Malcolm Stewart
@MalcolmStewart
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Walnut Grove, California, USA
Joined May 2009
@vinylwilliams Excuse me but have you ever heard Greta van fleet play in odd meter cuz i havent 🤷♂️ They more like a shittier Aerosmith
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everyone I've ever met who unironically referred to themselves as "straight edge" could really benefit from using some drugs
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@xlostcontrol There's oak trees all over the bay, and all of California for that matter, did you just notice they exist or something lmao
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I stopped going grocery shopping with my dad sometime around 2005 when he once used his leatherman multitool in the produce section to hack the stems of brocolli because he "wasn't going to get ripped off like that"
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did anyone else refer to a Capri Sun as a "juice bag" when they were a child?
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Just saw a dude with a sousaphone and a 40 oz walking down El Camino blvd
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Please extinguish your american spirit before you begin to tell me how much better you feel now that you don't eat animal products
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I've eaten at In-N-Out over two dozen times in the last month. Plz help- I need an intervention before I get colon cancer
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yer not from the delta if ya never almost been blown off the levee by a tomato truck. and after all I always wanted del monte to pay for my funeral
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my sister used to eat whipped cream rolled up in a corn tortilla. She doesn't do that anymore but she's still fucking weird #nationalsiblingday #shittycanoli
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RT @LIL_ICEBUNNY: you're born and you inherit this body you had no hand in shaping. an ancient biomechanoid sculpted by endless cycles of d…
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why is everyone at the 19th st Safeway so gorgeous? stay good lookin Sacramento
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I live in an antique houseboat, which is on land and no longer floating. Does that make it a houseboat, a boat house, or just a house?
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Yeah, I remember the 21st night of September cuz some dick stole all my pot plants that night
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