Madelaine Hanson
@MadelaineLucyH
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20-something and loving it. Aspiring dictator and monarch. The greatest artist in a 10ft radius. #SlavaUkraini @madelainehanson.bsky.social
North London, London
Joined May 2016
I’m not bootlicked enough to pay to correct a typo SO Reject Ozempic Embrace Pasta
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RT @SWENGDAD: Guys who believe this sort of thing is true about all women also tend to believe all women are evil divorce rape succubi - cu…
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Man 1: What eunuch did you use Man 2: oh no idea, I can check Man 1: oh that’s the whole problem, rookie error, you have to know your eunuchs inside out Man 2: why? What eunuch do you use Reader, it was at this point I realised I’d misheard “unit” as “eunuch”
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Friend of a friend had a BAD head injury and now struggles with impulsivity, outbursts of rage, and extreme suggestibility and delusion. He will randomly believe that the police are after him or that he’s rich. And no one will section him because our mental health system is full.
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This break up will destroy empires, tank conglomerates and crush entire ideologies
I love @realDonaldTrump as much as a straight man can love another man
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The only women who can afford this lifestyle are trust fund babies or women married to much older men than themselves. No 25 year old guy owns a house and can afford to support a wife and 3 children without generational wealth. It’s a lie. You’d live in poverty or on welfare.
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Why would you want to rape your wife though :/
There is nothing like "MARITAL RAPE"... you gave consent the day you said "I DO"..
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He has classic bipolar. He was an avowed and reasoned feminist. Radically changing worldviews, impulsive destructive actions and grandiosity are all classic manic symptoms. I’m not defending him at all but this IS mania and he DOES need someone who loves him to intervene.
I HAVE DOMINION OVER MY WIFE THIS AINT NO WOKE AS FEMINIST SHIT SHES WITH A BILLIONAIRE WHY WOULD SHE LISTEN TO ANY OF YOU DUMB ASS BROKE BITCHES PEOPLE SAY THE RED CARPET LOOK WAS HER DECISION YES I DONT MAKE HER DO NOTHING SHE DOESNT WANT TO BUT SHE DEFINITELY WOULDNT HAVE BEEN ABLE TO DO IT WITHOUT MY APPROVAL YOU STUPID ASS WOKE PAWNS I HAVE NO RESPECT OR EMPATHY FOR ANY ONE LIVING CAUSE NO ONE LIVING CAN FUCK WITH ME BUT I DO LOVE SOME PEOPLE AND I GIVE THEM FAVOR
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Tried to teach my friend to do breaststroke. Asked him to swim a length in under 15 strokes. We got to 29 and he had to stand up for a break and then had a fiery discussion on whether anyone could be “built” in a way that made floating impossible
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RT @BabyWhale___: Men raped the women Men burned the women But who do you blame? Feminists. Toh. If the sun doesn’t rise tomorrow, you…
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RT @xosiian: the replies are so insane she’s literally saying she went on a date with him and he brought her home unwillingly and she doesn…
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The saddest part of all this is that children are going to have to die of preventable diseases in great numbers before people admit they got it wrong and start vaccinating their children again.
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RT @Nullsci1: This is honestly pathetic. Just a general self-respect thing, this is sad to see
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Steak isn’t as great as men think, it just makes them feel manly to order it
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RT @Gadget44027447: 🚨🚨 ANDREW TATE'S HUSTLERS UNIVERSITY WILL MAKE YOU RICH... By teaching you how to mow lawns, walk dogs, rake leaves, a…
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Did a bubble bath style shoot and the photographer paused and went “can you try to look less like you’re being held hostage by a killer clown”
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Men will be like “I’m scared of being falsely accused” and then casually recount the time they stalked bars looking for a lone drunk woman to take back to theirs and then she acted “crazy” the next day when she woke up
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I just had a laughing attack that was so extreme I ended up crying and now my throat hurts because I saw a really ugly dress
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