MadMoai (tiki) 🗿
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🇺🇸 🇺🇸 Just making shit and chatting with friends. Random posts and whatnot. 18+ Sometimes NSFW.
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Reminder time:
I'm an adult and I assume you are too.
Sometimes I curse, post, repost or qt adulty things, feel free to block me.
I have no patience for asshats who can't stay in their own lane.
Pretty much everything I make is for sale, if you're interested, let me know.
:)
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What if our solar system was just a forgotten weird ass science project under some alien 4th grader's bed?
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@MissGinaDarling
How about old dudes rocking purple?
(Disclaimer: this was a few months ago :) )
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Remember, do not share any of the musk/trump propaganda next week. No links. No images. Don't engage. Mute or Block or Unfollow.
Kill the message before it spreads. Let them waste their money.
Do not spread propaganda, even if you think it's a joke.
Pass it on.
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I call dibs on Joel Osteen's McMansion after he raptures tomorrow.
Dibs!
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Who fixed the dryer AND just fixed the fucking dishwasher pump?! Fuck yeah it was this guy. Saving cash like mad.
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My dad kicks ass. He's on his way to a mercy mission in Guatemala. He's 74, been doing this since the Peace Corp turned him away at 50. If you have a chance, send him some good vibes.
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I stand up for more coffee and this little shit steals my seat
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@quiltsbypagan
I'm so sorry. I know my bachelor uncle is in the same trap. The same boat. I can't even imagine what he has given them. I know he's been spending a fortune on hoarding ammunition because he has been told the democrats are coming for his guns...I wish I was joking.
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One of the kids did this. Just noticed, I about peed my pants. I have no idea of how long this happy guy has been here.
LOL
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My oldest's girlfriend is in Cali for a conference. When I saw where she was staying I asked her to do a quick stop for me. She delivered.
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Well fuck.
Feels like a night for drinking and edibles...
Who's in?
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@AnthonyBass52
@united
If you can't be responsible for your own kids, don't have kids.
Grow up.
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It would certainly be horrible if
#TrumpSmells
were to trend the entire Christmas weekend. QT? Why would anyone do that?
It would be sad to see
#TrumpSmells
trending. If you disagree, quote tweet with the hashtag
#TrumpSmells
in the tweet. 😉
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I don't know about the rest of you but I would watch TF out of a new Happy Days with a cool grandpa Fonzie set in the late 90s. Aaaaaaaaaaaayyy
@hwinkler4real
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He fell asleep chomping on my hand.
He's suckling my hand while he's asleep.
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Reality check, everyone.
The "80s" was 40 fucking years ago.
Fuck.
Fuck fuck fuck.
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Boom!
Guess who's an ordained minister, able to do weddings in all 50 states?
Anyone need to get hitched?
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Ever just forget words? Like you can see it in your head but, for the life of you, can't remember what it's called? This is happening to me more and more lately. WTAF?
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I never understood the hate surrounding disco. It fucking rocked.
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The 80s are calling....I'd go back in a heartbeat.
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@McBrideLawNYC
Lord, may trump and all his offspring and seditious pals be arrested and thrown into jail for 40 days and 40 nights before being found guilty of all their crimes and misdemeanors resulting in 17 consecutive life sentences, with no chance of parole.
Aaaaaaaaaameeeeeennnnnnn
GFY
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@CaliforniaPanda
@KamalaHarris
Um. You are aware of forced perspective, right?
You do know the moon is bigger than a quarter, right?
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Holy shit. It's actually starting to look I somewhat halfway kinda partially know what I might be doing.
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Found the part and fixed the upstairs heater for $61. The repair guy wouldn't touch it and wanted $1500+ for a new unit.
Fuck yeah I'm humble bragging!!
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@KassyDillon
So did I.
I hope those saddled with the debt get relief.
Do you also complain about the taxes you pay for public education?
Get over yourself.
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Welp...the tree's up...and they're putting in the skating rink... easily a month earlier than ever before.
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I know it doesn't look like it, but it's aaaaalllmost done. Almost.
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If you are being cyber-stalked for any reason, please google 'cyber stalking <your state here>'.
You have rights. Trust your instinct.
Keep proof.
Cut off all contact.
Do not engage.
Tell someone you trust.
Call your local law enforcement.
I have done all of the above.
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Going out to shovel snow. If I don't come back, avenge me
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I just signed off an email to my boss with 'Hugs!' and clicked send without thinking.
How's your morning going?
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My TL is so fucked.
All I see is stuff from people I'm not even following.
What the actual fuck?
Can anyone even see this??
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To the armchair hostage negotiators - a dishonorably discharged marine is no longer a marine. While it is true that he should be turned over to American officials, claiming he is a 'hero' is simply inaccurate and offensive.
Don't take my word for it, look it up.
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Just got a text from my trumper uncle to not contact him anymore. That's a nice feeling. One of the kids is named after him, who happens to be bi. I wonder if he found out somehow...it wasn't from me.
I wonder what brought this on. Oh well.
Goes to show - I'm not for everyone.
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WTAF? I've never seen hail this big in PA. Buckets of it. Out of nowhere.
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My youngest brother is a designer at Target. He made this. Proud. :)
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Shit. I just remembered I can't have coffee in the morning because my stupid appointment at the stupid doctor on a stupid Monday stupid morning.
Stupid.
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@marcorubio
@CBSMiami
So, when republicans panic shop it isn't consumer panic? But when everyone else does we should stop panicking?
Tell your fascist governor to stop his candidate groveling and do his job.
Delete your Twitter and do yours too.
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@MayoIsSpicyy
It's a regional thing. Like how soda is pop is Coke.
e.g. In Florida they're trump rallies, in Alabama they're KKK rallies, in Michigan they're Nazi rallies.
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My Twitter is fucked.
Keeps kicking me out.
Not sure if anyone will see this.
If I'm not back in the morning, avenge me.
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Ladies, gray and silver hair is fucking gorgeous and no one is going to change my mind on that.
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My daughter said my beard made me a good old, not a bad old...whatever the fuck that is. So I'm growing it in for another week. Why not, yeah?
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I could really use some positive vibes tomorrow. If anyone has any they could spare, that would be great.
Thank you
Love and hugs
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I'm craving a tuna salad sandwich - what the actual fuck does that mean?
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Hi, I'm Bill, your IT professional. Did you trying rebooting?
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Ha ha ha? This fucking hair. I'm doing this every few months until Im 100
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So
One of my high school friends who I lost to trump and everything a few years ago just texted me out of the blue. His wife's phone because I blocked his number. I didn't recognize it. He apologized. He recognized the issues and says he sees the hate.
I feel hope.
Back later.
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I really need to stand up and do some things. Need both hands...
Dude..
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Holy shit, I almost forgot!!!
It was a year ago today this little shit stopped by and never left.
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BTW, I know the color hearts supposedly mean things. I just like the red ones, okay? If it means something...got me. I'm old. Don't care. I just like the red ones - because I'm lazy and I like red.
❤️❤️❤️
If this offends you please remember they're fucking red hearts. Jebus.
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Oh, hey. all you homophobes boycotting Target, my GAY BROTHER has been a designer there for over 10 years. If any of you asshats bought anything before your lame boycott, odds are it was designed by one of their so many inclusive employees.
Enjoy sleeping on those gay sheets
GFY
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Oh, yeah. Did I mention I made 80 gaht-daamn ounces of salsa yesterday?
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Went to a thing. Was assured everyone was vaccinated. Old lady next to me just gave me a dissertation on the benefits of the ivermectin she was prescribed by a very nice doctor in Florida over the internet. Not vaccinated. FML
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I live near a ballpark that's been used on Sundays for a revival church. Normally they're pretty tame...today they're screaming about paper masks and those who wear them are going to Hell. WTF?! I can't make out all the words...but they're pissed.
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