Mah-Dry-Bread is not currently a Gengar
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Made a video a day minimum on YouTube for 10 years! https://t.co/G6NvamVXQ9 Partner and @VisNomadic Member! Business Inquiries: [email protected]
Ontario, Canada - EST (UTC -5)
Joined March 2009
I finally got around to making a linktree thing for my Twitter, so now I can replace my pinned tweet with whatever the hell I want. And this is what I want to replace it with right now
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Twitter's on hard mode today. Being a fake Pokemon fan is hard work
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STILL don't know what a rush starter is, so I guess that's proof I'm a fake Pokemon fan.
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@GOGcom There is no way you're not putting it on the store because of the opinion of gamers. They can just choose not to buy that game. Who cares if a game they don't want to play is simply on the platform?. You just don't want the platform pulled from China.
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I don't usually get angry tweets/comments of this style! Probably because my audience is something like 98% over 18. The douchey comments I usually the 8 paragraph ones about how they have a PHD in Pokemon and that I suck at it. Then they psychoanalyze me, like weirdos.
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@GOGcom I don't exactly blame you, it's a massive market and I can understand not wanting to lose that revenue. But don't lie to your customers. Just tell them that.
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If you really want to go after me, you don't have to make stuff up. Just criticize me over my constant typos!. That shit's never changing. I missed a whole word in the last tweet.
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Why are so many of you saying "I'm sorry you have to deal with this"? This is hilarious! It's why I shared it!. The psychoanalysis comments suck, but THIS stuff?. Give me this any day, it's a constant source of entertainment. If this is most of what you get, so you're so lucky.
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Like, you guys remember a few months ago when someone emailed me just to say that they had to go to therapy because they were so miserable watching me every day that it's what convinced them to get off their ass and do something?. "You picked Rowlet, quit Pokemon" is just funny.
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I get shit like this all the time. Hell I used to get it just for using in-game rare candies! Like the ones you find on the ground!. Grinding is not challenging. Take this from me. A man most famous for grinding. Hacked in rare candies used responsibly makes for a better video.
This is in response to a nuzlocker using rare candies to level up underleveled pokemon in a nuzlocke after something dies. I’ll say this again, mindlessly mashing a to grind levels doesn’t make a game harder.
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Just woke up, looks like you guys really liked that tweet. Maybe I need to start sharing the wild shit I get sent more often. Remember that time a stranger asked me to buy them a game for their birthday because "YouTubers are loaded"?.
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Hey if I die because I end up waiting too long for treatment, pester news sites into writing articles about my death so that Twitter has enough of my name on news sites to verify me posthumously. That would be hilarious.
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Hey! I hope this isn't too difficult to read in this format, Twitlonger is down. tl;dr - Fatima and I have seperated, we're still very supportive of each other, this was mutual, and we don't want to make a big deal of it but also know you guys need to know. Please give it a read
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RONA UPDATE:. We're good! Fatima's test just came back negative!. The friend she came into contact with is pretty sick now. We got really lucky.
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It's my 30th birthday today!. Unfortunately I'm probably gonna be bedridden most of the day, but I have a blood test around 1pm. They're gonna check cortisol and liver enzymes. Weird birthday present but maybe it will help.
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Holy shit, contender for new worst sponsorship request email I've gotten
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I just used the computer for an hour without any pains or racing heart. I know that sounds like it isn't much, but it's massive progress! Maybe I can start at least working on scripts or something soon. I don't wanna push it, but I miss working.
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Oh yeah! Here's the playlist of the actual playthrough he was mad about me picking Rowlet in: Sorry, I just assumed you all already knew since it was just my followers who saw this. Then I woke up and it's been retweeted into Pokemon twitter.
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IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! I'm 28 years old now!. Expect my usual yearly birthday stream later today! Just gotta do some stuff first. Plans for the day:. - Finish a Pokemon Challenge. - Edit a bit. - Birthday Vlog. - Birthday stream.
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Yeah, kinda busy trying not to be "Dead Youtuber"
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I woke up to over a hundred emails, mostly from Patreon. I went to check the pledges, and just holy shit. I think I can actually take a week off
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"You must post a redemption run for Chansey as soon as possible". Kinda feel like I have bigger priorities than redoing an entire video when someone does a similar challenges and wins at a lower level
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Meet Sabu, our new Kitten! Just got him last night and the first thing he did when I let him out of the carrier was scout the room then sit in my lap. I'm just looking through the pictures right now to see what ones turned out. Can't get him to sit still
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Was just reminded of this gem.
Twitter's on hard mode today. Being a fake Pokemon fan is hard work
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At the hospital, lungs felt horrible and I almost passed out. If this is my last tweet, let it be to tell you to watch my Nancy Drew lp.
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Just did 25 minutes of cardio for the first time in months after having some solid homemade hashbrowns, and I'm gonna start work on a Pokemon Challenge. This is the most normal feeling morning I've had in 3 months.
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Today is me and my wife's 11 year anniversary!. 11 Years ago today I asked her out, we used to go to the same school and met on the same bus. I asked her out because I had so much fun talking to her every day on the bus. Pick someone you could talk to for the rest of your life.
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Okay, it's up for early viewing! Link in the next tweet
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If this tweet gets at least 1 like, I'll link you guys tomorrow's Pokemon Challenge for early viewing!
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I worked so hard for this for 8 years, I finally got verified, and you're going to take it away from me? This is a symbol of me finally making it after all this time @YTCreators @YouTubeGaming . Disappointed isn't the word for it. It feels so damn insulting.
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"Put your tampon in and keep moving" is a wild thing to say in response to a post about someone being bedridden for a month. What world do these people live in?
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I often click on the profiles of people who like my tweets just to see what kinds of stuff they usually like and follow so that I can learn more about everyone. Get to know people as people rather than pictures or usernames, you know?. You guys are into some freaky shit.
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Nevermind, day off. Fatima was in a car accident and she said she's okay other than her arm hurting. Car is probably not repairable. Sorry guys, can't do the Minecraft stream later, I really need to be there for Fatima.
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I will gladly let the court of public opinion judge me for this
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Today, for the first time in 10 years and a few days, I'm not uploading a video. With this day, the streak will be broken and I will no longer feel obligated to do daily videos. That just means more time to work on passion projects and streams!.
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My review of WWE Vengeance 2003
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It's so nice being able to walk again
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I am now officially El Presidente of Mah-Dry-Bread Inc. This is not a joke, I made a company.
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I kinda feel like crying but my heart rate is 97 while sitting right now so I probably shouldn't make it worse. Thank you so much everyone, you have no idea how life changing this is for me. I've been petrified of not being able to provide for people while I'm recovering.
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Still not dead. The people posting comments on the channel saying they heard I passed away are just assholes trying to scare you.
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I can't believe how often people think I cheated in platinum runs because I have return near the start. The professor gives it to you before you start on your journey. You literally can't miss it, I talk about it in the challenges.
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Hey @verified @TwitterGaming & @Twitter ! Got a minute to spare? Word on the street is that this is your preferred method of reaching out!. If people would like to like and retweet to make sure the Twitter staff see this, I'd appreciate that! Thanks!
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Just told an old sponsor to fuck off over how they treated me while I was bedridden for months, in more polite terms. I was polite, but I was very blunt about how no money is worth being treated how I was treated. It wasn't Khimyra, they're still awesome.
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I hope no one is going on other channel's Pokemon Challenges and saying "MDB did it first". That shit's the worst. Let people make what they want to make, no one's ripping anyone off. All you're doing is making the YouTuber resent me and my audience.
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Not sure why I passed out yet but probably not dying
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I've shared screenshots from this guy's insane comments before, but I always censor because I assumed good intent. Yeah, I don't think I can assume that anymore. What is with this guy?
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Just got the news that Milly's cancer took a very sudden turn for the worse and she died very abruptly. I'm happy we were able to give her a good life.
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I'm seeing people say that Legends Arceus looks worse than Morrowind. I honestly couldn't give less of a shit about graphics, I still replay Fallout 1 and 2 all the time, BUT. I think some of you need to replay Morrowind. It probably doesn't look how you remember
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Did you know a level 100 Onix gets one shot by a level 52 Slowbro using Surf, a 100 accuracy move? Did you know a level 100 Onix can't one shot a level 52 Slowbro even when using Earthquake?. I have no idea if I can beat next week's Pokemon Challenge. Gotta keep trying.
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Wow, Nintendo using my likeness without asking.
Which of Gengar's spooky faces fits your mood this #Pokeween? . Get into the Halloween spirit with Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Red Rescue Team, available for #NintendoSwitchOnline + Expansion members!
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Dude. I make a joke, other people reference it, and I get told I'm using their jokes. It's been like 4 years of this
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I just got called "Old man hot" today. I'm 28. Fuck it, I'll take the compliment, this is the closest I'm getting for now.
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Hey! I managed to stay upright enough to edit the last bits of the soundtrack so you guys on Twitter get this week's challenge video early! It'll be in the next tweet. This will almost for sure be my last video until I'm healthy again since I haven't been well enough to record
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Oh by the way I'm getting a kitten tomorrow and I'll share pictures.
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Hey, what if I did a series of streams where I try a bunch of Pokémon Rom Hacks that I've never played before?. Then maybe we could take the footage and make highlight videos of the best parts for YouTube . Thoughts? Would you watch Twitch, the YouTube vid, or both?.
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No good YouTube comment has ever started with "No offense, but" and ended with "just saying".
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On March 30th 2021 I will have uploaded a video a day minimum on YouTube for 10 years, with an average of 9 videos a week. That might actually be a record for a show run completely by one guy in his home.
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I just missed Razor Leaf 4 times in one fight. That's a 95 accuracy move, so 1 in 20 chance of missing. The Pokemon gods are not happy with me today.
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Literally what is the difference? What are you trying to tell me to do, YouTube?
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Playing an unhealthy amount of Pokemon has completely warped my perception of percentages. If that number isn't 95+, it ain't happening.
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Good news and bad news. Bad news - I've been out of commission with a migraine for the last few hours. Good news - MY STEAM DECK SHIPPED.
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So, it's my first day off after 10 years of daily uploads on YouTube. How cool would it be if I got verified on Twitter today?.
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It's a crazy feeling when you stumble across a public conversation about you where you see one guy just blatantly lying about you, and people believe it. It feels weirdly dehumanizing. Like they forget they're talking about a real person, not a cartoon character in a show.
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Hey! 1 year and 1 day ago I uploaded my first Pokemon Challenge. I've been thinking a lot about how much my life has changed since then. Would you guys watch a vlog about that?.
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It's been really hard for me to be so sedentary during all of this health stuff, so I'm really proud that I was able to do 10K steps again after months!. I had to push pretty hard, but I feel like I'm slowly recovering
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@GreatCheshire Oh it's not so bad. Hey you get a panda who'll sweep the front of the dojo out of the deal! That's pretty cool!.
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I legit just got contacted by a massive American injury law firm who wants to sponsor me. I'm not gonna take the sponsorship, but that's absolutely fucking hilarious. "Man, Brock really beat us up. And if YOU'VE been beaten up, then I'll let you know just who to call!".
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I get that wrong all the time
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He liked his own comment, by the way.
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This is a message I just got from a viewer that I've never talked to before. Just holy shit. Please do not do this. You have no idea how awkward of a position this is to be put into. "And plus I'm not a stranger, I'm a fan." Makes my skin crawl. I've never met this person.
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Here's Rocky, our new cat!. He's had a very long day and is super tired, but he's been very affectionate. Poor guy has had a rough life, I'm happy he has a home where people can be there with him 24/7 now. I'll get better pictures when the sun is out tomorrow!
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The guy who spent a year constantly calling me muslim, saying I'm hiding it, and trying to bribe me to eat pork on stream just found me on another channel and is calling me muslim again. I can block him on my channel, but I can never truly escape this idiocy.
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Hey, I'm curious. What's your job?.
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Hi everyone. $4000 of YOUR donations to me are being held in limbo by @TipeeeStream who emails me every week to say I have little time left to give them bank info to send it to me. Their page to enter it is busted and the tech support haven't fixed it yet. I'm going public.
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"Can I beat Pokemon Fire Red with Every Pokemon being Onix?". And I do the whole video like it's totally normal, never acknowledging that it's weird outside of the title, just like the Yamcha video.
@MahDryBread Romhack where every pokemon is replaced with a differently typed onix. Except onix is rock gyarados.
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Platinum Chansey updates: The ghost gym is an entire page of the script and I haven't beaten it yet. The only moves I can learn that hit ghosts are Grass Knot and Rock Tomb. Grass knot does damage based on weight, ghosts are light. Chansey has 5 attack, so rock tomb sucks.
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The angriest messages I get are ALWAYS from Dishonoured fans. Don't even know why. I thought it was a good game
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A vietnamese mobile game company just tried to sponsor me and the deal is hilarious. I make tons of gameplay clips of their game, an in exchange they'll retweet and promote them. So I give them free exposure, and they'll "pay me" with. retweets of THEIR product?.
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I'm getting whiplash between both how many people are incredibly supportive about today's post, along side the few people who are shockingly awful. I've noticed that the meaner the comment, the worse they are at math.
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10 Years of YouTube. 8 Years of A Video A Day. Was at 61K subscribers four months ago. Am at 200K subscribers today. Hell yeah
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My entire YouTube channel COULD just be one big scheme to covertly transform all of my viewers into wrestling fans, one dumb reference at a time. You can't rule that out.
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Someone tried to convince me that western medicine will just be a lot of doctor visits and no answers, and to try eastern medicine like meditation. I already meditate. Meditation doesn't cure a swollen thyroid. I would die listening to these people, I swear.
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This is coming out for tomorrow, but for you it's already out
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UPDATE:. Fatima is shockingly lucky, because her car is so messed up that people at the scene were shocked she was alive. She's okay, just bad bruising on her left forearm and obviously whiplash. It's looking like she might genuinely have no serious injury.
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