When ur friends have been playing with the remote control for ur vibrator for the last 4 hours and they finally finally finally take u into the bathroom at the bar and push u down on ur knees :3
imagine getting asked to dog sit for somebody and when you get there it's just a god damn femboy in dog ears barking at you. i would get in so much trouble for fucking their dog-
I just tried to register for VerifyHim and a robotic voice called me and asked me to sing a song into the phone to prove that "you are a woman"
You better believe I sang "clock me baby one more time" in my best female impersonator fagtwink nasal drawl cuz is this real life
Yes I am a form of divination. Put a juul in my mouth for like a whole minute, then spin me around in a circle rly fast and ask me a question, I guarantee you will find the answer at least entertaining
Chapter 32!!!!
"One must only know how to find their way safely through the unseen layers of the world, flowing cold and dark between the stars. The spirit waters that undergird all possible dimensions, and the guardians that keep the gates between them."
Call it dramatic tension or narrative frission, call it the slow burning build of anticipation before the next spank, call it jouissance if you want, i've always preferred to call it Armed Joy.
The cusp is what makes the climax.
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