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2 years
This is the most messed up love story on the internet rn😂😂😂
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@MakanakiBrand
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2 years
No matter the situation you're facing, always ensure to keep it cool!!!😂😂😂
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@MakanakiBrand
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2 years
They just lost their friend because they were dumb😂😂😂
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I honestly thought he was disabled at first😂😂😂. Wetin una dey do Tinubu no good ohh
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@MakanakiBrand
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2 years
Such a smooth pickup line. Rate this over 10
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@MakanakiBrand
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4 years
Her: "Hey fine boy, does your mum sell Okro because you draw my attention" Me: "Is your mum and daddy that will sell Okro, bastard"🤣
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4 years
Zlatan is spontaneous and talented, one hour trend yesterday baba carry am do song. Abeg big ups to you baba, but true your pikin resemble Naira Marley, you done solve the matter? #TheMATTER @Zlatan_Ibile
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@MakanakiBrand
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1 year
Dear @PoliceNG @Princemoye1 , A friend of mine just got raped a few hours ago by a lawyer who resides in Abuja.
@MakanakiBrand
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1 year
Please who knows any institution you can report rape to in Abuja. Please i need it asap!
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4 years
@fkabudu "We dey Gidigba! We pin" - F.K. Abudu (2020)
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@MakanakiBrand
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2 years
I put it to you that everyone who watches this makes the same mistake. Don't lie you did too😂😂
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@MakanakiBrand
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4 years
Please help me ask Unilag authorities whether we can do night class. I mean for those of us that subscribe for night plan instead of day. Sholewerk?
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@MakanakiBrand
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1 year
This one is Tom Bruise😭😭😂
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@MakanakiBrand
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2 years
This is Surreal!!! Let me know when you see it😂😂😂
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@MakanakiBrand
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2 years
It is always "He cheated on me". Ifeanyi talk truth na you cheat we know😂😂😂
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@MakanakiBrand
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2 years
She literally said "you're still here?" Kids are so beautiful
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@MakanakiBrand
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2 years
What some ladies do for money is unbelievable 🥴🥴🥴
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@MakanakiBrand
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1 year
Only guys know the difference 😂😂😂
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@MakanakiBrand
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2 years
Is this what all this Loan apps have to go through to collect their money back?😂😂😂
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@MakanakiBrand
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2 years
Eat better food ohh abeg, incase you vomit in public. My guy vomited rice with no meat or dodo yesterday, shame catch me. I had to go buy meat and plantain to put on top😂😂😂
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@MakanakiBrand
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2 years
When you get into a fight with your girl and she hits you with her dildo
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@MakanakiBrand
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4 years
You’re dragging God on twitter now? Because you’re part of the “Woke twitter geng”? For likes and retweets? Pity is an understatement
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@MakanakiBrand
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1 year
Please whose father is this😂😂😂?
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@MakanakiBrand
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1 year
If bad luck was a person 😂😂😂
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@MakanakiBrand
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2 years
Once you start enjoy the benefits of a relationship without being in one you'll become totally uninterested being in one.
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@MakanakiBrand
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2 years
So I ask you one more time, are you a virgin? 😂😂😂
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@MakanakiBrand
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4 years
Stop putting in so much energy for people who don't care!
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@MakanakiBrand
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2 years
Sometimes your babe be making you lose guard nisha😂😂😂
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@MakanakiBrand
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4 years
She said yes guys!
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@MakanakiBrand
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1 year
Afrobeats or Amapiano? Whatever genre you vibe with,stream music on Apple Music FREE for 6 months. Text Music to 8000 and enjoy! #MTNxAppleMusic #MTNPulseDigitalArmy
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@MakanakiBrand
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2 years
You drive a sienna and you're complaining that the ladies you're toasting are ignoring you, stop it baba ibeji
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@MakanakiBrand
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2 years
Senior man who goes you too?😂😂😂
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@MakanakiBrand
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2 years
If you understand this you're going to Hell fire😂😂😂
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@MakanakiBrand
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4 years
Tell me something more painful than this. For the first 10 seconds you'll forget how to breathe💔😫
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@MakanakiBrand
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4 years
IG people no too bright, na just "awwwwnnn" and " Spit on us we are your..." full there.
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@MakanakiBrand
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1 year
Universal solution to problems😂😂. Guys do you agree?
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@MakanakiBrand
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4 years
@Mayolamoomy I know its nonsense but someone should please summarize the nonsense for me😂
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2 years
@whales0073 Cassava, Garri, Ewa jsjhkpgoluayksjbd
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2 years
@Brawny1_ Donald trump and the rock?
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1 year
Enjoy this super awuf, only available on Tuesdays -
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@MakanakiBrand
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1 year
Become a millionaire in the MoMo Refer & Win Promo Just dial *671# and refer your friends and family. T&Cs apply. #MoMoBetterPassCash #MTNPulseDigitalArmy
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@MakanakiBrand
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2 years
I never tell the POS woman anything she don press N1,100😩😩
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@MakanakiBrand
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1 year
visit and track all your actual data and call usage #myMTNNGApp #MTNPulseDigitalArmy
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2 years
All men do is LIEEEEEE😂😂😂. He's even lying without flinching😂😩😩
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@MakanakiBrand
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3 years
@CleverlyAhmed But who's richer? Who get PJ ? Got his whole team iced? Drive the most luxurious car ? Leave in the most expensive house? Gets more shows? More streams and views ? More followers? Getat abeg. Compare Wizkid with Tekno abeg
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@MakanakiBrand
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4 years
Conduct: Oga, give me N150 + your N200 so that I give you N950 Me:
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@MakanakiBrand
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1 year
Do you agree with her analogy and why?
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@MakanakiBrand
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4 years
Fuck! I'm finally a victim of what you ordered Vs what you recieve 💔💔💔😭 Fuck online vendors mehn!
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@MakanakiBrand
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4 years
This is just a gentle reminder that Erica and her "Elite" didn't reach the target of their gofundme account before she brought it down. Good morning!
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@MakanakiBrand
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4 years
My Favorite fruit is puff puff, what's yours?
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@MakanakiBrand
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2 years
I don't know who needs to hear this but as a lady if you turn down a man because he's not in your class or because he's broke or for whatsoever reason, have the decency to never bring it up after he makes money or becomes the person you never thought he would. Don't be shameless!
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@MakanakiBrand
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1 year
@MTNNG On the world stage, they shine like stars! 🌟🌍 Let's unite in cheering our Super Falcons as they make us proud in the FIFA Women's World Cup! 🇳🇬⚽ #ThisIsNaija #WhereFootballLives #MTNPulseDigitalArmy
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2 years
Treat yourself to a new smartphone, and enjoy up to 9GB free +100% data bonus for 6 months when you purchase the new Tecno Camon 19 series. Available at select MTN stores and authorized dealer outlets. # #MTNPulseDigitalArmy
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@MakanakiBrand
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2 years
He definitely didn't miss leg day😂😂😂
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@MakanakiBrand
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4 years
I definitely can’t wait for Davido’s album abegggg. My ears needs 30BG tunes onlyyyy Cc: @IamMayorKun @davido Frodd | #BBNaijaReunion | #fearwomen | Esther
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@MakanakiBrand
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3 years
@Zahra_Naija Or raise their hand for you to carry them >>>>
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@MakanakiBrand
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2 years
Show us a router more beautiful than the MTN 5G routers. We'll wait 👀 Visit to pre-order this beauty now! #MTN5G #TheWonderOf5G #MTNPulseDigitalArmy
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@MakanakiBrand
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2 years
It's time to play! The most competitive family game show is here! Take part in the MTN Family Feud Nigeria game show by competing against other families and get cool cash rewards! Send "FF" and your name to "205" to participate now! #MTNPulseDigitalArmy
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@MakanakiBrand
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1 year
Don't miss Burna Boy on Apple Music Live! 💃💛 Text "Music" to 8000 for 6 months free Apple Music Subscription. Available on IOS & Android Devices #MTNxAppleMusic #MTNPulseDigitalArmy
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@MakanakiBrand
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2 years
Unlimited 5G Plans? Here are the updates to the questions you all asked! #MTNPULSEDIGITALARMY
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@MakanakiBrand
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4 years
@Naija_PR The guy on durag should try doing his own at the back stage abeg. It'll slap harder there😂💔
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@MakanakiBrand
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2 years
Has anyone tried out this feature on the myMTNNG? You can download the myMTN app now to check your data consumption on your android and IOS devices ! #MTNPulseDigitalArmy
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4 years
@UnclePamilerin I’d follow everyone that like this post
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2 years
This is not right😂😂🤲
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@MakanakiBrand
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4 years
Being a source of happiness to your parents>>>>>>>
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1 year
Do you understand?😂😂😂
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@MakanakiBrand
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4 years
After the Omothee and AuntyRisi fight and couple others, I've come to the conclusion that ladies do more of slutshaming each other than guys. And it is when that gender can corrects that ill that is when the other gender would start taking to correction. Practice your teachings.
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@MakanakiBrand
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1 year
The cameraman had just one job and he delivered 😂😂💀
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@MakanakiBrand
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2 years
Round 1 of the MTN mPulse Spelling Bee Competition is still on! Are you a primary or secondary school student between the age of 9 and 15? Here's an opportunity to showcase your spelling skills in the MTN mPulse Spelling Bee!
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@MakanakiBrand
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4 years
Me: Mum I'm going to an audition for American Got Talent Mum: take your younger brother along with you My younger brother:
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4 years
I never hear Jingle bell this year Abi bell don spoil?
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1 year
I'm sure even God is tired of Nigerians😂😂😂. What is this????
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@MakanakiBrand
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2 years
Intro tech teacher sef dey call himself Tech bro
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@MakanakiBrand
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4 years
"I want an Ozo... I want an Ozo..." Does an Ozo want you😂?
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@MakanakiBrand
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4 years
It is not by wearing matching Palm Angels or Lomotifs If you get belle shey your boyfriend go collect am?
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4 years
Davido got me checking time every minute to confirm if its 7pm yet. We know OBO is not like some of your Favvv that has promised Album since 1964
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Insults in other languages|| Insults in Yoruba
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FR∆NCIS (Not the pope)
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Bomboclaat
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Become a millionaire in the MoMo Refer & Win Promo Just dial *671# and refer your friends and family. T&Cs apply. #MoMoBetterPassCash #MTNPulseDigitalArmy
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@MakanakiBrand
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4 years
When you take online driving classes, and you finally decide to hit the road😂
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@MakanakiBrand
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4 years
Telling someone "I'm not going to spoil the show but there's is a huge twist at the end" is a spoiler itself 😫
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@MakanakiBrand
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4 years
You can't tell me otherwise, this is someone's grandmother.
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@MakanakiBrand
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4 years
Every mirror created was purchased in a used condition. Think about it!
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@MakanakiBrand
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4 years
You have changed? Yes I have changed, I no go allow una kill me before my time!
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@MakanakiBrand
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4 years
Why do people hide their offering in church? Why the disguise 😂?
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@MakanakiBrand
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4 years
If your church choir doesn’t sing “oba Lori aye” after “you make me wonder”, change church.
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@MakanakiBrand
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2 years
Would you like to be our CEO for a day, win an ICT lab for your school, and much more? Hurry now and join the MTN Spelling Bee Competition. Round one is ongoing and ends October 23rd. Visit #MTNPulseDigitalArmy
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@MakanakiBrand
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4 years
Me as an interpreter Pastor: He closed his eyes and died Me: Ò sun ò gór Pastor: But he resurrected the third day Me: Ò ji ò gbópe loading din din loading
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@MakanakiBrand
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2 years
Cheers to super-fast internet, zero latency, and zero buffering in Nigeria. Enjoy MTN 5G with lighting bolt speed 💨 #MTN5G #MTNPulseDigitalArmy
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@MakanakiBrand
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4 years
Who else noticed that all where they with was hill for not open grass move to shout along the vehicle. So irritating!
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@MakanakiBrand
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3 years
@Symply_Tacha Like you didn't do worse! Sinner insulting the Devil🤮🤮🤮
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@MakanakiBrand
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4 years
For a student in the university is 3k enough for 2 weeks?
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@shiestyG_ Lmao Me I'm horny please, don't just touch my head. Give me head.
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4 years
Hearing "I love you" hits different than "I love you too". True or False
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@MakanakiBrand
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4 years
Let’s join hands in congratulating Mr President on his latest cash out. Buhari’s N850bn is the largest sum in the history of yahoo. We go buy benzooo😂
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@MakanakiBrand
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4 years
@MBuhari @asdap4u2c Commiserate with Asuu and Nigerian students instead
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@MakanakiBrand
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4 years
English: I don't want to rinse it Yoruba: Infection
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@MakanakiBrand
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2 years
Watch Fisayo Fosudo bust some myths about 5G .Go ahead and share this to stop misinformation. 😉 #MTNPulseDigitalArmy
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