Mailman Jack
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America’s Favorite + 1 — Throws Left — Bats Right — Burrito Connoisseur — I like the White Sox — Lazy
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The
#WhiteSox
front office is that person in front of you at the Jewels paying with a check.
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Hey Chicago, it’s Friday and I have a liter of RC, y’all know what that means!
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Yesterday we said goodbye to the best dog ever, Fred. Hopefully we brought him as much joy as he brought to us.
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Good gawd!
@93XRT
is killing this
@LinBrehmer
tribute. Sorry people, you’re mail might be a little damp today. Is it snowing outside?
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When you heard his voice on the radio, you felt a strong kinship with Lin, if you actually had the pleasure to meet and speak with him, you realized he really was our best friend in the whole world. This really hurts, my most heartfelt condolences to his family.
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Some delicious deep dish cuz I live in Chicago and I occasionally get deep dish.
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Delivering part of another route for some overtime. (Wearing a Sox cap) Gentleman meets me at the door “Your Sox will never make the playoffs!”
I smile, ignore him and turn around.
“Your White Sox will miss the playoffs!”
I smile and wave.
He yells “F—k you!”
I love it. 😂
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Tell me you’re a jagoff without telling me you’re a jagoff.
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12 jalapeños
1 brick of cream cheese
.80 pound of bacon
Weber Chicago steak seasoning
Into the smoker until bacon is crispy
I’m not sure I’ll share
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A well watered sidewalk is a necessity for the home of a jagoff.
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My wonderful wife made us a delicious homemade pizza, she rocks! 🔥
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What’s your “go to” pizzas toppings? Mine is most likely sausage and mushroom.
#ChicagoPizza
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Had to run to the Jewels for some milk, a nice person walks past me without breaking stride..
“You gave it a good run in the
#108Tourney
. Go
#WhiteSox
”
I had no idea of the power of the tourney.
@fromthe108
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Who goes to Mexico, comes home, goes and picks up his dog from his in-laws, then orders his lazy ass a beautiful pizza on the way home with the pooch? This guy!
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I always kid around that I out-kicked my coverage when I married my wonderful wife, but it’s true. Today she got confirmation that she is now a National Board Certified Teacher and I couldn’t be more proud of her. Congrats, sweetheart, you earned it!
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Me pretending like I know who Connor Bedard is when that one hockey dude on my route catches me outside today.
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Answering the phone saying AHOY is my new go to.
Alexander Graham Bell suggested that telephones should be answered with the word AHOY. HELLO was Thomas Edison’s suggestion.
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It’s like going to Czechoslovakia, you zip in, you zip out.
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I feel like the display of unnecessary firearms is hindering the process of the puzzle working.
I'll be here putting together this puzzle waiting for Pritzker to knock on my door and take my guns. I will not comply.
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I’m so Chicago, I party cut my breakfast pizza, even though imma eat the whole GD thing myself for chrissakes.
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I’m so old I remember when
#Lollapalooza
had a guy on the road with them who had cannonballs shot into his prodigious belly.
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Happy heavenly birthday to my Dad, he passed in ‘93 and I still miss him like crazy. He still visits me in the strangest times/places, in a good way. (That dude had a great head of hair and sense of humor)
#FunFact
October 6th was also my parent’s wedding anniversary.
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This cap is so fresh and clean looking, I’m in constant fear of it getting dirty or messed up.
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Happy 25th anniversary to my wonderful wife, it’s been a fantastic ride. ❤️
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I’ve been fighting something lately and woke up feeling like my feet were freezing. These fleece lined USPSxVANS are like little warm blankets and they’re comfy 🔥♥️
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It’s so beautiful
When I get home, I’m gonna make sweet love to a pizza, fries, and a couple beers.
NSFW stuff
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What (in your opinion) is a quintessential Chicago food?
Here’s the catch, we’re gonna exclude:
Deep dish & tavern style pizza
Chicago style hot dog
Italian Beef
I’ll start, the simple yet delicious Big Baby double cheeseburger.
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12 jalapeños
1 brick of cream cheese
.80 pound of bacon
Weber Chicago steak seasoning
Into the smoker until bacon is crispy
I’m not sure I’ll share
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I got these nice Mr Submarine coupons in the mail, so it appears I’ll be getting my drink on, somewhere on Western avenue, very soon.
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Jerry Reinsdorf’s plan of offering FAs Kohl’s cash isn’t bringing them in like he thought it would.
#WhiteSox
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About 27 years ago I married my wonderful wife and I’d do it all over again in a heartbeat. We went to New Orleans on our honeymoon and enjoy going back whenever possible, we love this city.
#FunFact
we shared some pecan pie at Bub City on our first date, a perfect dessert.
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If a place is cash only, it’s usually badass.
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When you make a cheapie frozen pizza do you rearrange the pepperoni so they’re more evenly distributed or just make it as is like a crazy person?
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Happy Birthday to my wonderful wife, you’re a beautiful person, inside and out. Our family is better because of you.
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I can’t let
@CheapSeats411
have all the fun. Chicago pizza rules! (No pop, I used a cue-pon)
#MilanosPizza
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When the Dad that left, pops back up at Christmas, but he’ll be gone to get a pack of smokes on the 26th.
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Had a pretty vivid dream with my father in it. He passed in ‘93, I’m convinced he visits in my dreams occasionally to remind me to enjoy the little things and maybe give a little advice. Thanks, Dad.
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Assistant to the Traveling Secretary, George Costanza, has ingeniously dubbed tonight’s game vs the
#WhiteSox
“Cigarette Night”. Celebrate accordingly.
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I don’t do brisket very often, but this one is pretty, pretty, pretty good.
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On the one year anniversary of Our Best Friend In the Whole World’s passing, enjoy this beautiful writing from
@BrewHandLuke
about a real mensch,
@LinBrehmer
. (Yeah, I tagged Lin)
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Why mail carriers in Chicago appreciate pre-parade weekend.
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Hi
@JohnnyMarsDJ
, my wonderful wife Southside Christina won tickets, Thank you! These seats are 🔥
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It’s chilly this morning, gonna have some hot coffee in my favorite
@LinBrehmer
@93XRT
mug and gotta wear
@TheKinks
#WhiteSox
hat.
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