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@danwootton @MailOnline I’m no depphead but heard is finished. She may even have perjured herself in the UK.
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@Madamdefa
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@Canellelabelle There is also another ancient proverb that "he who stirreth shit, will eventually have to lick the spoon."
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@Madamdefa
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Delighted to find this in a Sydney bookshop today. Looks delicious! The assistant said it’s been selling like hotcakes. #RevengebyTomBower
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@Madamdefa
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@BaronessBruck I love William even more.. I cannot believe H is supposed to be a war hero. Instead of standing up for himself, he called his therapist. Lmao 🤣🤣🤣
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@Madamdefa
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@danwootton True, however this story does Harold no favours. A weak, ineffective 'man' who can't stand up for himself and has to call his therapist to have a good cry over his necklace and broken dog's bowl. Hardly the Hero of Afghanistan that we were led to believe.
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@Madamdefa
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@danwootton C’mon Dan, it must be uncomfortable sitting on all those stories for years. Do yourself a favour and release the kraken.
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@Madamdefa
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@TourreBakahai And then the passengers rose as one, wildly cheering and calling his name, stamping their feet and crying with joy from the left eyes only.
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@Madamdefa
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Jacaranda time in our neighbourhood. Summer has arrived. 💜
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@Madamdefa
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@DailyMailUK They've been shown to have told so many untruths in this 'interview' that one has to conclude the entire thing is a tissue of lies.
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@Madamdefa
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Prince Louis says hold my milk and cookies.
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Meghan's friend Omid Scobie insists future of monarchy is 'dull' without 'gen Z-favoured' Sussexes
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@Madamdefa
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@60Minutes that is not an unreasonable request. How can anyone make an informed comment on something they have not seen?
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@Madamdefa
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@SabirahLohn I wonder if this is one of the reasons that pagan closed her account and did a runner? Buckle up sugars.
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@Madamdefa
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@photomikeyhere
Mikey Photo... 'Titter ye not'
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... and then he wet himself and fell in the dog bowl ..
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@Madamdefa
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@chrisshipitv 'private' like the wreath and handwritten note at Prince Philips's funeral 'private'? Accompanied by a fulsome press release so that everyone knows what stand up people they are. They should take a seat and focus on their shopping channel.
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@Madamdefa
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Lovely couple.
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@according2_taz Didn’t seem to devastate him on his wedding day?
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@Madamdefa
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@JuliaHB1 It was nice while it lasted. Time for women to form their own associations now that there’s men’s sport and men’s sport.
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@Madamdefa
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@BaronessBruck Well this is awkward.. the man who is suing his grandmother's government because he feels unsafe, is happy to swan around in a place that has open carry laws and every other person is toting a gun. How does that work?
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@Madamdefa
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Yikes.. Demi Moore has let herself go. 🤣 #MeghanMarkle
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@Madamdefa
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@chrisshipitv He could have seen her any time over the past three days and chose not to. She wasn’t a priority. He only turned up now to find out if he’s still in the will.
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@Madamdefa
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@MattSunRoyal He only comments for cash now. No freebies.
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@Madamdefa
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@BaronessBruck According to tumblr, the harkles flew out of farnborough this afternoon at 3.15 pm. Yay.
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@Madamdefa
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@BaronessBruck This tells me no titles for the kids and Charles is tougher than many here give him credit for. That’s why the farkles were trying to get access to the Q but were outmanoeuvred. I’ll bet Camilla has had a big influence.
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@Madamdefa
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@harpersbazaarus Portrait of a Marriage. Yikes.. emasculated prince and his handler.
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@Madamdefa
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@BarkJack_ "off the rails" is right.. I bet panic set in when KK sabotaged it with that outrageous comment about insitutional racis.. in the BRF. I bet they didn't expect that, it was just supposed to be some generic, feel good phot op and now it is a poisoned chalice.. oh dear! 🤣
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@Madamdefa
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@hrrysgreysuit Hands up if you're still laughing at this in 2022. 🤣
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@Madamdefa
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@angelalevin1 They should both go home to their children.
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@Madamdefa
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@netflix @DelMody Good lord. You’ve cobbled together some old videos in the public domain and got this pair of try-hards trying to serve em up fresh with a nice word salad. Budget conscious recycling.
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@Madamdefa
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@richardaeden A letter? Was it postmarked montecito? She is Queen Camilla and you are perfectly correct.
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@Madamdefa
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@hrrysgreysuit It's been carefully stored in acid free paper and temp controlled storage until it is exhibited at the Markle Wing of the Smithsonian.. dedicated to the life and times of the most influential woman in the history of the world. Sponsored by Arsewell.
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@Madamdefa
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@ShippersUnbound @RoyaNikkhah How odd. It didn’t bother him at his own wedding. Or perhaps that doesn’t suit the narrative.
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@RoyaNikkhah Like on his wedding day? Give it up roya.
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@Madamdefa
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@danwootton And Doria doesn’t even get a look in.
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@Madamdefa
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@MirrorRoyal So Meghan DID make Catherine cry. Her dear husband just confirmed it.
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@Madamdefa
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@angelalevin1 It must be exhausting to be them.. they must spend all day and night combing social media. Perhaps they need a job to keep them occupied.
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@Madamdefa
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@RoyalReporter They never met a bandwagon they didn’t hitch a ride on.
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@Madamdefa
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@MattDonnelly 'transitioning out' is code for leaving the sinking ship. All the Harkles have is the rear view mirror, they will dine out on their 'looking back' phase for the rest of their lives. Being ex royals and "we was robbed" is their entire schtick now.
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@storiesbyjemay He's busy with his lawsuits. I hear he is going to sue God because he was born second.
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@richardaeden @nypost @PageSix Who can blame them? Hidden cameras, hidden mics.. every word or look reported by Gayle back in the US... yikes.
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@richardaeden @mailplus Who was he talking to? Not exactly standing room only is it? 🤣
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@Madamdefa
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@Canellelabelle This book is really just another bitter sequel to Spare, finding freedom, Netflix and Oprah, so this is their 5th attempt. It’s not about the RF. It’s about the poor, persecuted harkles. This has M’s marks all over it. If she didn’t write it, she dictated it.
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@Variety Shocking photo. Looks like a brochure for Avon.
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@Madamdefa
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"let's see how he deals with my blue p*nis" 🤣💀 #DumbPrinceAndHisStupidWife
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@BaronessBruck Demonstrating yet again why there is unlikely to be any reconciliation. It would be broadcast by Ms King and her cronies within hours, word for word.
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@CBS if it was so dreadful, why did they want to work half in, half out? All the glamorous balcony and tiara bits of course, no tedious events. So much bitterness because he was born second.
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@Madamdefa
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@RoyaNikkhah So basically they’ve been told they’re not getting titles and this is part of their usual PR onslaught to pressure KC into it?
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@Madamdefa
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@SabirahLohn Ffs we hear this on every significant occasion. What’s broken can’t be mended. This is Harkle manifesting.
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@TourreBakahai @ArabellaRober19 He’s throwing a strop. No security entourage, no outriders, no flag on his car, no wife, no family and no king. Sucks to be him. I hope the Nigerians are taking note that they got the runt of the litter.
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@Madamdefa
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@BaronessBruck @jammyholt @MartinPengelly We were told this book was about the 'man I have become." So, he's become a snivelling, pearl clutching, pussy whipped boy called Harold who is unable to stand up for himself and when required to do so, cries into the dog's bowl and phones a therapist. Ok.
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@Madamdefa
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@richardaeden Wow. That’s torn it. She really hates the UK and the RF doesn’t she? I guess she’s gonna dine out on her 72 working days forever. Time to boot them out. Mr and Mrs Windsor sounds good.
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@Daily_Express And he wonders why no one will take his calls. Who wants to end up on Netflix?
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@TourreBakahai He's just made W even more popular. Who told Harold to admit that he is so weak, that he can't stand up for himself and had to call his therapist to cry over his broken 'necklace' and dog bowl? I think his ghost writer must hate him.. lol.
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@1katedaniels 4th birthday of an American child unknown in the UK. Have a word with yourself.
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@TribesBritannia They’re not royal watchers, they crawled out of the slime with MM and they will return with her. They’re screaming with fury at their failed kween. They wanted those fairytale tiara moments dammit.
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@CountessCommon1 I can’t get over how bad that photo is. Yikes.
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Great vid, examining just some of the untruths and inconsistencies. Watch it before MM gets it removed and the reporter sacked as she usually does for anyone who doesn't drink the Harkle koolaid. #MeghanAndHarry #megxit
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@sage1411 He is projecting.. he needs all that to happen so that he can keep the victim narrative money making machine rolling on. The RF have played a blinder so far and if this statement is true, then he has backed himself into a corner and won't be at the coronation. Good.
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@richardaeden @PrivateEyeNews What a stellar week it has been.. one good news story after the other. I am sure this will give much comfort and relief to both the UK and his long suffering family.
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@richardaeden @PageSix My goodness, how unfortunate for the poor woman that both her own and her husband's families are so mean to her that she has had to cut them all off. What could be the common denominator I wonder?
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@GBNEWS They should just go home. There’s nothing for them in the UK.
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@richardaeden @Daily_Express You mean they’re desperate for Netflix content but mean old granny won’t let the film crew into the chapel.
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@byEmilyAndrews @Albert_PrinceC @LadyIngrid_123 “As we understand it” is code for “according to omid.” 🙄
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@richardaeden Didn't he fly over to the Harkle's Hague Comic Con to fangirl all over them? How does he still have a gig as a 'royal reporter' when he hates every last one of them bar the harkles and cannot hide it? Who is really paying him? 🤔
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@Madamdefa
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@RoyalArjan Joachim is unpopular in Denmark, he sold a castle and estate gifted him by the Q against her wishes and to which people had donated to buy for him, the two eldest are merching their titles in paris as male models and this is a very wise move
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@richardaeden Cheapening her ‘brand’. This is rock bottom. Can you imagine Catherine going on Ellen? 🤣. The lustre is wearing off.
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@BarkJack_ I’m not sure what they can do really. They’re free citizens. Perhaps the danish solution could be applied? All titles in abeyance for non residents and remove from LoS.
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@hrrysgreysuit While he’s sitting in the gutter.
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@mailplus I trust this means the media will now stop publishing PR bs about weekly face time and zooms?
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@Canellelabelle Lol. Imagine arguing with Jcrew about their own website? 🥴
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@TribesBritannia “Do better” he says. Travel everywhere by private jet, commercial flights are for peasants. Travesty.
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@isaguor @foreveryourgal it's odd that the only people who are not besmirched are the Harkles and Eugenie.. I wonder why that could be? Uncanny!
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@TheEllenShow She seems a bit manic…. 🤔
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@theroyaleditor It’s surely crossing a line from charitable endeavours to bare faced commercial activities. Monetising his military connections to flog pop psychology to veterans and film them for Netflix payments. Thank god he’s not captain of the marines or he’d be flogging stuff to them too.
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@danwootton Brace yourself Dan. Incoming Sussex squad avenging harpies arriving in 1.. 2.. 3
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@richardaeden It’s wonderful news and they’ve already changed their insta page.
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@CameronDLWalker So Harry’s mate Mercer wants to spend 27 million pounds of taxpayer money so that H can ponce about in the UK? That money should go to veterans health, not a 5 day jolly. This is a serious conflict of interest for Mercer.
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@HarperCollinsUK @SeanSmithCeleb This is the real one you want. Riveting! #RevengebyTomBower
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@victoriaarbiter I'm astonished at all these virtuous people who have never put a foot wrong or left an unhappy relationship. I thought it was 2022 not 1722.
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@talkRADIO I will if he takes a DNA test first.
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@BaronessBruck they ain't coming.. rumours all over reddit about this. If she can't be front and centre, she doesn't want a bar of it.
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@ABCNewsLive @scobie @KaynaWhitworth the only thing that is "near catastrophic" is the Harkles approval ratings. This ludicrous and clumsy PR story now makes them the Smollets of Sussex forever more.
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@angelalevin1 that squatting picture will launch a thousand memes.
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@hrrysgreysuit Megan cosplaying Catherine again. Is this a budget garden party? I’m surprised there’s no coronet at the top of the page.
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@RFitzwilliams He needs to be kept away from the wales children. I’d say a restraining order and keep their names out of his mouth. He’s methed up.
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@CameronDLWalker Big crowd. What an embarrassing debacle.
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@angelalevin1 It’s them clapping back as usual. Too humiliating for them to have it known that they’re not wanted. If the Duke of Westminster sent an American style flowery “save the date” I’ll eat my hat.
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@DelMody @saadsalman719 Just happens to be in front of the window. 🤣
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@danwootton @richardaeden There’s that “compassion in action again. Lecturing the president of a war torn country under huge stress to send out a cheerio to a minor ex royal because their feelings are hurt.
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@SabirahLohn Well the sugars will be pleased. They wanted to see the website updated 🤣. You love to see it.
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@MirrorRoyal which is code for... doing a livestream running commentary with dear Gayle and dabbing a tear while recalling how much Prince Philip adored her. Her Harkleness never misses a PR opp.
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@RoyallyBlunt Last weekend in fact 🤔
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@BarkJack_ it's a disaster for them.. the careful leak of two stories to the Guardian was meant to be the focus of PR for the next 5 days. W is evil and W&C made him do it, but it has been eclipsed by the Spanish leaks and the avalanche of hilarious details, now they are laughing stocks.
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@angelalevin1 We now know how the Canadians felt when they were dumped without so much as a 'thank you.' The tea throwing incident at Admiralty House was a true indication of how much she hated us. So much for that Commonwealth veil nonsense.
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@RoyalReporter And all because he couldn’t get his way. Extraordinary about face from the man who wanted to be half in, half out and “serve the Queen “. Vicious and vindictive to the bitter end.
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@BaronessBruck Hiking? She's never hiked in her life.. the only time she walks anywhere is if there is a burger at the end of it.
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@according2_taz This must explain a bizarre reprint 5 DAYS ago by scoobie of an old article. I think he’s softening everyone up to believe the harkles are quitting due to misinformation. He’s getting their story in first. I think Spotify haven’t renewed their contract.
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@StellaParton The book is about his jealousy of William. That’s it and his rage at being born second.
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@14boonetp @NyVicki @hrrysgreysuit Even Markle is subdued. No waves to adoring fans as per. Message received.
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