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OMG!.. I’m howlin at this 😭😭😭
The wean setting about the Grinch
🤣🤣🤣
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A Ram 🐏 walks in your house cause the door was open for the dog. Fear not your big Alpha man in his socks & fleecy Grinch jammies will save the day 😂
Martin’s shittin himself 😂
“Are you scared Martin?”
That slow blink in the eyes says it all
😭😭😭 Howlin
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My Dads a Pub & Bookies man so he really missed socialising durin lockdown. Even though he’s 66 his Pals just came 2the door 2 see if he’s comin oot 2play tomorrow they’ve booked a Beer Garden. Hes honestly like a kid pure hyper & all happy now. Aww that’s really made me smile😄
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The boy just came down saying ‘I canny even be arsed opening up my Snapchat the morra to see aww the wee dafty burds that crawl oot at an Old Firm wearing their Da’s 2003 Carling Top & bucket hat’ 😂
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Wee Man was playin in Cup game against Ally’s son we won 5-1😁
He spoke 2 him man at half time told him he made a crackin save after game let his other son take shots into Mitch. Usual riddy mum im like Oh I called him Mitchell after u called your son it 🙈😂Top guy appreciated👌🏼
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Who else has had their face stuck in Twitter since they woke up this morning watching every single vid they see 🤣🤣🇬🇧
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Nothing can take the smile off my face today 😬
Got my results for my 1st yearly check up. Mammogram all clear 🙌🏽
1yr Anniversary done 💪🏼
💕
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I won’t date Buff men
I’m rammin pizza in my gub 4 days a week anywhere it’s available
I want someone who respects their Chub
Being buff shows me that you are a complete knobhead & take yourself too seriously
Pass me a DOUGHNUT 🍩
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My wee Goalie 👐🏽
The feelin a parent gets & that pride when their kid scores a goal, I get that with every save mines makes ⚽️
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Sittin with a lump in my throat. Got txt out the blue from the boys Dad sayin thanks. Thanks 4everything I do 4my son & he’s so proud of him & it’s because of me & how I’ve raised him all these years on my own. A simple word can mean the world 2someone & that meant the world 2me.
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MY FUCKIN GOD!!!.... I AM HOWLIN 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Anyone who knows me on here knows my obsession with Louis & heard all my numerous weird dreams about him. I just got THIS 😱 Guy is a legend 🙌🏽 LOVE U LOUIS 😘😘😘😘
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I can’t believe this Auld Witch is 40 today 🎈Well thanks COVID for a memorable birthday no celebrations 🥳 & no New York. Uck well a few cans of Pink Gin & and cake will have 2 do 😂
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Fuck it, I’m joining in on the Union Jack gear 🇬🇧 the Cowboy hats on 🤠
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When your son demands he only eats Lurpak Butter on his toast but its November savings bein made 4 Xmas & refuse 2 pay over £5 for a tub of butter.
‘Watch me do my magic son I shall turn £1 Willow into £5 Lurpak’
Taaaadaaaaaa!!!!..🎩✨😬
Its worked hes not even noticed😂
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Hands up if u love the big man
🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️
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What a difference a year makes
Last year u shaved my hair off for me 🪒
1yr on life is so good my wee cherub lovin life & as usual we laugh through it all.
My absolute world 👩👦❤️
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Gutted!😔After sayin all the runnin about the wee man was doin yesterday he collapsed out the blue on the field durin his match sparked out, ambulance called & in Hopsital im up stayin with him2. Running heart test etc seems ok on the surface but obvs want 2investigate. Im burst.
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Whit the fuck is that 🤷🏻♀️ WTF!!!..
Give the wean a tenner 2 get his hair cut & comes back lookin like fuckin Kim Jong Un 🙈
Apparently its an undercut & needs done like that for his PERM!... 👨🦱tellin ye things just go from bad 2 worse with this boy 😂
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Happy 39th Birthday 🥳 2 meee!
Boy knows his Mum so well, Strongbow!..🍻
Wee Arsehole saved his money & went away & bought it & arranged pick up of the Cider 😂
Greetin his card ‘Great Friend’👩👦
Best part though ‘U defo don’t look ur age’👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
That’s ma boy 👌🏼😂❤️
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‘Mum can I just trim the front of my fringe’ 💇🏽
‘Can ye fuck!..’
‘Please just a wee tiny bit nearly in my eyes’
‘Uck stop annoying me do what u like’
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!!.. 😩
‘It just ended up getting shorter & shorter I dunno what happened’
🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
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Football Fundraiser ⚽️
Note to self don’t listen to AC/DC drinking Strongbow before I go out 🍺 🎸 One too many eeek!!!.. 😬
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I LOVE this video ❤️My dads best friend was his Chocolate Lab 🐶 Brandi. When she died he was heartbroken totally devastated. Me my Mum & Sis bought him a new one after him sayin he’d NEVER have another dog again. Lola’s now 2 & they are the best of buddies
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💖BREAST CANCER AWARENESS MONTH 💖
Please read Women AND Men - I’ve just walked out of my last & final Treatment 🙌🏽
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Feel so happy😁My eyelashes are growin back💃🏻TODAY I got mascara on them top ones fake bottom sparse but mines. As a woman Chemo strips u off all femininity ur hair,lashes,eyebrows, period. Sum days its hard 2look in the mirror but this has reminded me that re-growth is beautiful
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So my wee Goalie Arsehole is a Teenager tomorrow 😲 Decided 2 make him a cake by MYSELF, now I’m no Cake Maker but I’m pretty damn impressed with myself😂
🧤
#safehands
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Canny be the only one who every time I pass the post I think it’s a baby shark that’s getting launched tail first 🦈😂
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Mum tipped my Dad over the edge tonight. She ordered an Omelette from the Chinese
‘Ye Fuckin ordered whit?😡
Tell me that again...
You’ve PAID someone 2 make u an Omelette
£6.50
I coulda got ye 40 eggs fae Iceland 4 that 😤
Extra for chips
Don’t tell me anymore Marie✋🏼
😂
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Wee man loved the game tonight, still in his room high as a kite bouncing about singing tunes 🙈 BED!... 😂
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I officially have a TEENAGER!..😲 Happy 13th Birthday Son 🥳
Buzzin!..off 2 stay overnight at Pitlochry Hydro & go 2 the Enchanted Forest in Faskally Woods 🌲🎆& seen as special Teenage birthday surprised him with a weekend in Manchester & tickets 4 Man City v Man United Derby😁
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Filming a funeral procession is SERIOUSLY disturbed.
1. Ur not showing respect if ur attention is on filming.
2. Ur not even giving a clap of respect as they pass as ur holding ur phone.
So question is WTF were u doin there? Cause it clearly wasn’t 2show respect.
✊🏼💦
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2 year ago today I met this big belter
@B4ZZ_B0W5K1
& life has never been better❤️OR the same😂
You are my King, simple as 👑
❤️🖤❤️🖤❤️
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1year ago 2day I finished my last Chemo. I could say how mentally/physically draining 6mnths of treatment was but it saved my life. The day walkin out 4the last time I will never forget unless you’ve been there u will never know.
Make everyday count life’s a gift don’t waste it🙏🏼
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Cant believe what my Mums just done🤦🏻♀️Every time the Icy comes the Dog goes nuts at the window lookin 4 a cone but says shes no payin £1 odd for a cone. She just went in2 kitchen made a cone up went out the back door &walked past the front 2pretend 2the Dog its a cone from the Van
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When U are unwell 🤧 & he turns up at your door with flowers 💐 a bag full of medicines & goodies. Those 13yr alone waiting on a good one was well worth it & I couldn’t give a f**k if it sounds cringe. Could not give a F**K I repeat 😂😊😘❤️
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My wee pal Chinny, Chin, Chins 50th. She thinks we don’t know it’s her birthday or 50th so we’ve arranged a surprise birthday meal for her 🎈🍸
Channeling my inner Stevie Nicks if I raise my arms my tops like batwings 🦇 🤣
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Glammed up for the sisters 30th. Can’t wait 2 hit the kitchen bar & knock back the beers 🍻 & do a bit of country line dancing in the living room later lol 🤠
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Hi, hi, hi, beautiful Sundayyy
This is my,my,my beautiful dayyy🎶💙
🎄🥂🎅🏼🎄🥂🍾🏆
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The happiest of Birthdays 🥳 to this big belter
@B4ZZ_B0W5K1
Hope u have a cracking day & it’s as special as you are ❤️🎈
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41 & the heavens have opened up for me today on this occasion ☔️😂
Wee munch & pints 🍻
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Mum’s Jubilee Party 🇬🇧🥂👑
& Aunties Surprise 65th party 🎉
How the f**k do I manage to look like an American Texan Ranch owner when I’m trying to look British 🇬🇧🙈🤣
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Still Undefeated Champions 🏆
Genuinely sitting looking like a bloody Wrestler entering the ring 🤦🏻♀️😂
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Its my Annual Tradition Xmas Doo🎅🏼Every year I have a get together 4 woman in my family.
Treat day of Food&Drink🥂🍾My Mum especially who helps me all yr round & is rock of the family, keeps us all together🙌🏽
Day 4 them 2b treated,spoiled & sit back&relax. Drunkenness commence😉
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They impeached him twice.
They indicted him.
They de-platformed him.
They tried to jail him.
They rigged the election.
They tried to Bankrupt him.
They tried to silence him.
And now they tried to KILL him.
The 45th & 47th
President Donald J. Trump
🤜🏼🇺🇸🤛🏼
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It’s my Birthdayyy!.. 🎈
30 Today +1+2+4 😱
Ok, plus ANOTHER 1 🤷🏻♀️
Feelin sorry 4 myself as I’m all alone boys in Tenerife, but Mama Bear takin me out 🥂😬
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Fannies who have 1000s followers who constant ask 4 more.Get so far tae fuck!🤚🏼New Tweeter fine yer no Kim K yer wee Mary/John fae Milton.Follower thirsty fools.Couldnt care if I had 1 or 1000 do yer thing,say yer shit ppl like it cool follow/like dont beg 4 followers cringe!😖
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My stunning Clydebank ❤️
Seen it was a beautiful sky & we jumped down to the Clyde.
The Clydebank Titan 🏗
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Since I was 14 you’d NEVER catch me out doors even to empty my bin without a full face on. Tah Dah!..Fuck it!.. I no longer care about this shit can’t believe I’ve spent so many years worrying about insignificant stuff. Positivity & a smile goes far. Stay safe ppl ❤️
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Just spotted this Ad for McCain. Honest 2 Fuck who eats 1 sausage & 6 chips for dinner? Infact imagine yer man bein out grafting all day comes home & u serve him 1 slice of cold meat, an egg & 4 chips, he’d rattle the plate right off yer mush 😂
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Raising a Son is an
Honour & Adventure
Here’s 2 many more memories my wee Cherub 💙
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I really don’t think any Country has as many mad, crazy, bizarre characters as Scotland does 🏴🤣
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I feel physically sick 🤢
How are ppl meant to last the day 😩
❤️⚽️💙
🏆🇪🇸
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I sometimes wonder who’s the parent & who’s the child at times 😂
Proud of the gentleman he is though 15yr & wanting to pay for my Taxi & was at the bus stop for me coming off the bus.
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So I done something & made T-Shirts up for me and the wee man. I just like 2 be prepared ye know 😉🥳🇬🇧
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Im a proud Mum this mornin. Boy text 2 tell me he got into College 2 afternoons a week 2do Construction👷🏼♂️14yr old & will b doin School & College, this will also b good 4when hes older & lookin 4an Apprenticeship. Glad he’s got a wee plan,goal & ethic 2work. Good parenting I say😜
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Yaaay happy face 😬 after a pure utter shit day at work wee early finish 💃🏻 Why the hell not 🤷🏻♀️ Rangers are playing after all
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Happy Father’s Day 2 all the Fathers. Thank u2 this 1
@B4ZZ_B0W5K1
who’s been such a positive influence in my Sons life. For his time,effort & guidance,not 2 mention the pocket money backhanders😂but most of all the love u have 4 him. It’s been a pleasure 2watch u both bond ❤️
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So happy 😁
Double celebration tonight. Just found out the shadow found on my Mums lungs is just scarring. Its been a worrying few weeks waiting on the results all the more so as my Mum prev had Cancer around 18yr ago 💃🏻
The best wee wumin in the world ❤️
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Happy Halloweeeeeeen!..🎃
My fav time 🖤💀
Tonight I want lots of......
Ghouls & Goals 🇬🇧
Have a spooktacular day 👻
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Sick with filters,u don’t even recognise yourself any longer without a filter on. It’s pure toxic. It’s fake & I’m done pretending I’m something I’m not. I’m 40, I’ve got wrinkles,pores, blackheads,blemishes. My makeup is already my mask 2then add a filter on top of that WTF!..✋🏼
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Had the best day out with
@B4ZZ_B0W5K1
Drive, Drovers Inn & wee walk aboot. Absolutely loved all the animals. ⛰🪵🌲🐻
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Who cares Halloween has passed when everyday is Halloween for you lol 🖤
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Shut up the Fuckin the lot of ye!.
Ppl like me come on twitter 4 a laugh &convos with like minded ppl now its just a constant stream of ppl arguin,bein nasty basically the biggest dick contest. Aye have debates thats great but its like a bloody school playground he said she said
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FB where ppl try 2 convince the world daily how perfect their shit life is🤔My perfect family,loyal cheatin partner, adorable outta control kids,holidays Ive maxed out credit cards 2go. Date nites we don’t communicate. Hey we’re all smiles & Ive perfect life but🙄Keep it real👍🏼
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Can’t believe my boy has now officially left School. Signed his leavers form😩 Off to College in August 2do Construction. So proud he knows what he wants in life & nothin will stop him. Becoming a young adult now. You’ve made my life Son & I will always b ur biggest supporter❤️👩👦
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A year ago today me & this big guy
@B4ZZ_B0W5K1
went on our 1st date 👩🏼❤️💋👨🏻 Happy Anniversary here’s a wee vid compilations of the past year together. Thank you 4 an amazing year & all the adventures & here’s to more memories being made.
Love u ❤️
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After another great day with my boy he turns round & says
‘Mum I’d rather have a Mum like u than have both my parents together’
Greetin😢job done, can die happy now. Best thing ever to hear ❤️👩👦
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I know this Covid sucks & a hard year all round,but I’m genuinely buzzin with life right now. Once u realise what’s important & that most of that costs zilch u honestly become more content & happier with life. 😬
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0% Filter today as the colour Blue needs no enhancements it’s a natural fine sight to be seen💙
I don’t always wear black ya know 😂
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I’m rather bewildered that my Timeline is saturated in Leigh G when 10,000 Supporters are in Vienna.
Get posting the good shit 😬
Who gives a Monkeys Fuck about Leigh🤷🏻♀️cause ye can BET yer ass it ain’t me
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