@Malcolm_Manko
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This Tweet is for everyone who's had a difficult 2020 so far. The rest of the year will be better. Let's keep doing our best and take each day as it comes, and may we find healing for the things we can't/don't wanna speak about. ♥️
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@Malcolm_Manko
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Fish fingers are the mawutwana of the ocean .
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@Malcolm_Manko
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Yaba yaba yaba yeeeeeeeh Yaba yaba yaba yeeeeeeeh Yaba yaba yaba yaaaaaaaah
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@Malcolm_Manko
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@FittedZi Brain Body
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@Malcolm_Manko
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Nasty C been avoiding the sun lately
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@Malcolm_Manko
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@sotho_space My Mans is ready to risk it all !! 😂😂
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@Malcolm_Manko
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You had no choice but to bruv , we watched you embarass yourself.
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@Malcolm_Manko
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I'm not a Man Utd fan , but these are facts .
@talkSPORT
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🔥 “Utd’s arguably the biggest sporting brand in the world.” 💰 “If Chelsea is £2.5bn then Man United is worth about £4bn-£5bn!” 🤩 “Man United is an enviable brand, even in the tarnished state it’s in now.” Simon Jordan reacts to the news that people are looking to buy #MUFC .
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@Malcolm_Manko
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I just pray that when I have kids one day they don't turn out like this guy
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@Malcolm_Manko
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Nothing happened the entire video .... Even in the end 😭
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@Malcolm_Manko
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You know how I know he's lying ?? He couldn't stop explaining shit even though he didn't have to ....
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@Malcolm_Manko
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Demons nowadays:
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@Malcolm_Manko
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Had to bring this back to the TL . Gabuza is hilarious 😂😂
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@Malcolm_Manko
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#YourFavouriteAKALine I'm catching flights while niggas catch emotions These flashing lights will make you lose your focus
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@Malcolm_Manko
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I don't care how annoying YouTube ads are , I don't see myself signing up for premium
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@Malcolm_Manko
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What can you do ??
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@Malcolm_Manko
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Somebody's gonna catch your vibe and love it, be patient.
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@Malcolm_Manko
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Do not speak on things you know nothing about .
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@Malcolm_Manko
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Me exploring my other talents now that buvaliwe :
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@Malcolm_Manko
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Niggas that draw lines on their head and eyebrows should date Shoprite cashiers. Linear Equations one side #DateOneSide
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@Malcolm_Manko
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@Moanerleaser Born and raised ekasi , and I still get shocked at some things
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@Malcolm_Manko
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The cries for action on GBV/ femicide in South Africa are falling on deaf ears . Our Government is all talk and no action and our justice system is just non-existent .... failing our sisters to say the least , it's disgusting to witness .
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@Malcolm_Manko
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Has someone ever stopped communicating with you and it made you happy ?? Lol 😂
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@Malcolm_Manko
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@Lushovah @TheOnlyLeray She worked really hard to keep that smile up and fake laugh through all that .... I don't know how she did it 😂😂
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@Malcolm_Manko
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Why are we asking stupid questions ??😂😂
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@_kingnomie This is what happens when you think you are God’s gift to women .
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@Malcolm_Manko
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Don't ask anyone's daughter out on a date to a place you can't afford
@mhlatze
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Ladies can we start being considerate when we order food on lunch dates? Especially when we are not paying... order the food that you’d order even when you were alone. Men go through a lot yhuu 💔💔😭😭😭
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@Malcolm_Manko
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At this point , God can hit the reset button on us .
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Being told you smell nice is up there . A top tier compliment.
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@Malcolm_Manko
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@Tshegokiie Have more than one CV type , it can't be the same for every job you apply for. Companies have different requirements ,have a CV that will cater to those specific qualities that the company is looking for.
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I might just bleed to death running around looking for scissors
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@Malcolm_Manko
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Whenever you don’t receive the same energy back, that’s your sign to stop giving it.
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@Malcolm_Manko
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Wishing 6 figures to everybody reading this🕯️
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@Malcolm_Manko
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Yey vukani , it's my BIRTHDAY ! 🌟🥳
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@Malcolm_Manko
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Can't believe I'm not a millionaire already . Ngimuhle kanje 😭
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Why does this kid look like muscle man ??
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@Malcolm_Manko
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Never mind what's inside ... But brown bread ?? 🤢
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@Malcolm_Manko
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Guys , y'all listen to iPiano on weekdays also ??
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@Malcolm_Manko
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I don't see how this is funny .
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Amanye ama relationships amnandi yazi, cabanga nje sengishaya u baby nge bhakede🤣🤣
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