LucasH 🇵🇸
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Nerd shit and reaction to grown men chasing a ball for 90 minutes. Don't expect anything else.
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That fanbase is deranged. They're fuming cause a coach said his own team need to do better.
Ten Hag doubled down on criticism of Arsenal defeat: 'I don't think they get clean shots, there was one time from a free-kick. The rest were shots from cutbacks, shots from distance... And that's what I meant that all of the goals were avoidable. It can't happen.'
#mufc
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Stabbed her 114 times then helped feds look for her body. Aint the hill to die on
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Rashy has 17 already. He has 21 games to bag 7 to match Ronaldo's 24
Piers Morgan:
"I wanted to ask Ten Hag is whether anyone in this United team is going to score as many goals as Ronaldo did last season? I hope Ten Hag gets down on his knees & asks for forgiveness, & that he apologizes for the blatant disrespect he showed for Ronaldo."
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We need Sunderland back expeditiously so these lot stop forcing this "rivalry" with us
This bloke is an absolute dickhead by the way.
Been in the Premier League less than a year and already can’t stand to look at him.
Arrogant. Disrespectful. Patronising.
Perfect fit for Man United.
Hope he fails spectacularly.
#NUFC
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So PE, PSHE & Maths?
Schools should teach:
Sales
Taxes
Fitness
Coding
First aid
Cooking
Nutrition
Investing
Car repair
Self defense
Home repair
Mental health
Critical thinking
Personal finance
Debt management
Business management
What would you add?
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Half his league are bankrupt and being investigated for racism and/or bribing referees. Our credibility is fine
🚨| La Liga president Javier Tebas believes the credibility of the Premier League is at stake over how it handles the Manchester City investigation
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They picked her. And here you are posting your nips on Twitter like a loser
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He'll write a couple empty platitudes about what it means to be Superman that'll win people over though
It really doesn't matter who gets the role of Superman or any of them characters. I don't trust Gunn writing them at all. Henry could be starring in this and I still wouldn't be into it.
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Why do you have video footage of children?
Chelsea’s 10-year-old Max Mellem at recent tournament 😳
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I know, right? They did what they could to make things comfy for us. How despicable.
I look at these established companies and they’re built on old white men whose sons now run the company. Why couldn’t our people do that man. All we know is cabbing, restaurants and “cash in hand” jobs.
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Guy played like 7 games for us but shows us more love than Bayern looop
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*Laughs in every Asian culture*
Black people are the only ones expected to take care of their parents before anything else. When other cultures literally set their kids up for life. A lot of black parents live life as if their kids OWE them something cause they simply did what they were suppose to do as parents
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It did work. God even told you the guy's name. Tahajjud doesn't always mean you get what you want. Sometimes just clarity and an answer.
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You're taught most of these things. You're just too much of a dummy to apply it under different contexts. What are your parents doing if you're not teaching half these things? Lool why aren't you checking on your own kids mental health or teaching them to cook?
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Jose got blood on his hands for making people forget how talented Rashy was when he 1st broke through
I'm finding the mixed reviews about Garnacho really strange. He is cooking fullbacks and getting good shots on goal every time he plays. Far and away the best United academy product since Rashford– in fact, he's probably better than Rashford was at 18
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Its greay but we should be even more pissed off because now imagine if our club weren't run by cunts.
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#mufc
women dominating WSL without any proper training facility, stadium or funds and only being founded in 2018. 🔥💪
It’s in the DNA, we’re all so proud 🧬👏
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Last season aside, I don't see how you can't see this as good numbers for a winger his age
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Pray extra for thanks.
Chelsea and Liverpool being 9th/10th after 20+ games is too funny. Maybe I prayed too hard
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8:22 on a Sunday morning.
Expecting 14 points behind "still in the title race" Manchester United to win today
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Unpopular opinion: He was better in daredevil than his own show
Jon Bernthal is returning as The Punisher in ‘DAREDEVIL: BORN AGAIN’.
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He's a rat faced prick but he's our rat faced prick
arsenal fans’ insecurities got the biggest GNev haters defending him jehekwjsjsjsj
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How are you as keeper on the line when the ball is in your 6 yard box?
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Acting like rashy pulls a copyright out everytime he does it. Neves did it 1st. Rashy made it famous. Move on
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No martial. I'm certain he doesn't exist anymore. He was just some shared fever dream we made to cope with Jose
🚨Matchday squad Vs Southampton ..
DDG, Heaton, Butland, Dalot, AWB, Licha, Varane, Malacia, Shaw, Maguire, Fred, Bruno, Scott, Casemiro, Mainoo, Rashford, Garnacho, Pellistri, Wout, Antony, Elanga, Sancho...
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30 million
Nottingham Forest plan to pursue permanent deal for Dean Henderson
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4 points separating 8 teams for those last 2 slots is crazy
Shefield United are all but certain to join Burnley in the automatic promotion spots whilst Luton Town and Middlesbrough will be competing in the play-offs, but the race for the final two play-off spots is shaping up to be a fascinating battle in the Championship.
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Folks really wanna keep weghourst because "He's grateful". So will I fgs. I cant run but ill be grateful. Stick me upfront on 100k a week
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We're due a defeat. So this FA cup run has been fun. We go again next year
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He was still right looool. How does our improvement disprove him saying we need to improve?
"We have to accept they (Liverpool) are six years ahead of us now." -Rangnick
United are 14 pts clear of Liverpool as things stand.
"Rashford had a habit of playing, in Rangnick’s words, like a ghost." -The Athletic
24 Goals, 8 Assists by February.
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Make a gazillion dollars a year. You left that bit out.
@SeanDOlfc
Utd makes zero sense for any investor. Debt ridden, new training facilities and stadium needed. A small fortune in previous transfer fees owed too.
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Even with Japanese investment in Bangladesh. We actually got our first ever train system in our capital. The only trains before were city to city. Mainly to ferry goods to the coast by the British
With so much debt to western countries, institutions and investors — you can’t even see where that money has gone, apart from the corrupt politicians who always seem to win elections 🙃
At least with Chinese investment, you SEE with your own eyes where the money has been spent.
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Told us they dodged a bullet with Martinez
more goals conceded than Manchester United and Chelsea is crazy
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Have you considered the human rights of everyone else living there?
Okay Bukele might have converted a literal war zone run by savages into a livable country but have you ever considered what this means for the heckin human rights of the gang members???
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I'm in legit in tears man. Like I'm crying tears of joy. I love this kid so much
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Because this isn't 2014
Isco was available on a free transfer and premier league clubs didn’t make a move?
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Ezzalzouli, Louza, Salah, & Ounahi being in their early 20s with Hakimi, Mazroui, Amrabat & Aguerd etc in their mid 20s means morroco will be around for a while
Guest article! 🚨
"Abde Ezzalzouli – The new Moroccan superstar destroying defences in Spain"
A great piece on one of the best dribblers in La Liga! 🇲🇦
🖋️another fantastic article by THE GREAT
@ShayHicks99
! ⚡️
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My neice has gotten into pokemon cause they apparently started trading cards in school again. It's funny how it all comes full circle
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We still need atleast one more DM. And a CB but that's less pressing if we can keep Varane fit.
Once Sancho comes back and we integrate Weghorst we could be cooking even more. Do you think Utd should/will add a few more pieces? If so which?
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Lol this is it. People using "houses are cheaper" to skirt over everything else. Like say your entire life is limited to your living room
I’ve been peeping this anti-London crusade being led by disgruntled ex-Londoners trying to convince ppl to leave their communities to join them in Narnia 🙃 skirting over the fact that they’re now forking out on a car AND rail, and don’t know a soul where they live.
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Say wallahi. We hadn't heard
Back in 2021, while managing Beerschot, Will Still became the youngest head coach in the Belgian Pro League history at the age of 28 years, 3 months, and, 6 days.
Reims pay a £22,000 fine each time Still manages because he doesn’t have his UEFA Pro License yet.
Interesting
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Ramadan & the extended weekend I just took completely destroyed it
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Salah's kids are still in their easter service suits. He aint on this lool
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Kid scored twice on his debut then 2 vs arsenal on his prem debut, the very next game and was bagging goals like this in his 1st season
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The QTs almost makes me want to try. Almost.
Couples… don’t all speak at once but… how did you meet your other half?
Indulge me I’m a romantic!
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Meh. We were due a defeat. Surprised it took a trio to Anfield to get it without our fixture list
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