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HORRIBLE THREAD‼️‼️ HERE’S WHAT TEENAGERS ACTUALLY WANT (A BETTER THREAD 🧵)
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Imagine walking down the road and just seeing cuntatron 3000 absolutely eating up the entire street
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Do you think they had a situationship?
"do you think they had a situationship" and it's two characters from entirely different verses
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Did they tell him to pose like that or does David Tennant just do that
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"I can't wait for Good Omens season 3!"
Good Omens season 3:
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The Good Omens fandom is insane, how are these your worst enemies
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We as a society do not talk about Beelzebub enough
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The good omens season 3 poster is going to look like this or some shit
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I don't like the big chunk of Good Omens season 1/the book that's about the side characters, I zone out every time waiting for Aziraphale and Crowley to show up
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David Tennant coming back as the 75th Doctor for the Doctor Who 300th year anniversary
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When the thousands year old genderfluid, supposedly evil, British, depressed character has a silly boyfriend with white hair 💥💳💥💳💥
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Gay people are like "she saved my life" and it's bildad the shuhite
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Hypothetically if David Tennant suddenly appeared in your room holding a coconut and explaining how the space time continuum was in danger and you were the only person who could stop it, while also fixing the light in your fridge with ease, what would you do? Hypothetically.
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Mean girls but this is the bus that hits Regina
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Crowley: mom?
God: yes
Crowley: if quizzes are quizzical what are tests?
*five seconds later*
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Yes your ship may have fucked, but my ship have known each other a long time, been on this planet for a long time I mean, you and me. I could always rely on you, you could always rely on me, we're a team, a group, group of the two of us. And we've spent our existence pretending
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Biblically accurate fruity Aziraphale
you are a foreigner lost in brazilian forests. you walk by a tree and see this. what would you do?
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Me watching the aziracrow kiss (I've seen it a bazillion times and knew it was coming)
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What if Crowley gets erased at the end and we find out that Good Omens was Aziraphale's memories? The whole story was Aziraphale remembering his adventures with Crowley and writing them down.
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Bildad the Shuhite watching Aziraphale fuck up that ox rib:
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Average good omens fan's reaction to the renewal (none of us expected it would be cancelled)
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"Good omens s2 ep6 destroyed my mental health"
Good omens s2 ep6:
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If Crowley was a cat he would NOT be a black cat, he would 100% be an orange cat
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The good omens fandom is crazy because who the fuck else calls a kiss "every", if you're outside the fandom it would make no sense whatsoever
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Me appearing the moment good omens is mentioned
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Crowley probably had the most ungodly boner of his life watching Aziraphale fuck up that ox rib
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Worst things to name your children:
• Aziraphale
• Crowley
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New years resolution:
- go off together, just the two of us, we don't need heaven, we don't need hell, they're toxic! We need to get away from them, just be an us
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Hey babe you haven't had your morning every yet
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Looking for moots, I like:
Michael Sheen
Michael Sheen
Michael Sheen
Michael Sheen
Michael Sheen
Michael Sheen
Michael Sheen
Michael Sheen
Michael Sheen
Michael Sheen
Good Omens
Michael Sheen
Michael Sheen
Michael Sheen
David Tennant
Michael Sheen
Michael Sheen
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Aziraphale after god asked him where the flaming sword went:
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Look at my top artist dog I'm going to the mental asylum
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Good omens fans will see an image like this and start shaking and crying
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If you want to date me you have to defeat my seven evil ex-hyperfixations that I'm too embarrassed to talk about
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These were all very good guesses but I have to break it to you. There is no every. This was a social experiment to see what y'all would do, the real every was the friends we made along the way
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Aziraphale eyes Aziraphale eyes Aziraphale eyes Aziraphale eyes
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"You'd better not be flying Josh Hutcherson when I get there"
My goofy ass:
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I don't think we talk about this little dude enough. He's just a silly little guy
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When I'm in a "gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide" competition and my opponent is Aziraphale
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Thinking of getting a new carpet for my room
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She's desperate for the entire world to know she's gay as fuck
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Get a job
Get a jo
Get a j
Get a
Get
Ge
G
Go
Goo
Good
Good o
Good om
Good ome
Good omen
Good omens
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Gomens fans will see this and start having heart palpitations
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When I say goodnight on here I hope you guys imagine me walking off to bed like this
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Crowley in season 3
i understand why aziraphale left cause that mf was speaking in riddles like tf you mean “no nightingales” 💀 riddle me this ahh mf 🙏
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He looks like a wizard explaining how to cast a spell while his student watches unamused
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This white suit changed the trajectory of my life
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This is my least favourite Crowley look ngl
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'No nightingales' this, 'I forgive you' that, y'all are forgetting the most emotional line of them all- "banana fish gorilla shoelace with a dash of nutmeg" 💔😔
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We need to get away from them, just be an us, you and me, what do you say?
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Twe'veknowneachotheralongtimewe'vebeenonthisplanetforalongtimeimeanyouandmeicouldalwaysrelyonyouyoucouldalwaysrelyonmewe'reateamagroupgroupofthetwoofusandwe'vespentourexistencepretendingwearen'timeanthelastfewyearsnotreallyandiwouldliketospend...imeanifgabrielandbeelzebubcandoitE
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You've heard of elf on a shelf, get ready for
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The entire Good Omens fandom at least once in their lives:
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If you don't have a valentine that's okay, you know who else doesn't have a valentine? This mf
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Damn girl chill nobody's taking it away from you 😭
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This was her most cunty look and I stand by that
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