MalFunctioningGames - Secret In The City 🏙️
@MalFunctionGs
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✨Chaotic/cozy streamer who loves finding the story in everything and all things magic✨Current hyperfixation: Ordem Paranormal ✨
She/Queer/Danish
Joined April 2020
ANNOUNCING "THE SECRET IN THE CITY"! .A #OrdemParanormal fan campaign in English with an international table (com legendas pt-br). "A group of strangers find themselves in the mostly-abandoned ghost town of Pompy. Will they recover long-hidden truths or be forgotten like them?"
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I'm gonna be honest, if Tommy never says anything more than this, that will also be enough. We are not entitled to have him spill his guts to us and he has shown he supports Shelby and believes her.
I will address everything when I am ready but in the meantime please send your love and support to Shelby.
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I'VE BEEN WATCHING CELLBIT THE ENTIRE TIME AND I NEVER NOTICED HIM COVERING THE OBSIDIAN EVEN .ONCE!!! AND HIS FACE NEVER BETRAYED THAT THEY WERE CLOSE!!! WTF!!!.
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Ramon said "fuck your slow burn I'm gonna set the kitchen on fire" /pos.
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O que creatura é essa?!?!?? É um pato cabeludo??!?!.
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I can't believe Tubbo saw THE ONE chatter saying Jaiden has an Envy in her backpack and then immediately made the connection that it could be used to steal the meds. stop metagaming even if the info seems small!!!.
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I love how Cellbit was like "alright guys, I'm gonna go talk to Portugal for a bit" as if they are the spokespersons for their respective countries at an important political conference.
💬 Cellbit made an alliance with Wuant! If someone attacks the brazilian flag, the portuguese will defend. If someone attacks the portuguese flag, the brazilians will defend!.
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Hey fellow QSMP community! The response "it's Minecraft roleplay, it's not that deep" is meant for people getting angry at CCs for character choices, NOT for fans engaging in theories and analyzing characters, their motives etc. The latter is a key part of being in a fandom and.
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Ngl I feel like this was one of the most successful introductions to the QSMP!! Acau wasn't completely overwhelmed with lots of noise and people straight away, he got a full intro with everyone and he ended up exploring with new people through the translator for hours!!.
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Also, did anyone notice how his first response to meeting Acau was to bow respectfully? It was so cute and it's gonna be so interesting to see the difference in their father-son relationship compared to the other's bc of culture differences!.
Chunsik! 춘식! my beloved little Korean egg!!.He is so cute!.I'm so happy to meet him he seem a bit shy (obviously since it's his first day).So cute! .#qsmp #acau
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Wait the Brazilian national anthem sounds so fun!.
O público cantando o hino nacional a plenos pulmões, Rebeca se emocionando no lugar mais alto do pódio e eu chorando junto
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I don't think we've spoken enough about how the wording is that the EGG has adopted THE PARENTS and not the other way around. Makes perfect sense that Pepito would add q!cellbit to his certificate.
GENTE O PEPITO AAAAAAAAAAQAAAAQAAQQAAAAAAAAAA ELE DISSE QUE VAI ENTREGAR PRO QCELLBIT EU TO-AAAAAAAAAAAA
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Normally I don't like homophobia jokes, but knowing everyone on this server is so wholeheartedly for LGBT+ and roleplay it so well without any "haha gay" undertones, I feel refreshingly safe with this kind of banter.
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My biggest fear is that the CCs leaving QSMP will one day stop putting on the subtitle extension on their streams bc they think the international audience hasn't followed them.
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I think it's completely fair if the qsmp team needs time to look at all the things that have surfaced before they make any decisions or statements about Forever bc this is a serious thing and it deserves to be treated with care. I'm not expecting anything for a couple of days tbh.
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Some of Ordem's best moments are when Cellbit gives up on being a mysterious GM because the players are failing to see the obvious kkkkk.
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Don't think about how q!baghera was neglected and tortured throughout her childhood, how she never had a parent to teach her the avian ways, and how she's now found an older crow suffering from an empty nest and how her inner child-bird is aching for approval and love from him.
🔴| Looks like the duckling Baghera needs Crow Father’s help! A boat please father!
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@stylenat_ @hisst4rss @Hector_Juliann As someone who had to move back home at 27 because of rock bottom mental health, the "we don't know their situation" needs to be internalised by more people! Everyone is just out here doing their best.
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For a cat that's still settling in and learning to trust, Duninha is incredibly patient with Cellbit's shenanigans.
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Brasil works 6 days a week as a general thing??? I didn't even know 5 days wasn't the norm everywhere 😳 . (and honestly, it should be 4 days, but that's a later discussion. ).
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I think a lot of the qsmp community issues can be solved if we stop saying things like "the Brazilians said this, the French think that" etc. stop acting like everyone from the same country or who speaks the same language acts and thinks the same! It's a ridiculous notion!.
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Please, for the love of everything use a #NSFW tag when you post sexual art! Especially of RP characters where you know the players are actively looking through fanart tags. Give them the chance to mute stuff like this, please!.
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I feel like people are misinterpreting Lumi's intentions here. I fully read it as her saying "after all you've done to me, please respect this final wish of mine" and not a statement that she believes would hold weight legally. This is appealing to the empathy of the studio and.
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As said before, I think it would be cool if they gave the players beds etc. so it's possible to distinguish between "kidnapped lore" and "CC can't log in for a bit, so they are just chilling at home" (and make the latter the case most of the time).
💬.🌟 I'm not sure if I'm going to log in QSMP. I don't want to do the forcing of the 167th kidnapping. "Oh no guys I'm leaving for one week. Oh no. Walter Bob. " I'll do a lore when coming back.
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This is a perfect example of what we are NOT going to do. She is not a public person and likely being fed lies by the person she's in love with. Do not harass her, just ignore her. Also, a woman defending a shitty man is NOT worse than the shitty man himself 🙄.
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Ordem Paranormal is officially canon in Denmark!!! . The merch got here all safe and sound and the only issues I had were with the European FedEx kkkkk I'm so happy and I can already tell the Morte hoodie is gonna be a new all time favourite 🖤
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RAY FULL ON GRABBED GERARD'S ASS AS THEY WALKED OFF STAGE FOR THE LAST TIME.
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Not gonna lie, it makes me really excited to hear that one of the creators say their cubito remembers what happened in Purgatory, because that was just let go of so fast by everyone else (who has woken up).
📼| #Roier: I won't care so much about him (Pepito) . because I know all of this is only a distraction for my mind, because I still remember everything that happened on the Purgatory, I remember every second of it. I know everything is just a fucking distraction. Those eggs are
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Galera, eu tenho uma pergunta sobre OSNF. I have been told that healthcare and hospital stays are free in Brazil, even for tourists in an emergency! Então, por que Equipe E precisa pagar por visitar ao hospital?? This has been on my mind for months 🙈.
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Having been introduced to how Minecraft works through QSMP, how does anyone do anything in vanilla Minecraft?? I booted it up yesterday, and just the fact that I don't have a mini map is immediately throwing me off - how do I find things again?? I am scared to adventure like this.
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Wait, are you telling me that when every other person has logged on, everyone has Immediately messaged to meet up so they can be told about Empanada, but NO ONE has told Foolish and he's been on for like an hour??.
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Also, seeing these three admins getting their goodbye moments makes me wish even more that Lumi, Artea, Ryan, Shade and Cherry were allowed to log on one last time to say their goodbyes as well.
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I think it would be a great move if they said xx amount or % goes to the admin, like how charity merch does, both so we know we are directly supporting them, but also as a way for Quackity to show he's heard the issues about clear communication. It would help regain trust a lot!.
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In lore, it's kinda fitting that the little eggies are spending their final days with the Grim Reaper and letting Bad keep their backpacks and deliver their goodbye letters etc. (except for Chay and Lulah, they went with The Goddess Of Death instead, as is their birthright).
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It's official, Forever is out of the QSMP!. (Also getting this notification reminded me to unfollow him on twitch, for some reason I had forgotten to check that platform when unfollowing)
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The Foolish difficulty has the Roier voice line intro.
i already know Foolish is not beating Enigma do Medo, Cellbit will have to make a "Foolish difficulty"
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I like to think Lobinho has to approve all characters and important Ordem Paranormal decisions and that's why he's seemingly at all the meetings.
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I kinda hope Cellbit gets the clip for Ordem Paranormal changed (QT said she'd send a thing to everyone in case they wanted something else) to either the Nidere intro or the cell phone clutch clip bc I feel like either of those represent the event better for outsiders.
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I think G just said that he thought about the shirts when they werent a band anymore and thought "damn that would've looked so good if we were still a band".
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It's kinda sad to hear that Ros has to have chatters keep tabs on certain players just so she can build in peace. I think it would be great if people respected a quick "btw, I'm just chilling out of lore today" and then planned to do Big Revenge Arcs another day. Kinda+.
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Gerard also tried to catch a ratatouille doll but it fell in front of the stage and he said he wasn't going to jump down because "that's where the rats live" #MCRROTTERDAM.
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Low-key kinda sad that the rescue lore for Baghera and Cellbit was dropped. Kinda just feels like another time awesome individual lore got scrapped because of the server events.
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Read this! He is being incredibly open about some hard things, and the least people can do is take the time to listen. (But also TW for sexual assault, mocking of sexuality, and abuse - it's not an easy read).
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I'm JUST commenting on the first two tweets, but I find it interesting how I don't think a single English speaking CC had an egg admin from their own culture, but with the non-anglo CCs it's seen as a requirement? A lot of the culture sharing happened between the CCs and their.
I think there's a lot of mistakes to unpack. The fist one is the decision of giving a non latin american “egg” to all latin-american, spanish speakers. We saw it witch Chunsik; if they are the “Korean egg” it's kinda sad for them not to even actually be Korean +
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Seeing q!Foolish use and enjoy his office so much reminds me of how older Doozers said that none of the things he built for others really got used previously, so I feel like he doesn't want another builder to feel that same disappointment over empty builds.
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Okay, last tweet for tonight, but I think another part of why these QSMP egg goodbyes hurt so much, is the family dynamic. No parent should have to say goodbye to their child forever, and that makes everything hit harder because it bleeds into how they talk & act.
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I think the only thing that irked me about the egg beef today is that Pepito was "claimed" by Sunny twice bc "he's her brother" but no one mentioned that he's also Leo's family (+ pretty much the only other egg Leo spends time with). But that was such a small thing in a fun event.
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KKKKK they are jumping on poles and Cellbit said "it's just like sex" and then Ellum read a chatter saying "me in my most ace moment" 😆.
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I'm glad Quackity is such a good friend, in fact, I've never doubted that he is! I just wish he'd be just as good of a CEO, which is what these *things* Missa mentions are about. Just because he excels at one, does not mean he can't he shit at the other.
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and of course he didn't see the Sshhh emotes until AFTER he had said the thing about the medication, so it looked like chat was confirming that theory when in reality we were telling people not to talk about what was in other players' inventory 🤦♀️.
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Everyone loves cc!foolish! Now q!foolish that's a whole other can of worms my dear Tubbo.
#Tubbo: "I dont understand . I thought living with Foolish would prevent this. Everyone loves Foolish!". Someone tell Tubbo that Foolish has never known a moment of peace, and might be the most actively pranked person on the entire QSMP lmaooooooo
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@SaintsofGames I'm really enjoying how quickly the admins are responding to the needs of the players, both in terms of making rule updates to keep everything fresh, but also the silly things like giving Jaiden a trophy for most deaths and them interacting with players as little creatures! It.
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Leo has a netherite pickaxe and refused to show it properly to Roier when he pointed it out, because she's not supposed to, so she threw a diamond one for him to see and ran out the door, but that wasn't dramatic enough, so she ran back in only to immediately TP away 💀.
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The "you will be banned/blocked" would be so powerful! If it happens on Twitter, block them on the official QSMP accounts so they can't see updates. If it happens in chat, cross ban them across all the QSMP streamers! Send a strong message that they can't participate!.
Him as a content creator NEEDS to adress this type of things and call out his community in a specific manner.No more “dont be xenophobic” “qsmp is to unite communities” but “If you watch me and do this and that you will be banned/punished”.
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I know this is like the smallest problem here, but knowing the prison event was a spur of the moment thing made in 5 days makes me even more upset that it interrupted the rescue mission that had been building up.
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Language question! Everyone is saying "the driver has a daughter!!" because the writing is in purple, but wouldn't it say "obrigada" if it had been written by a girl? So shouldn't we be assuming he has a son?.
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I can't imagine qsmp without Richas. But I'm just so glad he gets to leave on his own terms (at least as far as we know) and gets to say goodbye etc. without the stress of a canon egg death.
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Seeing Cellbit cringe his way through the shots on live last night, there was just no way, in any universe, that man was ever going to beat Foolish in a drinking competition 💀.
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Seeing Foolish take Ros seriously, take her aside so he can praise her work and builder stamina to make it clear she is appreciated and then inviting her to hang out and help with the quest, the two things she was missing, is actually making me so emotional 🥹 my comfort streamer.
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Just a good reminder to not use acronyms too much (or at least explain them) when communicating with the new Korean QSMP viewers since the translator won't know how to translate things like /RP or CCs!! We should also remember to explain the whole q! thing so they don't get lost!.
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Cellbit made it clear that he didn't want it to be seen as an alter ego, split personality or DID character, so good to spread this amongst the community!!! . Characters obviously don't have this info, but we do, so worth keeping in mind when talking about q!Cellbit!!.
Reminder to everyone! Cell is NOT a alter ego!!!! Cell is Cellbit and Cellbit is Cell. qPac separates Cellbit for peace of mind as a trauma response.
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Gerard just said he doesn't put on boas anymore - it's too hot. But he took it on stage and "made it nice for her" but "I'm not a paperdoll, sorry!" #MCRROTTERDAM.
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I completely agree with Etoiles and I hope all the CCs who are able join tomorrow so they all get their own closure with the server and one last time together (and to remember why they love making content with each other so we get to have more international lobbies after QSMP).
#Etoiles was talking about how he feels super ill right now and was hesitant to go to the #qsmp event tomorrow and then said this:
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Please don't take this as me putting smp's against each other because it's not, but I remember how refreshing it was to have some of the male QSMP streamers immediately call out and name what was happening with hate towards Baghera on stream, bc it's so incredibly rare that.
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Oh also, Quackity said they'd spoken to the CCs about this next era behind the scenes and they were all hyped for it, so that makes me less worried. I'm gonna try to enjoy the chaos of the unknown for the rest of the week and be excited for what they have cooking.
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@DuneDoArt 100% agree, but unfortunately any team Cellbit is on is gonna be unbalanced in terms of fanbase (if we go by viewers) the only people who pull the numbers he does on most streams are Quackity and Mariana and Will (if my memory serves me right) but they rarely log on.
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This is actually so incredibly disappointing. I thought him switching between pronouns etc. for Leo meant he understood, but I guess he really doesn't . (The translation is in the answers).
If any of my non Spanish speakers followers want this translated just ask! Context is vegetta making fun of non-binary accommodations
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Bless @kendomurft for still trying to speak in English occasionally to keep Bad's viewers updated after he died - you are doing so well Kendo, both with the game and with your English!! Definitely rooting for you 💓.
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Someone did not translate the discourse between the Mexican and Brazilian parts of the community that clashed over the perils of speaking out on political topics as a Mexican. We've JUST been through this and it was not a pretty discussion. Turns out free speech is not as
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IT'S TIME FOR ENIGMA DO MEDO!! . I am so excited to FINALLY start this game! I haven't played the demo, and avoided as many spoilers as I can - I am playing with the original voice acting and English text e eu tenho legendas pt-br na tela como sempre - Vamo!!. link 👇
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It's honestly amazing that Foolish predicted three things during this one stream alone (mini mes ✅ dinosaurs ✅ meteors ✅).
to put some brightness on the tl, here’s foolish being the comic relief during the recent presidential debate
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Not only this, which is an excellent point, when people asked Acau what he wanted to be referred to as, he said Acau, and (at least to me) he sounded kinda uncomfortable when people suggested Crocodile and repeated Acau back to them.
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I've said it before and I'll say it again q!trump's parents messed up by naming him that in terms of getting the community to engage with the egg, and his death would've been a bigger thing if he had had a regular name!.
This shit made me CRY. I need everyone to read this post RIGHT NOW.I want to add that this death is WHY the it takes a village mindset started. WHY Bad asks if there are eggs that need to be taken care of. THIS IS WHY AN EGG WILL NEVER BE ABANDONED AGAIN. TRUMPET MY BABY BOY😭
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@BagheraEnglish I'm sorry, but I'm gonna need some extra context for the context - what is demographic rearmament??.
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Absolutely no hate to the admins for choosing to do this, but as a viewer, it feels kinda disappointing that Missa gets to see the place when it took several months of quests for Foolish to gain the Capybaras' trust enough for them to show him. Kinda ruins the importance/goes a.
Snipybara and the new capybara, Luismi, are showing Missa the Capybara Village. They're showing Missa the houses, and also showed Missa the throne room, for Foolish!
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@Kaye_TheDragon Carre is the much older sibling who has left home as an accomplished adult and checks in occasionally - more of an uncle to the youngest ones, who he always makes laugh. Cellbit pretends he's the oldest. Slime is a bit younger than Cell. Foolish and Jaden are twins, closer in.
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she is in her full right to let everyone know that if they find a new actor, it is without her blessing. Whether or not they uphold her wishes is on them, and if they don't, then it's up to each individual viewer to decide if Limo's wishes matter to them.
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what makes engaging with stories and media fun! If fans stopped thinking and talking about the events, it would be a disservice to the great work the CCs are putting in (and to ourselves as viewers). There is NOTHING wrong with writing 'essay threads' on characters or arcs.
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Actually, looking at this design again, what's the second set of teeth for? From a monster anatomy point of view? Seems counterproductive to have teeth that can only bite part of yourself.
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Lore was the one begging for another cat, but Cellbit is acting like he was secretly doing the same thing.
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Sim mas não também. I'm dog shit at reaching out to people because my ADHD induced object permanence unfortunately also happens with people. But once I'm reminded, all of those fond feelings I have for a person hits me like a truck, so it's definitely not because I don't care.
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I completely agree but I also agree with the many people saying there is no reason for qrt'ing his statement with things like "I'm not sorry I believed" because it feels insensitive, unnecessary, and like the most important thing is for those people to feel like they are absolved.
You don’t have to apologize for believing what you thought was a victim. But now that we know that Cellbit himself is a victim, it would be great if he could be extended that very same courtesy, love, and support. That’s all.
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Oof, reading the quotes on this is making me feel like shouting at the void about (to me) basic human nature. 1. Not everyone has the same lived experiences as you, especially when taking different generations and different cultures into account. "Common sense" is not all.
Ok here is the tweet I promised : there has been a lot of misunderstanding regarding some of my old tweets and situation, so let's clarify evrything !. I posted a tweet several years ago where I explained why the LeLive channel had been banned to a friend. It was banned because a.
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@BagheraEnglish Noooo!!! I hope she's not actually feeling bad about it because it was a great move in RP for all the characters involved!!.
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@ZuacKitty Quackity l. And he runs back in and out like three times. Cellbit is next, with tears of frustration. Spreen leaves laughing. Foolish stays in the room doing his little dance, not entirely sure if they were fighting for real or for roleplay.
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@Imelqt Oh how I hope he knows the morning crew all log in between 5 and 6pm UK time, so he could absolutely spend a few hours with them if he wanted!.
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#RespectInQSMP.It's actually scary that people would actively choose to be xenophobic and send hate in order to defend a stranger they don't know JUST IN CASE said stranger feels upset. Talk about being parasocial!! And delusional as well since said stranger they worship is.
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I'm so confused!!! We were told the server was gonna scale back a lot and that there'd be no NPCs etc. during them fixing things, and now this is happening? Please keep us updated on BTS changes so I can decide if I can be excited about this or not 😭.
i'm so sorry ratinhos, foolish got the same cinematic 😭. also him thinking the eyes were all the horses he's killed 💀💀💀💀
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I'm finally realizing that the reason I'm a Bolas viewer is not just bc my fave streamers are in that team, but because the way they approach the event aligns with how I would, because the shady tactics and constant need for conflict that Blue does just grates me a little.
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I actually don't think the eggs being immortal has lessened the effect of having them at all, it's actually kinda only improved it for me! The money system has replaced the need for egg tasks and we still get all the fun interactions just hanging out with the eggs!!.
notice how since the eggs have been inmortal chat has been completely chill and normal about leo doing things by herself even in dungeons.
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Ngl the issues we are having with abandoned lore will only get worse the more players join, and I'm beginning to think having a server this big be an RP focused server (bc lets be real, it turned into an RP server real quick despite saying its not JUST that) might not be possible.
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I really hope any Brasilians who are able to watch Bagi rn translates for the rest of us! Her title says "important conversations" so I'm assuming she'll mention some QSMP stuff.
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as long as they are written in a manner that is being respectful to the CCs and acknowledging that it's a RP discussion. It is VERY possible to engage in discourse without it being about shouting hate at things. Calmly discussing different points of views is fun and how we learn.
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I will be so sad if I never see Foolish, Baghera, Cellbit, Tina and Bagi in a lobby again.
this last event is reminding me how much I love all of these creators together and I'm hoping it's reminding all of them too so we get them to keep hanging out 😭🩷.
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