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Old and flatulent, and it’s only going to get worse. Prolific (and failed) novelist. Likes Buxtehude; despises conservatism.
Schwarzwald via Middlesbrough
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Jacob Rees-Mogg really is an unutterable piece of shite, isn’t he?
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@BBCNews
2,600 food banks, and a man who lives in a 700-room palace, and who avoiding paying hundreds of million in inheritance tax, stands there doing his best virtue signalling pose. Pathetic.
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Apparently, Buckingham Palace pays £1,828 a year in council tax. And people wonder why the country is in such a state.
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@MarinaPurkiss
I voted for him, flaws and all. The alternative was a horror show. Oh look, I was right.
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@mikegalsworthy
Perhaps this ridiculous family ought to start paying their way? After all, in security costs alone we cough up £350m a year.
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@kelvmackenzie
Does that also apply to Boris Johnson, who couldn’t afford his own Downing Street wallpaper? Or are you attacking only poor people?
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@fesshole
I had an ex-girlfriend who had a stroke, but every time she talked about it she’d refer to her “archery” and not her artery. I really wanted to correct her, but didn’t have the nerve.
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@SimonClarkeMP
Simon, that’s utter nonsense and you know it. Such notes are a tradition which party did its best to make political out of. You’ve had nearly 13 years to address the state of the economy - you’ve managed to triple the national debt. Own it. Congratulations on an appalling job.
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@WarrenUK17
Thanks for that. Apparently you can’t pay for your own party if you’re on £154,000 either.
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@redgord1
@cathynewman
According to rumours, she’s destined for the Lords. A very good reason right there to close down the ridiculous unelected chamber.
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@toryboypierce
Have you anything to say about the Tories taking millions from Putin’s cronies? No, of course you haven’t.
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Policing Minister Chris Philp defends the Met on the grounds that a lot of protesters *weren't* arrested.
No one ever talks about the people Shipman didn’t kill.
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@DouglasKMurray
I wonder if the Tories have any idea how much the British people despise them for their staggeringly inept rail privatisation? We need renationalisation. Sooner the better.
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@Dawn117147265
40% of benefit claimants are in work. The DWP has suppressed nine reports into its treatment of claimants. Wonder what they’ve got to hide?
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@MarkACollett
And how many people struggled to get by while the establishment bled the country dry? How many children lived in absolute poverty? Nostalgic wank.
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@EllisBarton
@NoContextBrits
200,000 dead. Billions gone missing in PPE fraud. 30,000 care home residents left to die.
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@AndyGJBurge
Assuming enough of the electorate are up for it, we could close down the unelected Lords in a matter of minutes.
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@EsheruKwaku
I doubt there’s a D Notice in place, but when I submitted an FOI request, I was told my question was too vague. It was “why is Charlotte Owen sitting in the unelected House of Lords?”
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@AdamBienkov
As a mate said: “I had to switch off the Truss interview with Laura Kuenssberg. It was like watching someone trying to get an unhoused, broken child to admit that the smell was coming from their pants. She boils my piss.”
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@MarinaPurkiss
2,600 food banks: “right, plebs. You’re paying £200m for an establishment shindig, you disgusting peasants.”
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@danwootton
Her life’s work? She didn’t do anything, other than wave and open the odd leisure centre.
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@JackieD86388657
Why? He’s a former hedge funder who has no idea about how the other half live, and has an appalling voting record. You should love him.
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@Bbmorg
I submitted an FOI request. They told
me that “why is Charlotte Owens sitting in the House of Lords?” wasn’t specific enough.
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@___Riz1902
People who voted Tory handed the Tories an 80-seat majority. That’s how it works.
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@AddictScrabble
@Conservatives
@UKLabour
You see, writing “Labour will wreck the country” after the Tories have done exactly that is not really your best strategy.
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@danwootton
Let me correct you. “…facing economic calamity because of decisions made over the last 12+ years that have led to untold misery for millions and the doubling of wealth for the rich.”
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@danwootton
Hard left? So not “centrist” or “liberal” but actually hard left? You see, it’s tweets like that that make you look ridiculous. And of course you’ve missed out the bit about how it’s run by Tories.
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@MarinaPurkiss
Starving, freezing pensioners of Britain: you have nothing to lose but your free bus pass.
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James Dyson there, complaining about the lack of UK growth.
A man who moved his business abroad in order to pay fewer taxes.
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@jfoster2019
@BorisJohnson
@GBNEWS
@TalkTV
@TVKev
@Iromg
@MichelleDewbs
@danwootton
Weirdly, only 56 confirmed. I’d stand down if I were you.
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Three weeks of jubilee “celebrations”? The monarchy should be forced to visit every single food bank during that time.
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@LordIanAustin
@PolProfSteve
@JohnRentoul
It was also clear that Boris Johnson was a truly abysmal PM, but you still supported him. Why? To get a cushy seat in an unelected chamber?
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@AllisterHeath
Nearly 13 years of staggering economic mismanagement will do that. 177 billionaires and 2,600 food banks.
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@bbcnickrobinson
@peterjukes
@BorisJohnson
“We’re the best prepared country in the world for pandemic.”
UK government, 2020
“Let the bodies pile high.”
Boris Johnson, 2020
“We had no plan for a pandemic.”
Matt Hancock, 2023
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@FourierCharles
I submitted an FOI about this. I was told I wasn’t specific enough. My question? Why is she sitting in our parliament?
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@PatrickChristys
Tax cuts for the rich, more money for bankers, ensuring massive profits for the energy companies, shafting the economy still further. Yep, sounds like Tories to me.
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@MarkVipond
@trussliz
@Telegraph
You’ll be furious when you find out who’s been in power for over 12 years.
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@AndyGJBurge
@unojen_wood
@crimlawuk
@PippaCrerar
We should, by rights, be able to see the reasons why someone was nominated. After all, this is our fucking parliament.
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@andrew_lilico
Nowt to do with his dancing. It’s the fact that he can’t simply pay for anything himself; instead some unelected billionaire nonentity stumped up for it. Pathetic.
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@GBNEWS
Imagine being Neil Oliver. Imagine having a spot on a hard-right “news” channel where stare into the camera and tell the 17 people watching what you hate.
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@RobBfromDerby
Steinbeck got it bang on. “Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.” It’s the Tories’ job to maintain this illusion come Election Day.
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@mickmiller0
@UKdemocrat
It’s a mystery why the Conservative multimillionaires who run the Taxpayers’ Alliance from their home in 55 Tufton Street aren’t all over this, a complete mystery.
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@Britain_People
He can either speak to them via weblink or notify the enquiry when the sick note ends so he can be immediately called to speak.
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So, who’ll replace Geidt? Will it be Dido Harding, Lebedev or Johnson’s brother?
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@mitesh1810
@zarahsultana
Weird that the Tories promised disaster with Corbyn, and brought about catastrophe themselves, innit?
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@tomhfh
And a country with near-full employment, as we’re told, so why no growth? Ah yes, because millions of jobs are dead-end, insecure, unstable and badly paid. This is what the Tories have brought us to.
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@darius_222
Why? It’s an establishment dirge. It doesn’t celebrate the people, but a made-up deity and some billionaire landowner. It’s embarrassing.
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@ClaireCoutinho
It’s never your fault when these things go up, but it’s your doing when it goes down?
Bollocks.
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@destroy31258891
“Don’t object to the Tory war on the poor. Go and get a Saturday job instead.” Typical Tory toss.
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@alterurbanist
Took the plunge and moved to Germany. The process of becoming a German citizen is underway. Life here is so much better than in the UK.
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@Hepworthclare
2,600 food banks, and a multimillionaire landowner decides it’s good PR to frequent one. Every single food bank is a failure of government, and we don’t need this pampered, privileged couple trying to normalise them.
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@ChillaxBcn
According to reports, another British holidaymaker spotted him and told him to “get back to work, you fat ponce.”
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@NoContextBrits
Growing up in Middlesbrough there was this part of it called St Hilda’s. It was rough as shit. Thankfully it’s now all been knocked down. Unfortunately, the rest of Middlesbrough still remains.
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@toryboypierce
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Hahahahahahaha oh heck, even by your woeful standards this is pathetic.
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@LeeAndersonMP_
“Liberal left”. You do know liberals and leftists are largely not the same, yes? No, you probably don’t.
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@CraigyMac1979
I voted for Starmer as leader - based on what he pledged at the time. He’s gone back on pretty much all of it. Disgusted, I left the party. But Reeves came along to tell people like me I must be antisemitic and a racist. It’s really not a good look at all.
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@carolvorders
Cash for honours is, of course, illegal. But they soon get around that by claiming corrupt peer X does lots for charity. It’s absolute bollocks. Why do the plebs allow this place to exist?
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@supertanskiii
This:
“This inquiry will be established under the 2005 Inquiries Act, with full powers, including the power to compel the production of documents…”
Boris Johnson, December 2021
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@HousewifePolish
@AngelaRayner
@UKLabour
It’s strange how Tories are chomping at this bit over this story. I’m happy to see her held to account, but fuck me, were you all this vocal about Zahawi using our money to keep his horses warm?
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Tom Tugendhat and Grant Shapps are a pair of fucking idiots.
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@RobertJenrick
Ah yes, the Mail. Owned by an Englishman so ashamed of his country he lives in France, and his abysmal media outlet is based in a tax haven. How’s that for hating the UK?
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@metpoliceuk
@RoyalFamily
Your actions today are disgraceful. Hopefully they’ll drag you through the courts.
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@SimonClarkeMP
Cutting benefits to the poorest to fund tax cuts? That’s your big idea? No wonder your brand is toxic.
You’re pathetic.
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@vanmaneuro
A mate of mine has an uncle who’s apparently “high up” at the Nissan plant. I was told this bloke told as many people as possible at the plant to vote for brexit, as it would work in Nissan’s favour.
That’s turned out well.
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@jamesrobert151
@NoContextBrits
Protecting the crown? It’s fancy dress bollocks on the back of a horse.
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@implausibleblog
A revolution would sort Britain out. It desperately needs one. It can’t go on like this.
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@NickGibbUK
None of your school policies since 2010 - not one - have been about raising standards. They’re all about commodifying schools and putting them in the hands of businesses and religious cranks. You should be ashamed.
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@RupertMyers
@mattforde
Don’t have a lot of time for Starmer, but he’s right about Johnson. The man is a pathetic joke.
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@andersleijersta
You’re completely right. Have you seen how abysmally it’s being governed by the Tories? Awful people.
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@Telegraph
Nigel Havers: a salt-of-the-earth working-class bloke from a Middlesbrough council estate. He spent 12 years working at a blast furnace.
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@Daily_Express
A true man of the people - as long as those people are privately educated, work in the City, are white, hate foreigners, and love to attend one meeting out of 43 on fisheries. Farage is a joke.
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@JustinTPursell
@zarahsultana
What, envy of some total spanners fleecing taxpayers and making their mates rich? Get a new argument.
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@fesshole
A sent a mate a massive fart on WhatsApp. He was at a big family do and on Bluetooth while in charge of the music. He momentarily forgot when he went for a piss and played back the enormous fart.
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@IsabelOakeshott
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Raab has a long record of actual bullying. Surely you know this?
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