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@M_Joyce95

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Michael Joyce
4 years
@GazGShore Grow up gaz
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Michael Joyce
6 years
Anyone in shields? Dont want to leave the bairn outside willy hill alone
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Michael Joyce
6 years
@dazzler696980 @TWEnclosure Deary me grow up bud
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Michael Joyce
8 years
Newcastle
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Michael Joyce
8 years
What a night man, me and me brother couldnt even walk then he nutted me in the taxi because he was so pissed swaying about😂😂 Merry christmas
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Michael Joyce
7 years
Bringing coates down a peg or two
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Michael Joyce
5 years
Nice to be feeling myself again after a rank few months, couldnt thank my pals and family enough. Always speak to those who are close to you, it will help trust me✌🏻
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Michael Joyce
9 years
When ya playing out n ya mam shouts 'teas ready'
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Michael Joyce
6 years
Emotional wreck these past 2 days man, so proud of our lass for what she’s went through❤️
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Michael Joyce
6 years
Wonder if goths eat cheese before bed so they get nightmares
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Michael Joyce
7 years
Me mam must want is to get laced all over site
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Michael Joyce
4 years
@GazGShore Rent free
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Michael Joyce
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Michael Joyce
6 years
When yi get booked for nout
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Michael Joyce
6 years
If this bairn stays in robyn any longer she’ll be celebrating her 18th in there
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Michael Joyce
4 years
@OG_THP @GazGShore You need to grow up having hulk as your profile picture
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Michael Joyce
7 years
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Michael Joyce
7 years
Sunday club
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Michael Joyce
6 years
1 year ago me and Robyn became friends on facebook, 9 weeks time we are having a baby🙄😂 up the joyce ya lil spunker!!
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Michael Joyce
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Michael Joyce
4 years
Nice little throwback for a laugh
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Michael Joyce
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Michael Joyce
11 years
@FootyAccums Anyone Waiting on the Two Madrid's!🙊🙋
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Michael Joyce
7 years
Dont know why a do these things
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Michael Joyce
10 years
A might have a black ehe but your banned from deep, a kna who's came off worse
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Michael Joyce
4 years
Dont think me granda has got the grasp of his ipad yet🤣🤣
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Michael Joyce
6 years
Fucking class
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Michael Joyce
4 years
@asaintmaximin Are u the 7ft 4 eyed spaka at the front
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Michael Joyce
10 years
@chicaneee : Someone please tell me if this can be fixed🙏???????? http://t.co/D227SiANNX” try switching it on and off
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Michael Joyce
6 years
Anly had a dream he scored a screamer then got picked for Russia😂😂
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Michael Joyce
10 years
Peach and the Giant James #nom http://t.co/3Bt4rBbYaI
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Michael Joyce
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Michael Joyce
7 years
Cant stop thinking about this beautiful blonde prozzy asking me and alice for a 3 sum! Alice the frigid cunt started giggling and walkd away
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Michael Joyce
6 years
Fish and Chips n long walk along the front today see if the little’n drops out robyns fairy
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Michael Joyce
7 years
Been on a 2 day bender and my lass is on her way to see is, bet shes a little bit angry
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Michael Joyce
6 years
Been in my flat less than 24 hours and we’ve had noise complaints because Im belting out England songs at half 8 in the morning!! Its fucking match day cho!
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Michael Joyce
9 years
When you finish top goalscorer on the astro at dinner http://t.co/IZhhZ1qzHp
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Michael Joyce
5 years
Nice of the government to allow me to goto work on a building site and risk me getting Coronavirus then brining it home to my 18 month old little girl. Her healths more important than money so fakk off
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Michael Joyce
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Michael Joyce
7 years
Just tackled a 10 hour shift hanging out me big fat smelly arse crack and a get home to robyn asking if a want a sandwich meal deal from tescos for me tea, piss off man. Relationship currently in the red zone
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Michael Joyce
6 years
Aye lads am pua gutted a cant goto Tenerife this year with yous again🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥
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Michael Joyce
6 years
Cant wait to meet my daughter❤️👶🏻
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Michael Joyce
10 years
Hahahahah where's me 4 year old sister gotten this from!😭😭😂 http://t.co/XtzZlO4VA6
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Michael Joyce
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Michael Joyce
6 years
Off the drink until further notice waiting for the little one to arrive👶🏻❤️ 2 weeks 4 days
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Michael Joyce
4 years
Fucking honking if you get a takeaway sunday dinner like🤢🤢
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Michael Joyce
7 years
Lasses eh😂
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Michael Joyce
7 years
Ive always stayed humble and remembered where i came from
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Michael Joyce
6 years
Mcburnies guna be the first person to do the GNR in jeans next year, his words not mine #legend
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Michael Joyce
2 years
@ToonMouthTyne @Madders10 Freak you like, gan get ya end away instead of looking at footballers insta followers
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Michael Joyce
6 years
Cant wait for me bairn to be born so I can post status’ asking other parents what baby milk to use
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Michael Joyce
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Ishy on a grand a week but guna save up 8 grand a month best thing a heard since leggy says he’s on a diet
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Michael Joyce
6 years
Ishy spotted in San Siro
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Michael Joyce
10 years
@nufcfans Found a few of my old #nufc tops! Some classics. http://t.co/iQrIrimhPQ
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Michael Joyce
6 years
This time tomorrow we will be all settled in our first little flat slide tackling a chinkies, cant fkn wait
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Michael Joyce
4 years
What an inspiration
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Michael Joyce
7 years
If anyones seen alice give me a message, last seen stroking a furry wall and crying saying her legs dont work like the use too before
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Michael Joyce
11 years
Apparently you have a tattoo? Just in every photo of u thats all
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Michael Joyce
7 years
Creased at wor lass having a breakdown because ishy shaved me hair off
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Michael Joyce
7 years
As if Robyn offered is to shag her up the arse instead of her paying £700 in monopoly😂😂
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Michael Joyce
8 years
Hungry you
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Michael Joyce
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Michael Joyce
7 years
Expectation vs Reality
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Michael Joyce
6 years
Scary tradition on Friday 13th am guna just disappear the day and randomly reappear on monday
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Michael Joyce
6 years
Them 4D scans are unbelievable
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Michael Joyce
6 years
Mcburnie
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Michael Joyce
9 years
Yazzy dee rejected from havana and the matrix http://t.co/CgnWj5SBzE
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Michael Joyce
7 years
My lass can shag who she wants on holiday like but if she snapchats hersel doing laughing gas thats when its over
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Michael Joyce
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Michael Joyce
6 years
6 weeks👶🏻👶🏻 yes lad
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Michael Joyce
8 years
Memba this bird hahahah
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Michael Joyce
8 years
Hi my names lewis burns and im travelling Thailand @1lewisbee
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Michael Joyce
6 years
Robyn a promise this hickys off me mate
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Michael Joyce
5 years
Me when cottas getting started on
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Michael Joyce
6 years
The bairn wants to pack it in eyeing up me tits like!!!
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Michael Joyce
7 years
Am called buba
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😂😂😂 my little bubba 💜
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Michael Joyce
6 years
Daint fancy playing football ever again like, legs have gone, tits smacking is in the face every stride and whitying all over the car park after
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Michael Joyce
7 years
Might have another quiet 1 after work
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Michael Joyce
6 years
Taking fatherhood very serious
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Michael Joyce
7 years
Own up who’s having me life
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Michael Joyce
10 years
People are daft gan to town Nye! Bay's the only place to be.
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Michael Joyce
8 years
Roar when radgies have 1 day in graft and feel the need to post a status saying their life has turned around😂😂
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Michael Joyce
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Michael Joyce
4 years
Preach it young joyce
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Michael Joyce
5 years
Me phones clocked on av finished graft
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Michael Joyce
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Michael Joyce
11 years
Someones been spoilt this year http://t.co/N4WURIgro0
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Michael Joyce
4 years
Jobsworth ID’n me for a goth drink man. A look about 32
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Michael Joyce
7 years
Hahahaha
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Michael Joyce
6 years
@robyndodds_ World cup and me mates stag do aswell, always think about yourself
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Michael Joyce
6 years
Bloke in the upstairs flat going absolutely flat out on his lass, go on son av got a stifffeeeee for ya!!
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Michael Joyce
9 years
@M_Joyce95 only joking Ive got work on monday and I miss her already
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