@tinypuppycutie
Magnífico como puedes comentarle a alguien en Twitter "buen poto" y al siguiente tweet "no pues es que creo que temo al compromiso porque no me gusta que me lastimen uwu"
You simp just cause you want to see titties, I simp because I derive non-sexual satisfaction from fulfilling female expectations due to an overbearing mother figure AND to see titties. We are not the same.
#nsfwtwt
hablé con mi ex roomie de la uni y nos acordamos del vato mayor, posesivo y mañoso que la traía enculada en primer semestre porque era cariñoso y explotaba sus daddy issues
"ah pues tenía la edad que tienes ahorita"
mi honesta reacción:
"So do you spit? Do you swallow? Do you collect it and use for witchcraft rituals that will have me calling you at 4am asking if you ever miss me even though you're the one who dumped me? Swallow? Ok cool, just checking"
#nsfwtwt
Spaces to me are like parties. Intimidating and I rarely get invited cause I rarely go, and even if I go, I start getting anxious as soon as I have to interact. And yet, I get sad if I don't get invited: why am I like this?
Being here it's a constant cycle of feeling "wow, that's nasty, how can people be into that shit?", followed by "oooh nvm, keep it up fam, this will now be vanilla for me in two weeks time"
i hope my bpd ex gf from high school who i caught casually rp sexting an mpreg yaoi character with another girl from chile in the middle of class is having a nice day. thank u for setting my freak standards, u naughty geek
So when you ask me if I'd still love you if you were a worm that's fine but when I ask you if you'd still fuck me if I was a vaquita, world's rarest marine mammal, that's weird?? They're practically extinct y'know? Ok, we're done
#nsfwtwt
size kink but it's me absolutely terrified of a 4'9" girl holding a kitchen knife to my belly after i made her upset (not an scenario, this actually happened. I just have... a type)
Conditioning your pussy to get wet when I kiss or touch a certain part of your body before we fuck so I can do it when we're in public and you feel like a slut for soaking your panties with just a touch
#nsfwacc
#nsfwtwt
#nsfw_twt
#nsfwrp
it'll never cease to amaze me the amount of game i've somehow pulled by literally just going non verbal at specific moments. sometimes i feel like a really horny mime
I really enjoyed having sex while I was on a phone call in the middle of my shift. Not so much because it was hot but mostly because I got to show the total disrespect I had for the company I worked for.
#nsfwtwt
As a non-native English speaker, I initially thought that the expression "rail me" meant literally "kill me by running a train over me". And honestly, idk many girls that ask to get railed that wouldn't also ask to get "railed" from time to time.
#nsfwtwt
#nsfwtwt
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Is domestic abuse a subject to be joked about
No
Have I ever dated women who I suspect to had been capable to take a shit in my bed if they got really mad at me and am I, statistically, likely to continue doing so?
Objection, hearsay
#nsfwtwt
#nsfwtwt
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Simping hot girls is fun, but have you ever been friends with them? It's so cool. Most don't have a lot of guy friends, so when you earn their trust they're so loyal and if you're kinda shy, they always try to encourage you to come out of your shell. I ❤️ my hot friends
#nsfwtw