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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
1 year
My body is here with you, but my mind is outside of town
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
3 years
She woke me up saying I’m snoring, when she fell asleep she started snoring, I woke her up as well. No one slept until morning
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Tumi M
3 years
What is your worst sleepover experience?
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
4 years
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
2 years
“You were very drunk last night” Bathong, akere you saw me drinking alcohol
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
5 months
This is what the N1 from Pta to Plk needs.
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
4 years
Remember this maths 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
4 years
Dating other tribes comes with tribalist in laws too. “Yoh sesi, o jola le lechangane”
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
1 year
We don’t know your real name Thabo zero nine
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
2 years
@TomiRikhotso Wastes money and it’s unhealthy, but we have so many problems we can’t sleep shem
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
1 year
So you can catch a taxi home after being hijacked
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Sandile
1 year
Driving a Polo in RSA teaches you to always have cash in hand.
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
5 years
I don’t know how you were raised but calling someone at 6am is disrespectful
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
4 years
Swilo swa ti relationship swi lava u khendlile
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
3 years
@TshepoTsala There’s being bored, and there’s being stupid… Sometimes it’s both
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
4 years
Normalize telling your girlfriends if you will marry them or not or you’re not sure...
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
3 years
Tag some of the coolest people on your TL…. No drama, no Twars, no insults
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
2 years
Renewing a dick license is R600 now, mayibabo
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
2 years
Now I eat…..
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
2 years
You can have 3 girlfriends and still have pure intentions to all of them
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
6 years
Magoebaskloof, Tzaneen, Limpopo 👌🏿
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
3 years
@Sentletse He was like DA/ActionSA & over 1.5
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
3 years
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
2 years
“Why?” Z
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
2 years
Opposite gate 1 Turf
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
3 years
May you please stop using the “you don’t look Tsonga” line, it’s very distasteful
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
6 years
Cars are expensive people
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
4 years
As long as your partner makes you happy, whether s/he’s married or not is irrelevant
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
5 years
Capital Complex of bofebe, look at the queue
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
6 years
So basically, 1976 students were just wasting their time
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
2 years
@tito_mboweni Just start cooking, that burger is too small
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
4 years
My girlfriend is asking me why are they not going to penalties, that time the kitchen is dirty
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
3 years
@tito_mboweni Another 30 minutes for a chicken? Please put everything in the bin and buy a takeaway
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
6 years
First meal of the day
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
4 years
@nmadzenga The Ellerine group owned most of these shops, they scammed the whole black community
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
4 years
Whatever you’re going through, keep praying, it will pass.
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
4 years
Protect your peace at all cost
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
4 years
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
4 years
If you’re waiting to earn R1m pm in order to drive a Benz, goodluck!
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
6 years
Cyril caught some flu, now eNCA are interviewing professors to tell us what flu is 🤦🏿‍♂️
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
1 year
On promotion at Food Lovers, R179
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
4 years
Gents check on your girlfriends cars if they need wheel alignment, balancing, new brake pads etc. They just drive these cars, they don’t know shit
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
2 years
Hi zameni ka
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
9 years
Stop dating people who give up on you
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
2 years
Why would anyone braai wors like this?
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
4 years
@Milliey__ Yes, why do you think they cheat so much and even make kids outside but she never leaves
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
1 year
@Terry_Royaltee 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 A xi lavi ku hundza hi swilo
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
6 years
Tsonga women are unmatched ❤️
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
3 years
@kulanicool The insurance right now
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
3 years
How do you make 36 albums and they’re all fire? Hai, this man is a very special person
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
4 years
Konje some people have not had sex since the lockdown started on the 27th of March. Day 132
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
5 years
The all new 320d interior
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
4 years
Normalize forgiving your girlfriends for cheating
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
6 years
So this is the dashboard of an M4? This company doesn’t take people serious
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
8 years
My cousin been missing for over a month now. Lives in alex. If you see him, please call me on 0728541591 Please RT
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
6 years
Apartheid denied us of more Doctors moes
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
5 years
Percy Tau can’t be South African
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
6 years
Sex is nice in bed.... The other places we just like things nje
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
4 years
If you had to start from scratch, what Diploma/Degree would you apply for?
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
3 years
Nna I stopped answering married men phone calls on weekend, spend time with your family bro
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
2 years
This weather yi lava i ri na 2 wives
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
1 year
@Thee_Cherri That’s wonderful, ke kgale ba ja dijo tsa rena
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
5 years
My friends have a very nice Sports Medical practice here by Parkside Centre, Ostrich road, Bromhof, Randburg All the runners and players on TL 👇🏽
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
6 years
Some of y’all have trash parents My mother would never allow me to be an absent father
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
5 years
Absa refunded 3 of my unauthorized debit orders this month without me requesting. Ngiyabonga
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
4 years
21 Ismini Platinum park, Office No. G1 ground floor, Polokwane 0700
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
5 years
People will wrong you but start hating you for distancing yourself from them
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
4 years
@kulanicool Mina i just know that girls that drive this car will dribble you like Ronaldinho
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
3 years
It’s okay sometimes to not have an opinion
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
4 years
Yhuuuuuuuu ha.ah, this is hard labour
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
2 years
Black employers will exploit you shem
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
4 years
I hardly enjoy wine, but this one tastes nice nyana
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
5 years
He’s definitely right, boyfriends and girlfriends are single, only husbands and wives are not single
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
4 years
I’m sticking to my people, atleast you get the respect
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
4 years
Hear me out....
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
5 months
Pap plus peri peri on the side
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
4 years
Puff and Pass
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
7 years
The day @TshepoTsala starts making female suits, sinyile 😂😂🙏
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
5 years
I’m paying lobola to a Tsonga woman in December, the wedding is next year... Will never rest until i get the right Tsonga woman
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
3 years
I nge ni ku byela n’wana mhani, siku rin’wani Xikwembu xi ta ku katekisa hi mali yo tola.
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
4 years
@Don_sech They’re good at searching for nonsense
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
2 years
Men are very decisive, if they want to make you their wife, they won’t take that long
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
7 years
When your daughter visits a male Dr, please accompany her. Some of these niggas are not okay up there
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
3 years
My age mates are celebrating 15 years anniversary in marriage, mina I’m busy struggling to make myself a sandwich here 😍
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
4 years
Drink at home. Put your car keys away.
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
4 years
Name a better King ❤️
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
4 years
Xo ka xi nga heli xa hlola, na vusiwana byi ta hela
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
4 years
Whaaaaaaaaaaat???
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
7 years
This Zam-buk still has few months to push 🚶🏿🚶🏿🚶🏿
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
7 years
Dear God You are the one.
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
5 years
Money looks nicer when all your squads is in the same level
@Cherry01_
Cherry on top
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making money and bringing all my friends along with me. we’re getting this bread no matter what
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
5 years
Masters in Business Administration
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
3 years
If you ever bump into this, please remove and throw away, you are probably saving someone’s life
@Michaelmike211
Michael Mhlanga The artist 🖌🇿🇦
3 years
What do you think is going on here
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
7 years
Give your mother R1000, she will do the things that you will do with R10k I don't know how they do it but hey 🤷🏿‍♂️
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
5 years
Why do you teach your children this mara 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
3 years
If a Demo Picanto costs this much, I don’t know anymore
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
5 years
Lunch time
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Ngobeni
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
4 years
Niggas out here acting like they don’t forgive their girls for cheating. We know you do, the only problem is when your friends know you were cheated on.
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
6 years
Conclusion: Only Tsonga women understand Tsonga men.
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
4 years
Sometimes, before you attack people, just check what they do for a living because you’ll embarrass yourself.
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@Mahuntsu
Ngobeni
3 years
🔌
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