Mark Williams
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Stand up entertainer with a show called ‘Mind Games’ available for private, corporate, cruises, theatre tours, charity events & comedy clubs⚽️⛳️🏏🥊🎬✈️🚢🎤🎸
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I guess I can call this my 20th anniversary showreel video 🎥
‘MIND GAMES’ the stage show going from strength to strength. It took me to 28 countries last year & I still enjoy every minute. Might see you at a show sometime soon, or you can always book me 📔 🖊️
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My club have just signed a player in a position we always have injury worries. The lad has won the Champions League, the Europa League, the Premier League twice, the FA Cup twice & the League Cup & some fans aren’t happy 🤷♂️
Great signing 👍🏻
PS: over 60 caps for England too
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Fair play to all the palace fans that made that trip to watch our reserves against Man City 👏🏻
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Wilf Zaha after being booed all game long by the Brighton fans and scores a top corner banger.
Normal service is resumed
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When Harry Kane came to Selhurst this season it was the first time ever he never touched the ball in the box in 90 mins. They aren’t bad players, please put some respect on the Palace centre backs 👊🏻 Andersen & Guéhi are quality together
#cpfc
Romelu Lukaku broke the record for the fewest touches in a single Premier League game (7) for a player who has played the full 90 minutes since this data became available in 2003/04 😳
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🎶 Don't worry about a thing
'Cause every little thing gonna be alright’ 🎵 🎶
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Dominic Cummings off to Barnard Castle this bank holiday Monday
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15 years at one club really doesn’t happen nowadays but as
#cpfc
fans we have been blessed that this man had such a superb career with us. One of the nicest guys I’ve ever met & a model professional
He let me host a press conference, I let him win at golf, it was a win win 🙌🏻
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When Michael Olise gets a bottle thrown at his head by Millwall fans & then just turns to them & asks for more
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D - Forest
L - Newcastle
L - Spurs
W - Burnley
L - Everton
L - Luton
4 points from possible 18
Awful form from Palace. Roy hasn’t even got us tight at the back anymore - conceded 12 in 6. 🤷♂️
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France didn’t take 2 of the most inform players in Europe to the Euros. Now they are on course to win Olympic gold medals 🤷♂️
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Love this - A very insecure man stands with a huge entourage, when The Saint just has
@paddyboxing
what a fight !
http://t.co/5I6awZyLFT
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@CPFCtransfersHQ
How can the ref blow the whistle when the team are off the pitch on a drinks break ????
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@anon_opin
It doesn’t matter what the bottle says. Ketchup goes in the cupboard. It normally goes on hot food. Burgers, hot dogs, eggs, fries. Why would you put cold sauce from a fridge on hot food ???
Are the ketchup dispensers in fast food restaurants refrigerated ? No
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Not the result we wanted but we showed once again the Palace fans support always eclipses the opposition
Good to see that Chelsea bought at least 1 flag to the match 🤷♂️
#cpfc
#CPFCFamily
#Wembley
#CHECRY
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@EssexPR
Taken from
@dapperlaughs
Instagram in Spain this weekend. Like he says, if you follow this nonsense you are just brainwashed
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All aboard the
#teamsaintGG
bus today. Never knew Carl Froch was a blue
#frochgroves2
#mandated
http://t.co/TZr2s0eS6s
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To see that Fofana went for over £80m & Harry Maguire went for £85m 5 years ago, this deal has to be north of £80m. He will be an England regular easily for the next 2 tournaments.
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Newcastle United open negotiations with Crystal Palace to sign Marc Guehi. 24yo England centre-back high on list of multiple leading clubs but
#NUFC
1st to hold talks after approach to
#CPFC
this week. Would be significant coup
@TheAthleticFC
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Some say are
@StGeorgeGroves
&
@paddyboxing
enjoying the build up ? A photo speaks a 1000 words
#EverythingForAReason
http://t.co/R5rN2ZgP9I
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RIP to El Tel. Quite the character. One of game’s greatest thinkers.
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A dinner with a difference last night held in the home dressing room of
@gloucesterrugby
Thanks to the hospitality team at the club for putting on a very good event. Great food & audience. Good luck for the rest of the season. 🏉
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Causal football fans now finding out what a nightmare is it getting from Brighton station to the actual Brighton amex football stadium
Brighton is proud to present the Women’s Euro Football tournament! It looks well popular! Here’s Brighton station now!!
#womenseuros2022
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@WhyteleafeEagle
Cheers for the kind messages on here everyone. So many nice memories & friends at Palace. He was part of the furniture at events, fundraisers & dinners from about 1980 to 2000 & then continued to do a few dinners here & there the last 20 years. He will be missed 💔
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@SportySuz21
Lad is never going to another Newcastle game, home or away for the rest of his life. Hope it was worth it
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Top geezer who had time for a chat & a photo. This lad will go all the way to the top. Already established in the Premier League & had his full England debut 👍🏻
#cpfc
#connorgallagher
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@HLTCO
Success in football now is leaving a club better off compared to the day you joined it. Only 1 team can win the Premier League every year
Klopp took liverpool to another level, Pep has, Unai Emery has, Arteta has a better win % than Wenger & George Graham so yes he is a success
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Eze has just booked his place on the plane ✈️ to the Euros
Gareth can’t be taking Maddison surely 🙃
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And the stadium announcer made sure there was music booming out of the speakers so the tv audience wouldn’t hear. We heard 👂
Millwall fans booing the taking of the knee. It just speaks volumes.
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Some great memories from 5 years ago today - 26th May 2015 -
@JS_Testimonial
- it was a pleasure to be apart of it from start to finish
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Only 1 Millwall fan in this photo is wearing colours. And what is he doing? Walking away from the scumbags
#millwall
http://t.co/QnEsZD754s
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Great to meet
@anthonyfjoshua
his team said he never says no to a photo, top man & best wishes for wembley, enjoy 👊
http://t.co/F6ifWhA2Pz
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I really think
@dundeefconline
should use
@CPFC
as a feeder club, we lend them a few premiership stars & take on Celtic
#cpfc
#dfc
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If anyone has seen our good mate Ian please get in touch with the Sussex police. He has been missing since last weekend.
#cpfc
#cpfcfamily
#sussex
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@TSting18
This was the birth of the ‘Roasts’ that everyone tries to copy now but can’t match.
All started by Don Rickles. I’ve watched every minute of every roast Don did. Many are on YouTube. Go check them out. The best comedy you’ll ever see with the biggest stars in the world.
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Watching Kay Burley getting her arse served to her on a plate for over 15 mins on Sky News by Mick Lynch is a great way to start the morning.
He skooled her & her terrible interview techniques & pointless questions
She needs a week off now phewww !!
#trainstrike
#skynews
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Thanks BT sport, not at home and your app isn't working, can't watch the live football
#BTSport
#fail
http://t.co/DJLM2CRtUK
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If it wasn’t for an injury to Harry Maguire then this lad would’ve sat on the England bench for another 2/3 years not getting his chance. Us Palace fans know Guéhi is a much better player than Maguire. Hopefully he never gets back in the starting 11 from now on. The future 👇🏻
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If you ever met Rik Mayall out & about, & asked for a photo, he always posed like this
#legend
#RIPRikMayall
http://t.co/kZ0D4Zq7im
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You can’t pick a MOTM tonight. It was superb. Didn’t let Newcastle breathe. Big shout out to Mateta, Hughes & Muñoz. I’m loving this new style of play. The pressing is outstanding
This team have Doucouré, Lerma, Guéhi, Johnstone & França injured & even Olise didn’t start
#cpfc
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So as next year is my 20th year of working in entertainment & walking out on stage on average 120 times a year with my show ‘mind games’ I was interested to give actual stand up comedy a go this year. No magic - just comedy. It’s been going well, I even won a trophy last week 🏆
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